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08-25-2007, 02:33 PM
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I really need to take a **** but my roomate and his parents are moving in....
THey're right outside my door moving stuff into his room and into the bathroom. I really need to go (must be those cheat meals this past week) and its going to smell really bad (i farted like crazy in my room and it smells). unlike my normal healthy diet ****s this one seems like diaherra ... not a good way to start the relationship..
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08-25-2007, 02:34 PM
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Man up.
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08-25-2007, 02:35 PM
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Just go lol. If they give a nasty look you just say, "what, you never took a **** before?"
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08-25-2007, 02:40 PM
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this is much worst than the guy afraid to get water as this is more serious
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08-25-2007, 02:42 PM
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Nah...best you go find a bucket, take a **** in the bucket and then store it under the desk. When the parents come in you can point to the bucket and ask if either of them needs to use it.
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08-25-2007, 02:44 PM
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i went out and he was in the bathroom and he goes "hey *asks me some questions" some small talk later and im back in my room. fcuukkk1
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08-25-2007, 02:46 PM
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Im telling you, the bucket option is looking better and better...
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08-25-2007, 02:46 PM
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If it's the squits you can only hold it for so long.
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08-25-2007, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dom996
If it's the squits you can only hold it for so long.
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i think its the diet pepsi and too much magnesium plus fast food from last couple of days. dunno wtf it is but if you light a match in my room now its not looking good
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08-25-2007, 02:48 PM
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Man up.
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08-25-2007, 02:53 PM
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its not a matter of "manning up" if i was scared to get water cuz there was a girl outside then yea im a pussy but this is like kinda "rude"
they might think im some filthy doushebag
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08-25-2007, 02:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by importrev
its not a matter of "manning up" if i was scared to get water cuz there was a girl outside then yea im a pussy but this is like kinda "rude"
they might think im some filthy doushebag
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lol if you **** in your pants they'll think you're even more disgusting.
grab some lysol and go take a **** homes.
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08-25-2007, 02:56 PM
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FCUK MY ROOMMATE just stepped into my room to ask me some questions.
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08-25-2007, 03:00 PM
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Why not just go out and **** in a cafe or bar or something.
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08-25-2007, 03:01 PM
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You know that feeling when your stomach starts churning and the pain start shooting and you know you are going to blow at any second? Uh oh...
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08-25-2007, 03:05 PM
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dude are you serious? just say you need to go take care of something and take a **** in a cafe or something.
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08-25-2007, 03:06 PM
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Go into the backyard squat down and do it in the bushes. You can blame it on the dog.
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08-25-2007, 03:07 PM
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take a **** man wtf
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08-25-2007, 03:10 PM
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the beautiful thing about college is that there are MULTIPLE bathrooms.
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08-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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Quote:
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the beautiful thing about college is that there are MULTIPLE bathrooms.
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its a 4 room apt
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08-25-2007, 03:21 PM
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Still havent gone? You obviously dont need to go bad enough.
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08-25-2007, 04:00 PM
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Still havent gone? You obviously dont need to go bad enough.
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Yea I'd gone and flooded my pants with liquid **** by now.
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08-25-2007, 04:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dom996
Yea I'd gone and flooded my pants with liquid **** by now.
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it went away thank god. but when they left, all hell broke loose
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08-25-2007, 04:18 PM
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So you have closure?
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08-25-2007, 04:20 PM
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fabreeze is your friend.
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08-25-2007, 04:33 PM
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Go buy a can of Oust. Kills all **** smells on contact. I like the citrus.
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08-25-2007, 04:37 PM
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Quote:
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Go buy a can of Oust. Kills all **** smells on contact. I like the citrus.
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Do you know this from personal experience?
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08-25-2007, 04:40 PM
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this is much worst than the guy afraid to get water as this is more serious
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That made me laugh hard. Thanx. Reps.
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08-25-2007, 06:44 PM
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That made me laugh hard. Thanx. Reps.
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in a way its true. the bathroom is literally 6 week away from his room and he was moving stuff into the bathroom. just didnt want to make a bad impression but glad that'll never happen again
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08-25-2007, 06:52 PM
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Now you ruined it. Should have left it alone, son.
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