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Old 08-25-2007, 12:16 PM   #1
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Cyber-Sex session (no BloodNinja)

Girly172: hey

Albergo11: yo

Girly172: whats up babe

Albergo11: im just sitting here thinking about how you havent called me yet

Girly172: im sorry

Albergo11: ***-***-****

Albergo11: hit me up

Girly172: im cant sir

Girly172: r u horny?

Albergo11: no i am a robot

Albergo11: robots dont get horny

Albergo11: ps: i havent actually sent you a real picture of myself yet

Albergo11: because i know your a fake

Albergo11: <3

Girly172: i am not

Albergo11: lets rollplay

Albergo11: I pick up my hat and gloves

Albergo11: what are you doing on my bed?

Girly172: i thought u were a robot and u thought i wasnt real?

Albergo11: first of all dont refer to me as "you" its sir, and second of all lets ****ing rollplay im ready to get down and dirty

Girly172: do u believe me sir?

Albergo11: does it matter? im horny, and i have a cap with my gloves on

Albergo11: and your on my bed, what are you doing?

Girly172: no it does matter if u believe me cuz i really like u

Albergo11: i think your beautiful

Albergo11: but your on my bed, and my cap with the gloves are on... theres a bottle of petrolium jelly to my left

Girly172: what cap and gloves?

Albergo11: so i pick up my wand and put my cape on

Albergo11: what are you doing?

Albergo11: ahh, good spread your legs for me Jenna

Girly172: yes sir

Albergo11: good, here comes the choo choo train with mr.petrolium jelly

Albergo11: here comes my wand!! it doubles for a dildo, but your ******* isnt used to it

Girly172: i want ur cock

Albergo11: were ****ing rollplaying here jenna

Albergo11: you will get your cock after i get my wand with the dildo, now close your eyes and let it in slowly

Girly172: ok sir

Albergo11: theres a jar of penut butter on the side of me, with one hand im slowly rubbing your ass with the wand dildo, but with the other im rubbing penut butter all over your body

Albergo11: its all up and in your pussy too, this is going to be great

Girly172: anything u want sir?

Albergo11: the penut butter is all over your pussy now, and i leave the dildo with the penis on the end in your butthole.. i go over to the closet and open up a cage and let my dog out

Albergo11: the dog licks your pussy without me even commanding it, and you look terrified, PEPPER! NO DONT BITE HER! Holy ****ing ****, im now trying to pull the dog off your pussy but its holding onto your lips.. this is bad, so i just tug really hard and a peice of your pussy comes off and i throw him back in the cage and close the closet.

Albergo11: omfg... thats alot of blood, are you ok jenna?

Girly172: ew r u serious

Albergo11: oh man i really ****ed up, stop screaming

Albergo11: this is pretty hot actually

Albergo11: i force myself upon you and start to shove my erect penis up your butt

Albergo11: i use your blood as lubricant and it goes right in, this is the best sex ive ever had

Girly172: u really like this?

Albergo11: hells yea, dont worry i have peroxide to clean that huge cut on your vag lip from my stupid dog

Albergo11: just stay still im almost done, this is amazing

Albergo11: stop screaming jenna, just because i have aids doesnt mean that your going to get it

Girly172: y r u talking like this

Albergo11: shut up baby, i need this

Albergo11: wow that was such a big load, your bleeding all over my sheets though

Albergo11: so i take my dildo wand and slap you as hard as i can right
accross the face, **** now your nose is bleeding too

Albergo11: can you speak jenna? is everything ok?

Girly172: sure this is just weird

Albergo11: theres still some penut butter in your vagina jenna

Albergo11: but its bleeding so badly, stop screaming please, the ropes around your hands are there so you dont do anything stupid

Albergo11: dont kick me please, im going to have to do something about your legs

Albergo11: one leg at a time i tie your legs down to each bedpost, its ****ing so hot in here

Albergo11: im still wearing my hiking boots from before

Albergo11: ok its time to get to work baby, you still with me?

Girly172: yes

Albergo11: good

Albergo11: i pull out a small rigid saw from my bag, its mainly used to cut 2X4s, but today its going to make you handicapped

Albergo11: first comes the left leg, dont scream baby, i didnt put a gag on you because i thought you could handle this

Albergo11: its ok, the bleeding isnt quite as bad as long as it get it right below the kneecap, good! that only took about 1 minute, rovers got a new toy to chew on

Albergo11: now you will be mine forever jenna, you only have one functional leg left

Albergo11: dont fall asleep on me

Albergo11: are you still awake jenna?

Albergo11: talk to me baby

Girly172: im gg this is to weird

Albergo11: no dont go! we still have another leg

Albergo11: the next leg comes off really good, your trying to get away from me now, the bleeding is so small its incredible the bones are great at capturing that artery and preventing the blood

Girly172 signed off at 11:05:02 PM.

Albergo11: call me!

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Old 08-25-2007, 12:20 PM   #2
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:22 PM   #3
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:22 PM   #4
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Got pretty weird at the end but that was hilarious.
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:28 PM   #5
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:30 PM   #6
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Wow lol, this makes up for you being a pussy lastnight and barricading yourself in your room cause you didn't want girl germs.
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No wonder you're afraid to approach girls IRL. You're fucl<ed in the head.

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Old 08-25-2007, 12:38 PM   #11
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:47 PM   #12
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sooooo, was that a bot? I R confused
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