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08-10-2007, 02:14 AM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Confessions of a Slave to the Mouse...
Yes that would be a famous mouse with the initials MM
1. I do not control the weather, nor does central florida have a bubble over it that magically appears to block out the rain. Just because you are on vacation does not mean mother nature is. Also, don't complain that it is too hot out. You chose where to go on your vacation. Don't like the heat? Try Alaska.
2. If you ask me where the restroom is when I'm standing under a huge sign pointing to it, and you are too ignorant/stupid/lazy to read the sign, I will point you in the wrong direction.
3. I am not a babysitter. Therefore you do not have my permission to leave your baby/toddler in it's stroller for me to watch while you go on a ride/shop/eat.
4. If you are nice I can replace that food you were asked to throw out before you entered the theater for free. If you're an ass about it, I won't go out of my way to get it replaced.
5. Putting your child on your shoulders/raising their hand for them/pushing them forward does not encourage me to choose your child for special events.
6. Forgot your batteries/sunscreen/hat/etc at the hotel room and feel the need to complain to me about how expensive the prices are in the parks? Honestly, plan your day better and you wouldn't have these problems. I could care less.
7. Poor planning on your part does not constitue an emergency on mine.
8. Yep, I pushed that stroller into you on purpose. Learn to walk and we wouldn't have this problem.
9. If you come up to me speaking in a language I can not understand, I am not going to be able to help you. Similarly, pointing to a location on a map of where you want to go when you don't understand english isn't going to get either of us very far.
10. If you ask me how to get somewhere and you have an attitude about it, my reply will be simple. "you walk there"
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08-10-2007, 02:20 AM
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Should I tip you 15% or are you going to get goofy to beat me up 
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08-10-2007, 02:24 AM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Originally Posted by IntensityX
Should I tip you 15% or are you going to get goofy to beat me up |
I don't work table service...but I might send Tigger after you
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08-10-2007, 02:25 AM
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I wish TommyC could see this!
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08-10-2007, 02:28 AM
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I don't work table service...but I might send Tigger after you |
Hey I can take him so long as he doesn't have help from Bambie and Winnie The Pooh
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"The road to salvation is through Christ"
Luke 1:74
to rescue us from the hand of our enemies, and to enable us to serve him without fear
^Love is the power of the righteousness life that overcomes the fear that leads to sin, and the life in which God is pleased.
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08-10-2007, 02:29 AM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Originally Posted by IntensityX
Hey I can take him so long as he doesn't have help from Bambie and Winnie The Pooh |
What about Donald...his temper is a little testy at times 
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08-10-2007, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by MistyT
What about Donald...his temper is a little testy at times |
Nah his bite is nasty and so is Minnie Mouse's 
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"The road to salvation is through Christ"
Luke 1:74
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^Love is the power of the righteousness life that overcomes the fear that leads to sin, and the life in which God is pleased.
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08-10-2007, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by IntensityX
Nah his bite is nasty and so is Minnie Mouse's |
Haha...Snow White's bite is the worst. Damn that bitch bites hard 
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08-10-2007, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by MistyT
Haha...Snow White's bite is the worst. Damn that bitch bites hard |
Not as hard as Cinderella's
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"The road to salvation is through Christ"
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^Love is the power of the righteousness life that overcomes the fear that leads to sin, and the life in which God is pleased.
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08-10-2007, 02:45 AM
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Not as hard as Cinderella's |
And then there is Pluto. Talk about give a dog a bone
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08-10-2007, 02:47 AM
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And then there is Pluto. Talk about give a dog a bone |
Don't forget Chip And Dale
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"The road to salvation is through Christ"
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^Love is the power of the righteousness life that overcomes the fear that leads to sin, and the life in which God is pleased.
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08-10-2007, 02:48 AM
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Don't forget Chip And Dale |
Rescue Rangers
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08-10-2007, 02:50 AM
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So, which way is it to the Restroom, anyway?
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08-10-2007, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by GimpyPaw
So, which way is it to the Restroom, anyway?
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Well, go up this pathway till you get to the T in the road. Make a left followed by a quick right. You will see a big Tree, turn there and go under the bridge. It will be just past the smoking section on the right
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08-10-2007, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MistyT
Well, go up this pathway till you get to the T in the road. Make a left followed by a quick right. You will see a big Tree, turn there and go under the bridge. It will be just past the smoking section on the right |
Reminds me of the time I was working at a gas station. Car drives past the Jack in the Box resturant, pulls into the station, and the driver asks me "Where's the Jack in the Box?" It's in full view, right next to the building I'm at, in an ajoining parking lot. If he shouted from where he was, the drive-thru would have taken his order. My directions were as follows...
"Wow, your a long ways off. OK, first you drive all the way to the corner of this building. Take a right. Then dive CLEAR to the next corner of the building. Take another right. Then you drive until you reach the third corner of the building. Take a left and you should see it."
He missed it. Somehow he missed the 2nd corner of our building, drove right past the drive-thru menu board of Jack in the Box, took a right (at the corner of the Jack in the Box), drove to the end of their driveway (remarkably looking Left the whole time), and drove back down the road he came from.
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08-10-2007, 03:06 AM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GimpyPaw
Reminds me of the time I was working at a gas station. Car drives past the Jack in the Box resturant, pulls into the station, and the driver asks me "Where's the Jack in the Box?" It's in full view, right next to the building I'm at, in an ajoining parking lot. If he shouted from where he was, the drive-thru would have taken his order. My directions were as follows...
"Wow, your a long ways off. OK, first you drive all the way to the corner of this building. Take a right. Then dive CLEAR to the next corner of the building. Take another right. Then you drive until you reach the third corner of the building. Take a left and you should see it."
He missed it. Somehow he missed the 2nd corner of our building, drove right past the drive-thru menu board of Jack in the Box, took a right (at the corner of the Jack in the Box), drove to the end of their driveway (remarkably looking Left the whole time), and drove back down the road he came from.
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LOL. Gotta love fcuking with people that are clearly too far past sane to get it. My favorite response to how long a show would last.
"Thirty minutes if you sit on the right side of the theater, half an hour if you sit on the left."
I **** you not people would be like oh, okay. We have reservations in an hour so we better sit on the right side to make it there in time. WTF 
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