Her 'Roses' don't smell like roses...

[blumnblam]

Dilemma.
So I've been dating a girl for a little while now and she's against having sex too soon (i.e. before ~7 monts of serious relationship work, some trust issue shindig).
So for the time being, oral/hands is all we got.
From previous experience, I've enjoyed going down on girls (all of whom were shaven/trimmed).
This new one doesn't do much maintenence downtown and so there's hair and it doesn't smell as fresh as I've experienced.

Ordinarily, I'd be cool with the whole "dump her," but here's the problem: I'm attracted (physically) to her and I like her (brain-wise. A.k.a. she's a woman with one! (Zing!)).

Any ideas on what I should do?

[5x10]

take a shower with her and wash her
have her wash you

she wont know the true intentions, just a good bonding session

[norxcal]

Originally Posted by blumnblam

Dilemma.
So I've been dating a girl for a little while now and she's against having sex too soon (i.e. before ~7 monts of serious relationship work, some trust issue shindig).
So for the time being, oral/hands is all we got.
From previous experience, I've enjoyed going down on girls (all of whom were shaven/trimmed).
This new one doesn't do much maintenence downtown and so there's hair and it doesn't smell as fresh as I've experienced.

Ordinarily, I'd be cool with the whole "dump her," but here's the problem: I'm attracted (physically) to her and I like her (brain-wise. A.k.a. she's a woman with one! (Zing!)).

Any ideas on what I should do?

Things like this are tough to handle with women (my friends and I were saying that the worst insult a girl can get is you're fat and your snatch stinks)

You should just ease into it be like
"so what do you think it's hot when guys shave their nuts? oh you don't? I heard that 20% of guys shave their balls now."

and take the convo in the direction of her pubic region. If you guys are really comftorable with eachother then just bring it up and tell her you like it clean and if she likes you I am sure she will make the sacrifice to clean up (i'm sure you would do the same for her, if it meant she would suck you off more and do a better job right?)

[d3hm]

dont eat her out till she shaves
bring up the topic after you start fuking her

wut does it matter newayz? if she smells/hairy just dont put ur face down there...get sum head. if she wants more tell her to open her legs.

[norxcal]

Originally Posted by d3hm

dont eat her out till she shaves
bring up the topic after you start fuking her

wut does it matter newayz? if she smells/hairy just dont put ur face down there...get sum head. if she wants more tell her to open her legs.

why would she want to give him head if she's not getting any play?

strong advice

[blumnblam]

I'm not shaven, just really trimmed. If the girl wanted me to shave though, I would.

We talk about everything except...sex.
I'm very into talking about my drug, sex, alcohol, past shenanigans, but she's from an extraordinarily conservitive family and so she's a little shy about that kind of stuff.

I can try the shower thing sometime soon though. Good idea.

and d3hm: I like going down on girls. Something about completely sacrificing yourself to make somebody else happy is attractive. Hence, I think '69' is the hottest thing. Both partners 'sacrificing' for the other.

[norxcal]

Originally Posted by blumnblam

I'm not shaven, just really trimmed. If the girl wanted me to shave though, I would.

We talk about everything except...sex.
I'm very into talking about my drug, sex, alcohol, past shenanigans, but she's from an extraordinarily conservitive family and so she's a little shy about that kind of stuff.

I can try the shower thing sometime soon though. Good idea.

sounds like my gf when I met her, we never brought up the subject of sex or drugs or any of that. You need to start easing into it man make sex a comftorable subject for her. I know you asked about something else but I think that we are in pretty similar situations.

Bring up sex and if she is indifferent or weird about it just be like "don't you ever think about sex? it's normal you know" and just make her know and feel that sex is not bad or taboo and she'll open up, mines a little freak now.

[HeLiu]

you think that's bad..wait til u see a popup of asian prOn

[blumnblam]

Originally Posted by HeLiu

you think that's bad..wait til u see a popup of asian prOn

Huh?

I don't get it.

[gixxer_751]

once you "do" hit it, tell her it'd be alot nicer if she was bare and im sure some persistence will payoff on this one, trust me. "females are as dirty as you want them to be". i dont foresee it happening until after you've hit it

[crazykid46]

"Roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo"

[SuicideGripMe]

I agree with 5x10. Or if you got nothing else, talk about what you both like in the opposite sex, IE muscles, sense of humor blah blah short hair, whatever, then just slip in "I think its a huge turn on to be totally shaved, Ive never been with a girl like that (you dont wanna seem like a slut/playa)" maybe shell pick up on it. If not, tackle the problem directly.

