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3 jokes
Beckham, Figo and Zidane are stood on top of a burning building in barcalona. The local fire service cum 2 help but only have a small blanket. Your gonna av 2 jump shouts a fireman, we will catch u, so figo jumps and they let him fall 2 his death. Zidane ses if u let me die then the whole ov france will b afta u, OK then well catch u they reply. Zidane junps and they let him die and start singin 2 Galacticos dead. They then tel Mr Beckham its his turn. Beckham then shouts " im not that stupid, put the blanket on the floor and i wil land on it myself"........
a boy see's a job advertised in the window of a local near by shop. it reads 'ring the bell once an hour on the hour 40 pounds per night etc.ring quozimodo on 8795995859 47 for further details'. so the boy does, he turns up at the tower where requested and is asked to run into the bell every hour. he does this as asked. the boy has been doing so for three full days now. on the fourth day quozimodo leaves him to his own. as the quozimodo returns he finds five police men sat around the young boy. whats happened he asked. the police man replies, this young man has been knocked unconscious do you koow his name' quozimodo replies 'no but his face rings a bell'
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab said, "My thirst is killing me. Please ... do you have any water?" The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only £150. This one goes very nicely with your robes." "The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!" "OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about four miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!" The Arab staggered away toward the hill and disappeared. Eight hours later the Arab came crawling back to the Jewish man's table. The Jew said, "I told you, the restaurant with the water is about four miles over that hill. Could you not find it?" "I found it," rasped the Arab. "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie."
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