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08-24-2007, 05:09 PM
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get a girl to leave after sex
well misc. i just had a chick over and within the first 10 mins that she was here, we had teh sex. i felt like a man cuz i came all over her face. but then i didnt really want her around anymore so i tryed comin up with a bull**** excuse like hey didnt u say u wanted to hang out with your friends. then shes like no i ditched them to hang out with you. so finally im like hey today is sat right and shes like no its friday then i said **** i gotta work out. then finally she left after a while. but the question is misc. how can i get her to leave after i get what i want?
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08-24-2007, 05:10 PM
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Tell her you have aids
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08-24-2007, 05:10 PM
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Gyno the Ginnie
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you kill her.
duh..!!!
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08-24-2007, 05:11 PM
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12/21/09 Start Cut
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Um... you say. That was fun but I need to go to "random place". Or Leave I got **** to do. lol
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08-24-2007, 05:11 PM
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Super Agnostic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuc-O
Tell her you have aids
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holy ****, i came here to say the exact same thing...
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08-24-2007, 05:12 PM
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Watch Me Shine
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tell her there's a shoe sale down the street
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08-24-2007, 05:13 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuc-O
Tell her you have aids
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Originally Posted by ItalianStllion
you kill her.
duh..!!!
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Originally Posted by omnip0tent
Um... you say. That was fun but I need to go to "random place". Or Leave I got **** to do. lol
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Originally Posted by agno
holy ****, i came here to say the exact same thing...
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yea cuz i would never sea her again then.. lol and thats what i did today but i need sumthing better because she will catch on sooner or later. shes like falling in love with me
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08-24-2007, 05:15 PM
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MANIMAL
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grow some balls for starters, bitch.
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**** ****ity ****
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08-24-2007, 05:15 PM
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Watch out for that dust
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have your friend call you and tell her the call was an emergency and you have to leave.
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08-24-2007, 05:16 PM
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you need to stop being a pimp and settle down. have some kids, start a family.
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08-24-2007, 05:16 PM
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Super Agnostic
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This may sound extreme, but actually get aids and a whole slew of std's....then give them to her as a present. bet shell leave then
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08-24-2007, 05:16 PM
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Work hard or go home
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Originally Posted by big stud steve
well misc. i just had a chick over and within the first 10 mins that she was here, we had teh sex. i felt like a man cuz i came all over her face. but then i didnt really want her around anymore so i tryed comin up with a bull**** excuse like hey didnt u say u wanted to hang out with your friends. then shes like no i ditched them to hang out with you. so finally im like hey today is sat right and shes like no its friday then i said **** i gotta work out. then finally she left after a while. but the question is misc. how can i get her to leave after i get what i want?
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When you come, call her another woman's name.
Trust me, she'll f*ck off sharpish. 
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08-24-2007, 05:17 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by IceDragon
When you come, call her another woman's name.
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lol i did.. i called her jessica today and she called me out on it but didnt care that much
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08-24-2007, 05:17 PM
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chicken
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u meet her at greenery?
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08-24-2007, 05:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IceDragon
When you come, call her another woman's name.
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hahahahahahahahahaha i think ima try this one soon, followed by an "oh **** my bad" hahahahahah.
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08-24-2007, 05:18 PM
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I like to dissect girls.
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Uhhhhhhhh
You gotta pay the hooker man, they don't put out for free.
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08-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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Scotty Doesnt Know
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tell her she has to leave cos your gf is coming around soon.
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08-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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what you do is you put on some gucci shades, and you say
"lol, brb, balling"
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08-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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thats alot of hamburgers
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i used to have my best friend come over and we'd come up with a word and when he heard me say the word he'd come in and tell the chick to leave. it worked everytime, try it
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08-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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Work hard or go home
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Quote:
Originally Posted by big stud steve
lol i did.. i called her jessica today and she called me out on it but didnt care that much
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You sure she just wasn't interested in you that much, and was just using you like you were using her?
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Originally Posted by Zach53
hahahahahahahahahaha i think ima try this one soon, followed by an "oh **** my bad" hahahahahah.
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Just make sure there's nothing sharp and pointy nearby...
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08-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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Registered User
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Tell her you have to go to work in an hour.
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08-24-2007, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ovlifter
i used to have my best friend come over and we'd come up with a word and when he heard me say the word he'd come in and tell the chick to leave. it worked everytime, try it
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so youre sitting there with a girl, and then (from her point of view) some random dude walks in and tells her to leave?
wtf?
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08-24-2007, 05:20 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by rude boy
u meet her at greenery?
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lol nah i was chillin with a few girls last night but we just decided to go to her place and drink. but she was bein dumb and wouldnt have sex, she just wanted to gimme a HJ and kiss so i left
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Originally Posted by RavenStorm
Uhhhhhhhh
You gotta pay the hooker man, they don't put out for free.
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lol i gave her 10 bucks cuz she was bitchin about hot she didnt have gas
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08-24-2007, 05:20 PM
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ask her how much u owe her
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08-24-2007, 05:21 PM
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Gyno the Ginnie
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Originally Posted by cr4ckshot
you need to stop being a pimp and settle down. have some kids, start a family.
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cause 18 is the perfect age for that.
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08-24-2007, 05:22 PM
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I like to dissect girls.
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Tell her she can't stay at your house unless she lets you PIITB.
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08-24-2007, 05:23 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IceDragon
You sure she just wasn't interested in you that much, and was just using you like you were using her?
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well shes rlly into me she thinks were"seeing" each other but thatd be pretty cool if she was just using me
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Originally Posted by bpb77
Tell her you have to go to work in an hour.
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lol i use this **** all the time and i think shes catchin on
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Originally Posted by Zach53
so youre sitting there with a girl, and then (from her point of view) some random dude walks in and tells her to leave?
wtf?
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lol thats halrious
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08-24-2007, 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RavenStorm
Tell her she can't stay at your house unless she lets you PIITB.
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lol i did PIITB.. shes a freak and she has a thing for sucking on my nips
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08-24-2007, 05:25 PM
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BRB Rehab Sex W/Tiger ;)
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brag
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08-24-2007, 05:25 PM
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Get the fuk out! *points at door*
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