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08-23-2007, 11:01 AM
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Slept with a 50yr old that i meet online.
I feel a bit weird now really akward, I met her on AOL chat and ****ed her in the same day. Lol it was me that contacted her on her profile description she had something like i am a no holes barred kind of gal and if it fits i am all game. So i sent her a PM saying i dont think my 10incher could fit in lol and she responded with well you never know until you try asl. Anyway we talked online for a few hours and yes we had cyber and she showed me her pic sadly it was on msn. Then she told me that would i like to come over and have some fun which i responded with a yes, so i set of to her place on arrival I knock she answers the door and there she is dam guys i wish i could lie and say she looked 30 but hell no this woman looked 50+ more. I dont know why i didnt turn back but i went in anyway and then she told me to sit down and then she sat down so we were watching tv for a while so she then said well did you come here to watch tv or **** me(her excat words)So i move on over to were shes sat and start kissing her and feeling her breasts her breath smelt like ash, i think she had been smoking anyway to cut a long story short i ****ed her after i cummed she wanted to cuddle and so i did then i left I felt really weird like i had done something really wrong.
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08-23-2007, 11:04 AM
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good job dave man
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08-23-2007, 11:05 AM
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even if its a load of bullsh!t i lol'd.
could be truth, ive had encounters with older women (bloody hell not 50yr's old mind you)
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08-23-2007, 11:06 AM
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we all go through bad times, chin up mate.
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08-23-2007, 11:08 AM
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pics of ashy old woman or it didn't happen
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Usually they'll just dribble the ball a couple times looking like that retard kid from those Gatorade commercials that hit like a hundred three-pointers in a row a couple years back, then stop so they can talk about how organized sports is way too mainstream for them.
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08-23-2007, 11:08 AM
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You probably were the 1000th guy shes ****ed, and now you have 1000 stds.
Otherwise nice job.
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08-23-2007, 11:09 AM
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08-23-2007, 11:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BulkingBrit
even if its a load of bullsh!t i lol'd.
could be truth, ive had encounters with older women (bloody hell not 50yr's old mind you)
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Oh yeah i mean i come on the internet to make stories up and instead of saying i banged a smoking 35yr old I say I banged a 50yr old.
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08-23-2007, 11:09 AM
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Lol Wut?
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you gotta do what you gotta do. It's in the past and the best thing you could do is forget about it.
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08-23-2007, 11:09 AM
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nana poker! ha
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08-23-2007, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by GApump
pics of ashy old woman or it didn't happen
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It was Msn Hotmail you cant copy pics from there, and she looked younger in the pic she showed me.
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08-23-2007, 11:11 AM
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she said NO HOLES BARED, so did you **** her in the ass?
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08-23-2007, 11:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tussmann57
You probably were the 1000th guy shes ****ed, and now you have 1000 stds.
Otherwise nice job.
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Lol You think i would ever touch anyone from the internet without wrapping up, trust me it was wraped.
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08-23-2007, 11:11 AM
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I have to admit, I was expecting:
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08-23-2007, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Fleshka
she said NO HOLES BARED, so did you **** her in the ass?
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Nope but i probably could have if i pushed for it, I just felt akward the whole time i was with her.
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08-23-2007, 11:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BulkingBrit
even if its a load of bullsh!t i lol'd.
could be truth, ive had encounters with older women (bloody hell not 50yr's old mind you)
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more details please 
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08-23-2007, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Itsalwayshard
Nope but i probably could have if i pushed for it, I just felt akward the whole time i was with her.
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u should have banged her ass man. she said no holes bared, you just went and banged a 50+ yr old and got nada to show for it now.....
i say go back for round two and bang her ass.
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08-23-2007, 11:15 AM
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no holes barred?
nice
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08-23-2007, 11:15 AM
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Lol Wut?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleshka
u should have banged her ass man. she said no holes bared, you just went and banged a 50+ yr old and got nada to show for it now.....
i say go back for round two and bang her ass.
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I'm gonna have to agree. She will definitely be down for that. You might as well have some fun with her.
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08-23-2007, 11:15 AM
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08-23-2007, 11:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleshka
u should have banged her ass man. she said no holes bared, you just went and banged a 50+ yr old and got nada to show for it now.....
i say go back for round two and bang her ass.
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I agree. Make it to where she cant dump for a week.
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08-23-2007, 11:17 AM
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I say you need to get a pic and post it up for everyone to see, otherwise this thread is useless.
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Usually they'll just dribble the ball a couple times looking like that retard kid from those Gatorade commercials that hit like a hundred three-pointers in a row a couple years back, then stop so they can talk about how organized sports is way too mainstream for them.
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08-23-2007, 11:17 AM
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Cougar!
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08-23-2007, 11:18 AM
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i say find hot girls on msn and bang them in the ass.
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08-23-2007, 11:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Itsalwayshard
I feel a bit weird now really akward, I met her on AOL chat and ****ed her in the same day. Lol it was me that contacted her on her profile description she had something like i am a no holes barred kind of gal and if it fits i am all game. So i sent her a PM saying i dont think my 10incher could fit in lol and she responded with well you never know until you try asl. Anyway we talked online for a few hours and yes we had cyber and she showed me her pic sadly it was on msn. Then she told me that would i like to come over and have some fun which i responded with a yes, so i set of to her place on arrival I knock she answers the door and there she is dam guys i wish i could lie and say she looked 30 but hell no this woman looked 50+ more.Right here I dont know why i didnt turn back but i went in anyway and then she told me to sit down and then she sat down so we were watching tv for a while so she then said well did you come here to watch tv or **** me(her excat words)So i move on over to were shes sat and start kissing her and feeling her breasts her breath smelt like ash, i think she had been smoking anyway to cut a long story short i ****ed her after i cummed she wanted to cuddle and so i did then i left I felt really weird like i had done something really wrong.
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I was hoping for a Bel Air where I marked the story... 
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08-23-2007, 11:19 AM
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Lol Wut?
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I've got to agree. Before you hit her arse take a pic and post it.
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08-23-2007, 11:22 AM
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Was she a wrinkly 50 or a youthful 50? I mean she's old enough to be your mom, so that's weird, but if she looked young it's sort of less weird.
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08-23-2007, 11:24 AM
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i say find hot girls on msn and bang them in the ass.
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Do you have a link to that?
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08-23-2007, 11:25 AM
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08-23-2007, 11:25 AM
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why dont you write misc on her wrinkly old saggers for reps?
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I have only one superstition...i will never sleep thirteen to a bed!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"You'd like a bit of fking, eh? Let's see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!"-Led Zeppelin's road manager Richard Cole
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