O/T Womens words

[LColeman]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. T his me ans something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



5. &n b sp;Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.


8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!


9. Don't worry a bout it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[michaeljazz]

You are so NOT LYING!!!!!! LOL

[HC]

hahahah! I LOVE the "Whatever" !!!

Funny stuff!

[jft7]

for being single

[erod13]

Originally Posted by jft7

for being single

I've been married 17yrs, and that list is spot on, I've heard everyone of those sayings at one time or another, best piece of advice for the man: answer:
Yes dear

Ed

[muttytwist]

Thank you for interpeting for us men.LOL

[goddessamazon]

I only use two words from that list.

1. Thanks or thank you. I am a very polite person

and

2. Whatever

[LColeman]

Originally Posted by goddessamazon

I only use two words from that list.

1. Thanks or thank you. I am a very polite person

and

2. Whatever

I can honestly say I use most of the words. Especially "fine" and "5 minutes" lol. My husband read them and just said "yes, dear"
LMAO!!

[Tomcat1066]

I've been on the receiving end of every single one of those. You'd think I'd learn

Tom

[goddessamazon]

Originally Posted by Tomcat1066

I've been on the receiving end of every single one of those. You'd think I'd learn

Tom

Whatever

[kimsquit]

HER STORY:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I dunno, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???....



HIS STORY: **** day at work. Tired. Got laid though

[goddessamazon]

Originally Posted by kimsquit

HER STORY:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I dunno, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???....



HIS STORY: **** day at work. Tired. Got laid though

Hey got laid???? She must have did it out of guilt or pitty.

My story would have went differently.

[kimsquit]

Originally Posted by goddessamazon

My story would have went differently.

of that I have no doubt

[Tomcat1066]

Originally Posted by goddessamazon

Whatever

Ouch

[user464444132bbg]

LMAO! I say "whatever" a lot and usually I mean F-U!!!

[michaeljazz]

My wife added an additional one to the list:
Kiss my @$$

She removed it though, because I always took it literally. Kinda killed the mood for staying angry.

LOL

[LColeman]

Originally Posted by michaeljazz

My wife added an additional one to the list:
Kiss my @$$

She removed it though, because I always took it literally. Kinda killed the mood for staying angry.

LOL

Ah-my husband took the time I called him a "Butt-munch" seriously-that left a mark.

[michaeljazz]

Originally Posted by LColeman

Ah-my husband took the time I called him a "Butt-munch" seriously-that left a mark.

Now you didn't ask what our favorite past times were in this thread. See.. I was trying to stay on topic. But since you went there.. that's mine LOL