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08-14-2007, 09:50 PM
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Mama There Goes That Man!
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Dirty Letters from 1909
To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ****ed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ****ed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ****ing I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, ****ing in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your ****, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's ****. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your **** is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little ****bird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
JIM
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CLIFFS ..
-Man likes to PIITB
-Woman farts while man piitb and man loves it
-After farting the man licks woman's bushy vadge.
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08-14-2007, 09:52 PM
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that real?
I piitb last night and it made farting sounds. I can relate.
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08-14-2007, 09:52 PM
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where did you find this?
and farts good.
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08-14-2007, 09:53 PM
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samok ba!!!
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letter w/ pics would have been better.
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08-14-2007, 09:53 PM
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lol, how'd you find this?
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08-14-2007, 09:53 PM
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farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women
Nasty ass old man
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08-14-2007, 09:54 PM
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Wow I just came.
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08-14-2007, 09:55 PM
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Nothing like long winded farts to get you going ya know?
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08-14-2007, 09:55 PM
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where did you get that from
my girlfriend farted after I pulled out from piitb, she was quite embarrassed 
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08-14-2007, 09:56 PM
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Thread is worthless without MSPaint illustrations.
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08-14-2007, 09:57 PM
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I just pulled myself twice while reading that.
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08-14-2007, 09:58 PM
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08-14-2007, 09:59 PM
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Mama There Goes That Man!
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To NORA
Dublin 20 December 1909
My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your **** in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to ****? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of ****ting or do you frig yourself off first and then ****? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her ****, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will **** your drawers, dear, and let me **** you then. I would like to hear you **** them, dear, first and then **** you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your ****e ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and **** it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress
No use continuing! You can guess why!
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LMAO.
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08-14-2007, 09:59 PM
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(pulls self)
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08-14-2007, 10:00 PM
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Ehh.... does anyone here realise that's one of the most famous writers in the world?
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08-14-2007, 10:02 PM
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lol who wrote this, marquis de sade?
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08-14-2007, 10:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Reaper
Ehh.... does anyone here realise that's one of the most famous writers in the world?
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(no james joyce)
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08-14-2007, 10:03 PM
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i pulled myself off twice reading this ye olde thread
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08-14-2007, 10:07 PM
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08-14-2007, 10:07 PM
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Quote:
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Nothing like long winded farts to get you going ya know?
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haha tell me about it! 
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08-14-2007, 10:15 PM
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Mama There Goes That Man!
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I loev it when a man takes a dump. And jerks off at the same time.
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08-14-2007, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whatisfightclub
I loev it when a man takes a dump. And jerks off at the same time.
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Thats pretty hot. The only thing that would be hotter is if you farted on me while I pulled it.
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08-14-2007, 10:22 PM
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Mama There Goes That Man!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ndg v2
Thats pretty hot. The only thing that would be hotter is if you farted on me while I pulled it.
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Or fart in your mouth while you lick my hairy vadge?
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lmao @ "You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust"
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08-15-2007, 01:36 PM
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fart with lust in your sleep
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08-15-2007, 01:38 PM
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good job whatisfightclub man
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08-29-2007, 10:30 PM
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i must be retarded because i dont get it... this is just fukin disgusting
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