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08-11-2007, 12:50 AM
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Banned
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9 words women use to dominate men
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don?t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That?s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That?s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you?re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman?s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don?t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ?What?s wrong?? For the woman?s response, refer to #3.
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08-11-2007, 05:56 AM
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so true.
everytime i hear those words im going to think of these statements.
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08-11-2007, 05:58 AM
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Beantown Goon - ST dot
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we are all fukced..
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08-11-2007, 06:06 AM
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Misc Dr Advisor
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Im too alpha for women lists.
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08-11-2007, 06:09 AM
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haay braaah
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One phrase to dominate women:
"Back to the kitchen, bitch"
(no sexist) :>
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"The Man who has no Imagination has no wings"
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08-11-2007, 06:11 AM
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Checkmate, Mr. Eko
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"I'm pregnant"
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All I wanna see is progress,
Forget the rest of the process
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08-11-2007, 06:19 AM
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"We need to talk"
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risk nothing, gain nothing
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08-11-2007, 06:22 AM
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King of the World
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"I love you"
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Protein+Pump= Freak of Nature....... I have turned to "the dark side"
NO HOMO!!
It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.
Muhammad Ali
Women want me and guy's wanna be me!
I have never had a bad day in my life!
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08-11-2007, 06:23 AM
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SEAman First Class
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Strong repost!!
Actually a repost of a repost, enough already! 
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08-11-2007, 06:24 AM
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Check the Squat Rack
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Actually they use their wizard sleeves to dominate men IMO.
I am always scared my wife will dry up the well if you know what I mean.
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08-11-2007, 06:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by proteinpump
"I love you"
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you do? oh this is the happiest day of my life! (no homo)
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08-11-2007, 06:31 AM
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King of the World
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gogz
you do? oh this is the happiest day of my life! (no homo)
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I have been wanting to tell you for a while now! Will you accept this diamond studded co*k ring as a tolken of my love? (no homo)
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Protein+Pump= Freak of Nature....... I have turned to "the dark side"
NO HOMO!!
It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.
Muhammad Ali
Women want me and guy's wanna be me!
I have never had a bad day in my life!
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08-11-2007, 06:45 AM
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Oil? Bitch you cookin?
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"Don't worry about it. It's fine"
These is/are dangerous phrase(s).
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.? Her husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot.
"What is it? My bad? Who the f*ck came up with that?"
-Dave Tate
"Can you get the benefits of fish oil by eating regular fish?"
-Retard
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08-11-2007, 07:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by proteinpump
I have been wanting to tell you for a while now! Will you accept this diamond studded co*k ring as a tolken of my love? (no homo)
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I WILL! (no homo)
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08-11-2007, 07:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skinnyboipgh
Actually a repost of a repost, enough already! |
I know right! We get it already
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08-11-2007, 08:03 AM
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[MDF] ground fighter
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skinnyboipgh
Actually a repost of a repost, enough already! |
yea.....but its still one of the most true things ive seen all day.
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08-11-2007, 08:04 AM
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haha very good post. Number 3 is the one you gotta dread.
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#When duty calls me I must go
To stand and face another foe.
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away.
If I should fall to rise no more,
As many comrades did before,
Then ask the fifes and drums to play.
Over the hills and far away.#
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08-11-2007, 08:06 AM
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lulz factory
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"im calling the police" (no rapist) (no stalker) (no slease)
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08-11-2007, 08:12 AM
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Affably Content
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skinnyboipgh
Actually a repost of a repost, enough already! |
's OK. I still gaved him teh green skittles!
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Ignorance breeds monsters to fill up the vacancies of the soul that are unoccupied by the verities of knowledge. - Horace Mann
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. - Bertrand Russell
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08-11-2007, 08:13 AM
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10. repost/french toast/pot roast
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08-11-2007, 08:17 AM
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Deus Malleus
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Anybody got the link to that thread about female body language?
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08-11-2007, 08:34 AM
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Pee smells like asparagas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by againstall0dds
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they (THINK THEY)are right and you need to shut up.
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Fixed.
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ATTN: Please stop responding to my sarcastic/half-serious posts with a serious rebuttal. You will only receive a more sarcastic response in return.
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