[BigWyte]

Just tell her to shave it because you think ti would be sexy...she wouldnt be offended........And tell her you think cleaning it is sexy too

[Grind4Mine]

cant believe your eatin the bird without plucking it first

Tell her to shave that **** son, If and when I see hair on the bush I say sike

[SquatTillYaPuke]

You could either straight up talk to her confidently and act like it isnt a big deal. The less of a big deal you make it out to be the less it will hurt her. Or in my experiance when I had a girl whose jiblits STANKED like hot dogs and mac and cheese , I put my finger in her kunt and then put my finger straight into her mouth. She was like "what the FUK was THAT" and I told her I just put my finger from her kunt to her mouth , after that she cleaned better. And she apologized for making me taste that. She was embarrased but I just said its no big deal and she forgot about it pretty quick , but still kept up with the cleaning.

[blumnblam]

I've never initiated putting my finger in her mouth (it's always her), but the whole "finger her then put that finger in her mouth and have her realize 'I need to clean up down there'" tactic might work. Good idea.

[naweaver]

Originally Posted by SquatTillYaPuke

You could either straight up talk to her confidently and act like it isnt a big deal. The less of a big deal you make it out to be the less it will hurt her. Or in my experiance when I had a girl whose jiblits STANKED like hot dogs and mac and cheese , I put my finger in her kunt and then put my finger straight into her mouth. She was like "what the FUK was THAT" and I told her I just put my finger from her kunt to her mouth , after that she cleaned better. And she apologized for making me taste that. She was embarrased but I just said its no big deal and she forgot about it pretty quick , but still kept up with the cleaning.

lol! reps soon as i can give them again to you.

[MAGnitude]

Originally Posted by blumnblam

Dilemma.
So I've been dating a girl for a little while now and she's against having sex too soon (i.e. before ~7 monts of serious relationship work, some trust issue shindig).
So for the time being, oral/hands is all we got.
From previous experience, I've enjoyed going down on girls (all of whom were shaven/trimmed).
This new one doesn't do much maintenence downtown and so there's hair and it doesn't smell as fresh as I've experienced.

Ordinarily, I'd be cool with the whole "dump her," but here's the problem: I'm attracted (physically) to her and I like her (brain-wise. A.k.a. she's a woman with one! (Zing!)).

Any ideas on what I should do?

drop her a sleeping tablet and do some housekeeping. (Wash the floor, mow the grass, and check the gutters).

when she wakes up get her a mirror so she can do an 'extreme makeover' reveal.

wow

[otrebmu]

Originally Posted by crazykid46

"Roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo"

wow
i actually got this

[Sach]

be cool about it. just be like, hey, i take care of my **** for you, return the favor babe.

[Thorpedo26]

Originally Posted by blumnblam

Dilemma.
So I've been dating a girl for a little while now and she's against having sex too soon (i.e. before ~7 monts of serious relationship work, some trust issue shindig).
So for the time being, oral/hands is all we got.
From previous experience, I've enjoyed going down on girls (all of whom were shaven/trimmed).
This new one doesn't do much maintenence downtown and so there's hair and it doesn't smell as fresh as I've experienced.

Ordinarily, I'd be cool with the whole "dump her," but here's the problem: I'm attracted (physically) to her and I like her (brain-wise. A.k.a. she's a woman with one! (Zing!)).

Any ideas on what I should do?

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[New Evolution]

Buy her lots of yogurt.

[mtxpert]

Why don't you tell her you would find it so sexy to be able to shave her which means you'll also have to give her a bath. Make it fun and enjoyable...

[BigPoppaPump84]

Originally Posted by Thorpedo26

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repped lmao

[NYY]

Tell her "I wish your pubes were emo so they could cut themself".

[FaceThePain]

Tell her "Yea, hey.. your cooter stinks.. wanna cure that for me? Thanks"

[Determined2lose]

Ok sorry to hear you are having trouble. From a girls view.....it may make her super insecure if you come out and say you stink. Or whatever. I mean I would be so embarrassed. I would just mention shaving. Tell her you would get totally turned on by it. I mean that is what happened for me. Husband said do it and I did. Once that is taken care of there is no reason not to be clean and fresh!! Trust me tell her she will like it better too!!!

sorry had to hop in there.

[phil2007]

Make her go through chemo

[blumnblam]

Originally Posted by Determined2lose

Ok sorry to hear you are having trouble. From a girls view.....it may make her super insecure if you come out and say you stink. Or whatever. I mean I would be so embarrassed. I would just mention shaving. Tell her you would get totally turned on by it. I mean that is what happened for me. Husband said do it and I did. Once that is taken care of there is no reason not to be clean and fresh!! Trust me tell her she will like it better too!!!

sorry had to hop in there.

Is it too much of me to say that though if we've never actually f*cked?

[DMBsAmricanBaby]

eww, make her shower before you guys do anything and also just straight up tell her you prefer them shaven..why torture yourself.