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08-10-2007, 09:24 AM
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OH HAI THAR MISC! My First Speechless Moment.
Ok, sooooo... I'm known for not being the quiet type, speechless, etc type, whether it's talking to girls, new people, etc...
Today I'm walking through Wal-Mart, coming down an aisle, and see a Small-built Mexican girl staring me down. She stared me down like I don't know what- the whole aisle, I couldn't divert my eyes or nothing- I couldn't blink... I was going to just go past, and say "How ya doing?", etc... But by the time I got close to her- all that would come out is a high-pitched "Hi".
Today I was mentally bitch-slapped, owned, and f*cked in the butt by a Mexican girl.
This is the first time this has ever happened to me, and I just wanted to share it with the Misc.
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08-10-2007, 09:26 AM
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who cares if shes mexican?
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08-10-2007, 09:26 AM
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08-10-2007, 09:28 AM
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Weak as Shit
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Originally Posted by Worldwide
who cares if shes mexican?
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IMO they're the best girls in the whole-wide world. 
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08-10-2007, 09:28 AM
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08-10-2007, 09:34 AM
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Transformation-Domination
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....Right
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08-10-2007, 09:35 AM
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Free Agent
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lmao some of the **** on the misc is so priceless
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08-10-2007, 09:36 AM
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your 15
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08-10-2007, 09:37 AM
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Misc Programmer Member#1
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Originally Posted by Shoo Head
Ok, sooooo... I'm known for not being the quiet type, speechless, etc type, whether it's talking to girls, new people, etc...
Today I'm walking through Wal-Mart, coming down an aisle, and see a Small-built Mexican girl staring me down. She stared me down like I don't know what- the whole aisle, I couldn't divert my eyes or nothing- I couldn't blink... I was going to just go past, and say "How ya doing?", etc... But by the time I got close to her- all that would come out is a high-pitched "Hi".
Today I was mentally bitch-slapped, owned, and f*cked in the butt by a Mexican girl.
This is the first time this has ever happened to me, and I just wanted to share it with the Misc.
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So it was a He/She huh
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08-10-2007, 09:37 AM
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You wanted to share THAT story with us?
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08-10-2007, 09:38 AM
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Because you touch yourself at night
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08-10-2007, 09:39 AM
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no homo?
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08-10-2007, 09:40 AM
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Weak as Shit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by r3mixer
lmao some of the **** on the misc is so priceless
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I kno right?
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Originally Posted by DeathByLight
So it was a He/She huh
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Only mentally.
Eww.
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Originally Posted by sirnext
You wanted to share THAT story with us?
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I had to share it with someone.
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Originally Posted by CountryPunk
Because you touch yourself at night
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Oh.
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08-10-2007, 09:42 AM
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08-10-2007, 09:43 AM
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good job dave man
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08-10-2007, 09:44 AM
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08-10-2007, 09:47 AM
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Are you aware?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nuttybl
your 15
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beat me
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08-10-2007, 09:48 AM
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Weak as Shit
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your 15
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You're really 16.
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*-*Emos of the World*-* We throw-up all our meals. We rub our own cock. We lick our own ass in the bathroom. And we inflict our own wounds....We Are Emos....We are Desperate for Attention.
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08-10-2007, 09:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Worldwide
who cares if shes mexican?
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08-10-2007, 09:59 AM
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So what did she say after you said "Hi"
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08-10-2007, 10:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoo Head
Ok, sooooo... I'm known for not being the quiet type, speechless, etc type, whether it's talking to girls, new people, etc...
Today I'm walking through Wal-Mart, coming down an aisle, and see a Small-built Mexican girl staring me down. She stared me down like I don't know what- the whole aisle, I couldn't divert my eyes or nothing- I couldn't blink... I was going to just go past, and say "How ya doing?", etc... But by the time I got close to her- all that would come out is a high-pitched "Hi".
Today I was mentally bitch-slapped, owned, and f*cked in the butt by a Mexican girl.
This is the first time this has ever happened to me, and I just wanted to share it with the Misc.
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you shouldda tried to tapp that a$$
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08-10-2007, 10:10 AM
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Misc lyfe, aint no strife
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoo Head
Ok, sooooo... I'm known for not being the quiet type, speechless, etc type, whether it's talking to girls, new people, etc...
Today I'm walking through Wal-Mart, coming down an aisle, and see a Small-built Mexican girl staring me down. She stared me down like I don't know what- the whole aisle, I couldn't divert my eyes or nothing- I couldn't blink... I was going to just go past, and say "How ya doing?", etc... But by the time I got close to her- all that would come out is a high-pitched "Hi".
Today I was mentally bitch-slapped, owned, and f*cked in the butt by a Mexican girl.
This is the first time this has ever happened to me, and I just wanted to share it with the Misc.
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There's always a tomorrow you know.
You shouldn't let one petty experience like that dampen your day.
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08-10-2007, 10:13 AM
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I saw a Camel Spider today...
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08-10-2007, 10:16 AM
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Did you stalk her all the way home?
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08-10-2007, 10:18 AM
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Jenanveve Jolie is Mexican...and she leaves me speechless every time!
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08-10-2007, 10:20 AM
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Weak as Shit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ocnscuba
So what did she say after you said "Hi"
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Hi. And kept on walking.
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Originally Posted by iron_m!ke
you shouldda tried to tapp that a$$
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Originally Posted by Coal Man
There's always a tomorrow you know.
You shouldn't let one petty experience like that dampen your day.
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Yea.
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Originally Posted by Naven
Did you stalk her all the way home?
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No.
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Originally Posted by beowulf
Jenanveve Jolie is Mexican...and she leaves me speechless every time!
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Mexican girls own.
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08-10-2007, 10:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoo Head
Hi. And kept on walking.
Yea.
No.
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she was staring at u in disbelief, cuz she had never seen anyone so short in her life.
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