Location: manchester, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Age: 20
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My Favourite Family Guy Quotes (yes amazing)
Chris: Dad, whats a whales blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what its not for son, then you'll understand why
we can never go back to sea world.
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Louis: I care about the size of your penis, as much as you care about the
size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh god no! (flee's crying)
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Brian: Who in the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher.
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy
to put his whole family's lives at risk.
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Stewie:
Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Peter- Its a beautiful baby girl, but it has a penis, Ill take care of that.
Lois- What did i tell you last night
Peter- Not to go to the stag party
Lois- And what did you do?
Peter- I went to the s....ohh i almost walked right into that one.
Knight- Your nothing but a mear fizzle
Peter- Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it. Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and ran away real fast, he got away with it. But after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
Lois: Do you think they're ready Pete?
Peter: I don't care. All I care about is that we have our alone time.
Lois: Me too. Are we terrible people?
Peter: Nah, nah. We're not terrible people Lois. Horses are terrible people.
The phony guy cracks me up, too
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.? Her husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot.
"What is it? My bad? Who the f*ck came up with that?"
-Dave Tate
"Can you get the benefits of fish oil by eating regular fish?"
-Retard
I'm no expert, but:
Protein supplement= staple supplement
creatine= i don't use it, but it's still good for many
NO products= Useless to most ppl, usually loaded with caffeine
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"Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Choose your words, for they become actions. Understand your actions, for they become habits. Study your habits, for they will become your character. Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny."
SuperPump250 (blue raspberry ice)
ON Nitro Core 24 Strawberry milkshake)
ON 100% Whey (French vanilla creme)
ON 100% Oats & Whey (vanilla bean)
ON Amino 2222
Fish Oil
Green Tea Extract
Multi V
SuperPump250 (blue raspberry ice)
ON Nitro Core 24 Strawberry milkshake)
ON 100% Whey (French vanilla creme)
ON 100% Oats & Whey (vanilla bean)
ON Amino 2222
Fish Oil
Green Tea Extract
Multi V
clevland: peter, wen louis finds out you went golfing instead of (i forget), shes going to hit u with a frying pan
Peter:thats y i bought this anti-frying pan potion (drinks) hit me
Celvland hits him
Peter: didnt hurt
and like a second later passes out on the table
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I'm fukkin in, you're fukkin out!!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!
If you dont support the Chargers.....SUCK MY DICK!
SuperPump250 (blue raspberry ice)
ON Nitro Core 24 Strawberry milkshake)
ON 100% Whey (French vanilla creme)
ON 100% Oats & Whey (vanilla bean)
ON Amino 2222
Fish Oil
Green Tea Extract
Multi V
Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze.
Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze.
God I love that show.
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Solo los fuertes sobreviven
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ON Nitro Core 24 Strawberry milkshake)
ON 100% Whey (French vanilla creme)
ON 100% Oats & Whey (vanilla bean)
ON Amino 2222
Fish Oil
Green Tea Extract
Multi V
Peter: By the time we're done with you Meg you'll be beating guys off with both hands!
Peter: Oh you got a Winnebago!
Quagmire: You mean Wanna bango!
Brian: reading "Quagmire's Cross ****ry Tour"
Shouldn't ****ry have an "O" in it?
Quagmire quickly: NO!
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
-Arnold
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