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02-16-2005, 10:11 AM
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Picking the right woman....
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids,her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks like a home along the Rio Grande
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
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02-16-2005, 10:14 AM
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LOL, funny post
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02-16-2005, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by RickJames_bitch
LOL, funny post
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That post is alright man.
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02-16-2005, 10:17 AM
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Banned
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Nice ..I am out of reps
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02-16-2005, 10:47 AM
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I Bleed Black and Gold
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funny post. Now if we can slip unnoticed, past the racism monitors here................
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02-16-2005, 12:10 PM
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hahah at the arab
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02-16-2005, 12:13 PM
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It's NosLliWhsoj!
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LMAO at one of them, down towards the bottom, but im not getting banned for racism.
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02-16-2005, 12:16 PM
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Fallen to Ruin
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Funny post. Not pc, but there's nothing wrong with that.
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02-16-2005, 12:16 PM
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I'm ALWAYS Frontin'
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The Arab, Chinese and Mexican one is funny...Not the black one though...cause it happens on Maury ALL THE TIME...at this point - it just breaks my heart lmao...
- LeShaun
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02-16-2005, 03:27 PM
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I am by no means racist and apologize if I offended anyone...it was only meant to be funny.
For all the crap I get for being a girl in these forums I should be given a break 
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02-16-2005, 03:31 PM
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Tuna Makes Me Puke
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I really enjoyed it.
you're repped 
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02-16-2005, 03:49 PM
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Badly muscle dymorphic
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OmFg get out of here u racist bitch!!!!!!!!!11111
Just kidding that was awesome
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02-16-2005, 03:54 PM
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rotflma0
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02-16-2005, 03:54 PM
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No Pain,No Gain..No Shit!
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haha good post!
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"look at the mole on her neck. that's gross. My pet dog wouldn't PIITB
Absolutely disgusting. This thread will not only fail, it will cause me to fail to get hard next time IM trying to have sex.
That **** is enough to turn someone gay.
that's the biggest girl with the tiniest teeth i've ever seen. To get that big with those teeth, she'd hafta spend about 5 hours a day chewing." - dollee after spotting a beached whale
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02-16-2005, 04:55 PM
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M3T4L
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lol that post is worth double the reps for being posted by a girl :P
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02-16-2005, 05:44 PM
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EXPLOSIVE
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Great post  repped...
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02-16-2005, 05:45 PM
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No Pain,No Gain..No Shit!
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OmFg get out of here u racist bitch!!!!!!!!!11111
Just kidding that was awesome |
umm i somehow get the feeling that joke is not gonna be taken too lightly...
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"look at the mole on her neck. that's gross. My pet dog wouldn't PIITB
Absolutely disgusting. This thread will not only fail, it will cause me to fail to get hard next time IM trying to have sex.
That **** is enough to turn someone gay.
that's the biggest girl with the tiniest teeth i've ever seen. To get that big with those teeth, she'd hafta spend about 5 hours a day chewing." - dollee after spotting a beached whale
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02-16-2005, 05:46 PM
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> U
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which one are you??
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02-16-2005, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rungrl
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
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LMFAO!!!
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02-16-2005, 05:56 PM
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Badly muscle dymorphic
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Originally Posted by LoveThyPain
umm i somehow get the feeling that joke is not gonna be taken too lightly...
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by?
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"Just because somebody offends you with their opinion it doesn't give you the right to saddle them with a clinical condition" - Pat Condell on "Islamophobia"
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02-16-2005, 06:06 PM
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lol funny ****
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02-16-2005, 07:20 PM
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beautifully broken
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Originally Posted by LeShaun
The Arab, Chinese and Mexican one is funny...Not the black one though...cause it happens on Maury ALL THE TIME...at this point - it just breaks my heart lmao...
- LeShaun
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lmao "you are NOT the father."
lol lol good joke
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02-16-2005, 07:24 PM
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Gettin' there..
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Hah hah.
I don't really consider it racisim,because its hatin' on EVERYBODY!
Nice.
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