Share some of your crazy work stories
Figured I'd share some movie theatre stories. I worked for about three years on and off at a movie theatre, not one of the "main chains" but certainly a big chain in my area of the country.
Theatre was pretty darn big, 20 Theatres, in a decent sized city and we were the "biggest" theatre around, so lots of traffic, and lots of fun **** going down.
When I first joined up I did it for the free movies (unlimited) and sneak peeks, even though the pay was pretty ****ty.
**EDIT**
Was going to post long drawn out stories, but figured I'd condense this ****.
One of the most memorably stories I can remember happened my second summer. I got called into a threater by some older women who said that a couple people were being rowdy in the front seats (during LotR I think, or another really big release), I came inside and holy ****in ****. This guy was just jack hammering some girl in the front row. I mean going to ****in town, her shirt was on, but she was nude from the waste down and the guy had his pants down as well and was ****ing riding that bitch into the seat (both average people, she had decent boobs though). The girl had her legs propped up onto the guys shoulders and he was just going to town.
The funniest thing is, not that many people seemed concerned.....lol......all the patrons around them were in ****ing shock, but the rest of the theatre was still pretty engrossed in the movie.
So I watched for about a half minute, honestly not sure what the **** to do. Yes I've walked in on people having sex many times, but generally people are discrete, not JACK-HAMMERING away in the front seat of a summer blockbuster. Plus its generally teenagers, not some adults in their late 20's.
So after the stun subsided, I sort of creep walked up and sort of motioned to the guy with a "wtf" type hand signal, but either he couldn't see me or he didn't care, the ****er kept going (same position, legs up on his shoulders, raw too I think, it was fairly dark). I walked up maybe four feet from him and started talking again, "sir, I need you to stop NOW! this is a movie theatre, your being a disruption, I'm going to have to ask you to leave". The guy heard me this time, and turns his head over at me and says "oh, sorry". then he pulls out, gets his pants on real fast, girl does the same (sitting down), and then they come out the the theatre fairly fast with me.
I asked them to come over to the side with me so I could get a manager, but they kept walking out of the theatre, I kept calling out to them "please stay here, so we can resolve this situation", but they kept walking out. Our rent-a-cop was out eating popcorn or something, they left.
I'll speed this up. Basically I went back and found a condom on the seat, so not raw like a first suspected. It was pretty ****ing nasty, some of the sperm leaked onto the seat. I had some cleaning gloves at this time and a couple managers came into the theatre, course I had to take it off and trash it, and then put a trashbag over the seat (to mark it closed, although we honestly just put some hand sanitzier on the seat to clean it). A bunch of people finally comprehnded what had actually happend and were bitching to the managers during hte movie.....eventually the managers handed out a ****ton of free tickets.
The people who ****ed got away scotch free, in-fact while I was there I don't remember a single person EVER getting persecuted for ****ing in the threatre. Its just too hard to deal with, plus we really can't do much except kick you out, since we're liable for so much random ****.
People constantly ****/suck/touch in theatres, and we really can't do anything. I'm not much of a watcher, but those projectionists are some weirdos and will record that **** lol. So watch out teenieboppers, that blowjob might be on tape.
I'm not a very good storyteller, but if that sounded okay I'll add more.
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