Best Missed opertunity with a girl

Kanji4488 · 08-09-2007, 08:52 AM

^^^^^^^ basicly says it all

Mine: I was preforming in a shakespear monolouge compition in junior year of high school. The comp was at an old folks home. ( yea, very weird) so I go in, knowing no one and sit down, i have both monoluges memorized, i think im going to do pretty well. These two girls and one guy sit down next to me, both of them are from a high school aways across town. the girl starts talking to me and wispering to her friend. She leans over and asks me how big my dick is ect. Right then i have to go up and preform, needless to say i choke miserably. I go back sit down she starts talking to me again, telling me what im wearing, asking what kind of underwear i have on. ( yes, very strong signals) the guy their with even tells me, hey you have a good shot with this girl. I was interested in someone else at that time, and i was a tool, so i kind of just ignored her for a while and she left. she was like a 7.5

Worldwide · 08-09-2007, 08:53 AM

The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!

JCV · 08-09-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kanji4488

^^^^^^^ basicly says it all

Mine: I was preforming in a shakespear monolouge compition in junior year of high school. The comp was at an old folks home. ( yea, very weird) so I go in, knowing no one and sit down, i have both monoluges memorized, i think im going to do pretty well. These two girls and one guy sit down next to me, both of them are from a high school aways across town. the girl starts talking to me and wispering to her friend. She leans over and asks me how big my dick is ect. Right then i have to go up and preform, needless to say i choke miserably. I go back sit down she starts talking to me again, telling me what im wearing, asking what kind of underwear i have on. ( yes, very strong signals) the guy their with even tells me, hey you have a good shot with this girl. I was interested in someone else at that time, and i was a tool, so i kind of just ignored her for a while and she left. she was like a 7.5

I don't know how to answer this except with one statement - if a girl begins asking you about mr. happy - that means they want to see it - tell them that you want to show it to them and go from there

simple enuff?

warren22 · 08-09-2007, 08:55 AM

I can beat anyone in this thread

1) Girl asks for my number......I said I have to go see my friends (ah to be 14 again).

2) Girl 1 says she could see herself "doing stuff" with me.....I start talking to girl 1 about girl 2 that keeps rejecting me. Girl 1 is also hotter then girl 2

this is what happens when you have no sisters and grow up in single sex religous schools

MMA Superstar 2 · 08-09-2007, 08:56 AM

It involved having sex with your mom, I really don't think you want to hear the rest.

The-Stig · 08-09-2007, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2

It involved having sex with your mom, I really don't think you want to hear the rest.

Kanji4488 · 08-09-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Worldwide

The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!

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Originally Posted by JCV

I don't know how to answer this except with one statement - if a girl begins asking you about mr. happy - that means they want to see it - tell them that you want to show it to them and go from there

simple enuff?

I wasnt asking for advice about that situation, that was like 3 years ago. I think ive figured out that as soon as a girl starts talking about your cash and prizes your in. Duh. I was merly illistrating how stupid i was, and wondering if anyone else was an idiot when they were young

Pad264 · 08-09-2007, 09:04 AM

Are you aware that Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse? This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

Mitcheh · 08-09-2007, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pad264

Are you aware that Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse? This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

Brick or wood? WHy not a sheet