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08-25-2007, 12:16 PM
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poopsy
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Cyber-Sex session (no BloodNinja)
Girly172: hey
Albergo11: yo
Girly172: whats up babe
Albergo11: im just sitting here thinking about how you havent called me yet
Girly172: im sorry
Albergo11: ***-***-****
Albergo11: hit me up
Girly172: im cant sir
Girly172: r u horny?
Albergo11: no i am a robot
Albergo11: robots dont get horny
Albergo11: ps: i havent actually sent you a real picture of myself yet
Albergo11: because i know your a fake
Albergo11: <3
Girly172: i am not
Albergo11: lets rollplay
Albergo11: I pick up my hat and gloves
Albergo11: what are you doing on my bed?
Girly172: i thought u were a robot and u thought i wasnt real?
Albergo11: first of all dont refer to me as "you" its sir, and second of all lets ****ing rollplay im ready to get down and dirty
Girly172: do u believe me sir?
Albergo11: does it matter? im horny, and i have a cap with my gloves on
Albergo11: and your on my bed, what are you doing?
Girly172: no it does matter if u believe me cuz i really like u
Albergo11: i think your beautiful
Albergo11: but your on my bed, and my cap with the gloves are on... theres a bottle of petrolium jelly to my left
Girly172: what cap and gloves?
Albergo11: so i pick up my wand and put my cape on
Albergo11: what are you doing?
Albergo11: ahh, good spread your legs for me Jenna
Girly172: yes sir
Albergo11: good, here comes the choo choo train with mr.petrolium jelly
Albergo11: here comes my wand!! it doubles for a dildo, but your ******* isnt used to it
Girly172: i want ur cock
Albergo11: were ****ing rollplaying here jenna
Albergo11: you will get your cock after i get my wand with the dildo, now close your eyes and let it in slowly
Girly172: ok sir
Albergo11: theres a jar of penut butter on the side of me, with one hand im slowly rubbing your ass with the wand dildo, but with the other im rubbing penut butter all over your body
Albergo11: its all up and in your pussy too, this is going to be great
Girly172: anything u want sir?
Albergo11: the penut butter is all over your pussy now, and i leave the dildo with the penis on the end in your butthole.. i go over to the closet and open up a cage and let my dog out
Albergo11: the dog licks your pussy without me even commanding it, and you look terrified, PEPPER! NO DONT BITE HER! Holy ****ing ****, im now trying to pull the dog off your pussy but its holding onto your lips.. this is bad, so i just tug really hard and a peice of your pussy comes off and i throw him back in the cage and close the closet.
Albergo11: omfg... thats alot of blood, are you ok jenna?
Girly172: ew r u serious
Albergo11: oh man i really ****ed up, stop screaming
Albergo11: this is pretty hot actually
Albergo11: i force myself upon you and start to shove my erect penis up your butt
Albergo11: i use your blood as lubricant and it goes right in, this is the best sex ive ever had
Girly172: u really like this?
Albergo11: hells yea, dont worry i have peroxide to clean that huge cut on your vag lip from my stupid dog
Albergo11: just stay still im almost done, this is amazing
Albergo11: stop screaming jenna, just because i have aids doesnt mean that your going to get it
Girly172: y r u talking like this
Albergo11: shut up baby, i need this
Albergo11: wow that was such a big load, your bleeding all over my sheets though
Albergo11: so i take my dildo wand and slap you as hard as i can right
accross the face, **** now your nose is bleeding too
Albergo11: can you speak jenna? is everything ok?
Girly172: sure this is just weird
Albergo11: theres still some penut butter in your vagina jenna
Albergo11: but its bleeding so badly, stop screaming please, the ropes around your hands are there so you dont do anything stupid
Albergo11: dont kick me please, im going to have to do something about your legs
Albergo11: one leg at a time i tie your legs down to each bedpost, its ****ing so hot in here
Albergo11: im still wearing my hiking boots from before
Albergo11: ok its time to get to work baby, you still with me?
Girly172: yes
Albergo11: good
Albergo11: i pull out a small rigid saw from my bag, its mainly used to cut 2X4s, but today its going to make you handicapped
Albergo11: first comes the left leg, dont scream baby, i didnt put a gag on you because i thought you could handle this
Albergo11: its ok, the bleeding isnt quite as bad as long as it get it right below the kneecap, good! that only took about 1 minute, rovers got a new toy to chew on
Albergo11: now you will be mine forever jenna, you only have one functional leg left
Albergo11: dont fall asleep on me
Albergo11: are you still awake jenna?
Albergo11: talk to me baby
Girly172: im gg this is to weird
Albergo11: no dont go! we still have another leg
Albergo11: the next leg comes off really good, your trying to get away from me now, the bleeding is so small its incredible the bones are great at capturing that artery and preventing the blood
Girly172 signed off at 11:05:02 PM.
Albergo11: call me!
Girly172 is not available.
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08-25-2007, 12:20 PM
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It's on for life. U Mad?
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08-25-2007, 12:22 PM
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If it bleeds, it breeds!
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that was brilliant
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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08-25-2007, 12:22 PM
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Jericho-holic Spartan
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Got pretty weird at the end but that was hilarious.
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RIP Eddie Guerrero, a true champion
THIS IS SPARTA! God Of War 2 FTW!
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08-25-2007, 12:28 PM
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Banned
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I LOL'ed
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08-25-2007, 12:30 PM
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Registered User
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Lmao!!!
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08-25-2007, 12:31 PM
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Banned
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08-25-2007, 12:33 PM
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Banned
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Wow lol, this makes up for you being a pussy lastnight and barricading yourself in your room cause you didn't want girl germs.
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08-25-2007, 12:35 PM
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Registered User
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i lawled
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08-25-2007, 12:36 PM
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Whiskey Drinker
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No wonder you're afraid to approach girls IRL. You're fucl<ed in the head.
But thanx for the LOLRUS!
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08-25-2007, 12:38 PM
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MTB for life
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Lol
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08-25-2007, 12:47 PM
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Registered User
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sooooo, was that a bot? I R confused
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