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08-21-2007, 06:42 PM
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Who hates having to hold in bodily functions/noises while around hot chicks?
I just started dating this amazing girl who's hot as fuk and just more or less perfect to me. Anyways, i've got this savage cough as of late and when she comes over to watch a movie, and everything is all silent, i'm just sitting there the whole time trying not to let out coughs and sound like a dirtball.
In addition to this, things like farts / burps / throat clears / loud chews / loud swallows/ being to fidigity, they all are hard to keep tabs.
Ive had to excuse myself a couple times to the bathroom where i let out all my held in gas / coughs hahaha
I can't wait till im close enough with her to be able to act like a dirtball and let my body loose. Anyone have any tips to keep your mind off these stupid things besides alcohol?
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08-21-2007, 06:58 PM
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Hmm
The best looking woman i know farts and burps like a man once you get to know her. Its a normal thing.
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08-21-2007, 06:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by riprock
I just started dating this amazing girl who's hot as fuk and just more or less perfect to me. Anyways, i've got this savage cough as of late and when she comes over to watch a movie, and everything is all silent, i'm just sitting there the whole time trying not to let out coughs and sound like a dirtball.
In addition to this, things like farts / burps / throat clears / loud chews / loud swallows/ being to fidigity, they all are hard to keep tabs.
Ive had to excuse myself a couple times to the bathroom where i let out all my held in gas / coughs hahaha
I can't wait till im close enough with her to be able to act like a dirtball and let my body loose. Anyone have any tips to keep your mind off these stupid things besides alcohol?
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I understand farts, but you can burp under your breath. Who cares about clearign throat. Loud chews or swallows....
strong nervousness
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08-21-2007, 06:59 PM
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If you fart and you can tell she smells it, ask her if she just farted. It should embarrass her and make you feel good. Then say 'I can't have you stinkin up my house".
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08-21-2007, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 1dayIWillBeBig
If you fart and you can tell she smells it, ask her if she just farted. It should embarrass her and make you feel good. Then say 'I can't have you stinkin up my house".
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lmao good one if i can rep ya i would bro..haha
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08-21-2007, 07:03 PM
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You hold things in? **** son you only live once live large and let loose!!
But in seriousness farting is the only thing you should be worried about clearing your throat and even burping isn't that bad.
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08-21-2007, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by agno
I understand farts, but you can burp under your breath. Who cares about clearign throat. Loud chews or swallows....
strong nervousness
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08-21-2007, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by agno
I understand farts, but you can burp under your breath. Who cares about clearign throat. Loud chews or swallows....
strong nervousness
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Yeah i dunno i'm really not a nervous guy at all and have pro luck in the picking up chicks department... something about these things bothers me though so i dunno. My biggest pet peeve is people eating loudly / breathing loudly
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08-21-2007, 07:05 PM
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and yet girls have openly discussed that time of month infront of me and friends or when they need a saddle or pad or whatever it's called. I can't help but want to throw up.
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08-21-2007, 07:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by riprock
My biggest pet peeve is people eating loudly / breathing loudly
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must have a pretty boring sex life then, haha. **** man i say let'er rip. dutch oven!!!!!!!!
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08-21-2007, 07:40 PM
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must have a pretty boring sex life then, haha. **** man i say let'er rip. dutch oven!!!!!!!!
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A nice warm dutch oven the morning of her birthday.
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08-21-2007, 07:50 PM
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must have a pretty boring sex life then, haha. **** man i say let'er rip. dutch oven!!!!!!!!
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well i just started seeing her a week ago, haven't gotten to the sex yet
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08-21-2007, 10:07 PM
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"having to?"
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08-21-2007, 10:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybar
The best looking woman i know farts and burps like a man once you get to know her. Its a normal thing.
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I know you sniff deep when she turns her head.....
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08-21-2007, 10:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by riprock
I just started dating this amazing girl who's hot as fuk and just more or less perfect to me. Anyways, i've got this savage cough as of late and when she comes over to watch a movie, and everything is all silent, i'm just sitting there the whole time trying not to let out coughs and sound like a dirtball.
In addition to this, things like farts / burps / throat clears / loud chews / loud swallows/ being to fidigity, they all are hard to keep tabs.
Ive had to excuse myself a couple times to the bathroom where i let out all my held in gas / coughs hahaha
I can't wait till im close enough with her to be able to act like a dirtball and let my body loose. Anyone have any tips to keep your mind off these stupid things besides alcohol?
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The hell are you on ? You seriously need help if you don't swallow around her and you can;t cough in fear of her dumping you.
How old are you? i didn't check but come on man, she;s not gonna dump you over a cough or a gulp or a burp (yeah maybe if u gotta fart out of respect just say"i'm gonna fat, lass" don't have to be all shady about it, just relax.
You probably nervous as **** and people can sense that.
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08-21-2007, 10:45 PM
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farting during head is the worst
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08-21-2007, 10:46 PM
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ha bro i definitely wouldn't worry bout holding in coughs, unless she's cold as ice i think she'll forgive that your going through a minor issue in your throat.
just dont cough on her
as for farting and burping, it took me about 3 months or so to get comfortable enough with my last gf to fart around her, which was sometimes hell cause im the gasmaster when im on bulking diets and whatnot, but after a while i farted nonstop around her
in truth, girls do all the same stuff, dont take it too seriously
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08-21-2007, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by KillahPriest
farting during head is the worst
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Worse is when your giving head and she farts, not cool.
OT. You're paraniod regarding anything except the farting part. Realise it's paranoid and find out a way to overcome it, seriously.
Farting is individual to the person/couple. Some people fart straight away, some never do in front of their partner. Holdiing it in and having your stomache groan is emparrising as hell to. You are right on the money being worried about the farting side of things. Personally I think its bad manners to fart in front of people that don't know you very well, and I never fart in front of girls cause I also think its crude (accept for g/f's who I dutch oven with pride). Use the bathroom, thats what its for. You should be able to fart in front of a girl you have boned... I mean, you have pounded her snatch...
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08-22-2007, 12:05 AM
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i loled at the cant swallow part
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08-22-2007, 12:24 AM
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let em go at least she will know your not trying to impress her.
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08-22-2007, 01:17 PM
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If you fart and she doesn't approve, just say "Don't ****in judge me! Blood pours from your vag every month!"
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08-22-2007, 01:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dayIWillBeBig
If you fart and you can tell she smells it, ask her if she just farted. It should embarrass her and make you feel good. Then say 'I can't have you stinkin up my house".
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HAHAHA reps!
"did you just fart? Christ that stinks you pig!"
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08-22-2007, 02:27 PM
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no, you must be totally silent and only move within the shadows to impress her. a cough is punishable by death.
she's not a greek god or something man, its nice that you want to be polite and not shart all over yourself when you're around her but everyone's human man. Didn't you read the book "everybody poops"? If you have to cough, freakin cough man.
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08-22-2007, 02:43 PM
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Why do you think farts smell? It's so that deaf people can appreciate them, too.
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08-22-2007, 05:00 PM
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If it dont pay rent, boot it out, thats what I say. Let it rip and let the good times roll.
Has a side question, has anyone farted in bed, and it stunk so much it actually woke you up from your sleep. Man, I had one of them a few weeks ago, I had to check the bed to make sure I didnt **** in it, it was rotten.
Gee, share time is over I think.
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