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08-08-2007, 05:16 AM
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My ex and my mom are best friends (serious)
It was past 12.pm and i was still sleeping. A familiar voice laughed loudly, I woke up and moved my lazy tired ass downstairs. There they were, my mom and my ex. Asked from my mom, what the **** she is doing here, mom replied: "Didn't you know? We are like best friends"
I tough i was still dreaming, well, i wasn't.
Me: "Where she sleeps?"
Mom: "In your room."
Me: "In my room?"
Mom: "Get your things, you'll sleep in your brothers room tonight"
Like wtf?
Last edited by Toots; 08-08-2007 at 05:19 AM.
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08-08-2007, 05:25 AM
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Flyin'
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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08-08-2007, 05:53 AM
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Get huge or die tryin'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Toots
It was past 12.pm and i was still sleeping. A familiar voice laughed loudly, I woke up and moved my lazy tired ass downstairs. There they were, my mom and my ex. Asked from my mom, what the **** she is doing here, mom replied: "Didn't you know? We are like best friends"
I tough i was still dreaming, well, i wasn't.
Me: "Where she sleeps?"
Mom: "In your room."
Me: "In my room?"
Mom: "Get your things, you'll sleep in your brothers room tonight"
Like wtf?
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wtf? i would have told them both to go **** themselves.
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08-08-2007, 05:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Toots
It was past 12.pm and i was still sleeping. A familiar voice laughed loudly, I woke up and moved my lazy tired ass downstairs. There they were, my mom and my ex. Asked from my mom, what the **** she is doing here, mom replied: "Didn't you know? We are like best friends"
I tough i was still dreaming, well, i wasn't.
Me: "Where she sleeps?"
Mom: "In your room."
Me: "In my room?"
Mom: "Get your things, you'll sleep in your brothers room tonight"
Like wtf?
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I smell a threesome.
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08-08-2007, 06:02 AM
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Tell them to **** off, you are sleeping in your own room.
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08-08-2007, 06:06 AM
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Tell her to sleep in your brothers room. That's so ****ed, seriously...
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08-08-2007, 06:06 AM
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chang ma lae
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Toots
Mom: "Get your things, you'll sleep in your brothers room tonight"
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HAHAHAHAHA
Pwned.
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08-08-2007, 08:47 AM
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sooo, are you gonna f*ck her at least?
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08-08-2007, 08:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by recyfer
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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Mallrats FTW!!!
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08-08-2007, 08:56 AM
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Skinny CEO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cmmulla
wtf? i would have told them both to go **** themselves.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nail clipper
Tell them to **** off, you are sleeping in your own room.
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X2
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08-08-2007, 08:57 AM
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Punch her in the ovaries.
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08-08-2007, 10:49 AM
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You must be one crappy son...? Otherwise this has got to be bs.
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08-08-2007, 11:00 AM
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"where she sleeps" lololol in soviet russia bed sleeps on you
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08-08-2007, 12:02 PM
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Go back to your room.. lock door go back to sleep.
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08-08-2007, 02:38 PM
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C21H30O2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EZ-Bar
Go back to your room.. lock door go back to sleep.
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x2.
you would have to be a total ****ing dumbass to go along with that.
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08-08-2007, 08:52 PM
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Well...
Around 6pm mom and my ex came home. Few seconds later, mom knocked on my door and walked in.
Mom: "You should go downstairs and say hello to her"
Me: "Why should I? I didn't invite her here, you did, now deal with her"
Mom: "Cmon, be polite. Are you afraid of her, afraid to see her again?"
Me: "Well, i don't care what you think. She is your guest. If she wants to see me, I'll be right here"
Well, after that, my mom was nearly going to cry and left.
At the moment, its 5.48am here, I am in my room, and ex is sleeping downstairs on a couch.
Mom is an idiot. Told her that I still have feelings for her, and that break up is hard for me. How the hell she knows what I feel?
To be honest, I'm happy as hell. Finally, ****ing freedom!
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08-08-2007, 09:56 PM
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Eating
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Midnight PIITB
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