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08-06-2007, 10:16 PM
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I got slapped in the car tonight... :(
So we were on our way home from dinner with a few friends. This hot ass chick was in the backseat with me. We were halfway home when she says "I'm really tired, mind if I lay down?" I say "No problem, go ahead." We both were sober keep in mind... Anyways, out of nowhere she lays her face across my crotch, and falls asleep. I'm like wtf lol... So she lays there for like 10 minutes. I'm nervous as fuk. Her head was sideways and I'm like "Don't get a stiffy Dont get a stiffy!" Wouldn't you know, I popped a boner in her ear.... I was like dammit... She is like, whats this? And tries to push it out of the way.. I laughed about that haha... So she finally reallizes what it was and gets up, slaps me in the face, and turns around. Pretty awkward...
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08-06-2007, 10:17 PM
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what a ho
(no asian hater)
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08-06-2007, 10:18 PM
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wow lmao. thats the funniest thing i've read all night.
shoulda said "how about sausage for dessert?"
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08-06-2007, 10:23 PM
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hahah lmao, its like a battle against you and the boner
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08-06-2007, 10:23 PM
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trying to give an eargasm in a way you can't detect.
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08-06-2007, 10:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thisoneazn
hahah lmao, its like a battle against you and the boner
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The boner will always win...Damn hormones...
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08-06-2007, 10:26 PM
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Damn, not cool. Did you talk it out with her?
And BTW, ROFLMAO!
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08-06-2007, 10:28 PM
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at least we know you're not gay.
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08-06-2007, 10:31 PM
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strong fail.
you didnt get her in the mood?
unless she was your sister
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08-06-2007, 10:31 PM
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thats unbelievabkly funny man! I'm so horny i would pop a boner if a girl did that too! lmfao!!! she shouldnta lain on your dickif she didn't want it to harden!!! bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! and u def shoulda said "how bout sausage for dessert?" LOL
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08-06-2007, 10:35 PM
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she enjoyed it.
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08-06-2007, 10:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by klax410
So we were on our way home from dinner with a few friends. This hot ass chick was in the backseat with me. We were halfway home when she says "I'm really tired, mind if I lay down?" I say "No problem, go ahead." We both were sober keep in mind... Anyways, out of nowhere she lays her face across my crotch, and falls asleep. I'm like wtf lol... So she lays there for like 10 minutes. I'm nervous as fuk. Her head was sideways and I'm like "Don't get a stiffy Dont get a stiffy!" Wouldn't you know, I popped a boner in her ear.... I was like dammit... She is like, whats this? And tries to push it out of the way.. I laughed about that haha... So she finally reallizes what it was and gets up, slaps me in the face, and turns around. Pretty awkward...
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You would think a girl would get flattered by that
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08-06-2007, 10:39 PM
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Lmaooooo nice repped
And we need pics
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08-06-2007, 10:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RippedAzn
wow lmao. thats the funniest thing i've read all night.
shoulda said "how about sausage for dessert?"
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lol.
well who can blame ya. if you didn't you'd prob be homo or ed
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08-06-2007, 10:40 PM
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Is she aware that guys have a condition that causes teh penor to be that way?
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08-06-2007, 10:41 PM
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rofl
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08-07-2007, 02:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PainIsResults
Is she aware that guys have a condition that causes teh penor to be that way?
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guess not
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08-07-2007, 02:03 AM
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oh
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08-07-2007, 02:05 AM
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nudez or negz(not of your boner)(no homo)
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08-07-2007, 02:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by klax410
So we were on our way home from dinner with a few friends. This hot ass chick was in the backseat with me. We were halfway home when she says "I'm really tired, mind if I lay down?" I say "No problem, go ahead." We both were sober keep in mind... Anyways, out of nowhere she lays her face across my crotch, and falls asleep. I'm like wtf lol... So she lays there for like 10 minutes. I'm nervous as fuk. Her head was sideways and I'm like "Don't get a stiffy Dont get a stiffy!" Wouldn't you know, I popped a boner in her ear.... I was like dammit... She is like, whats this? And tries to push it out of the way.. I laughed about that haha... So she finally reallizes what it was and gets up, slaps me in the face, and turns around. Pretty awkward...
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dude, that was awsome!@ reps
"go ahead" get it, lol
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08-07-2007, 02:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by klax410
So we were on our way home from dinner with a few friends. This hot ass chick was in the backseat with me. We were halfway home when she says "I'm really tired, mind if I lay down?" I say "No problem, go ahead." We both were sober keep in mind... Anyways, out of nowhere she lays her face across my crotch, and falls asleep. I'm like wtf lol... So she lays there for like 10 minutes. I'm nervous as fuk. Her head was sideways and I'm like "Don't get a stiffy Dont get a stiffy!" Wouldn't you know, I popped a boner in her ear.... I was like dammit... She is like, whats this? And tries to push it out of the way.. I laughed about that haha... So she finally reallizes what it was and gets up, slaps me in the face, and turns around. Pretty awkward...
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What did she expect? jeez
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08-07-2007, 02:07 AM
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video of her slapping you or it didnt happen
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08-07-2007, 02:13 AM
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Why didn't you block? Now she thinks your kung fu is weak.
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08-07-2007, 02:19 AM
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Let It Be Known!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by klax410
She is like, whats this?
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You should have pulled it out and been like, oh it's just my cock.
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08-07-2007, 02:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FIVE OAKES
Why didn't you block? Now she thinks your kung fu is weak.
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hahah
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08-07-2007, 02:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kappakai
trying to give an eargasm in a way you can't detect.
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ROFLMFAO, how come this hasn't been quoted yet?! lol..damn...
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08-07-2007, 02:35 AM
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You should have slapped her back.
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08-07-2007, 02:37 AM
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Should have PIITE while she was sleeping.
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08-07-2007, 02:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PainIsResults
Is she aware that guys have a condition that causes teh penor to be that way?
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Exactly. He's genetically like that.
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08-07-2007, 02:40 AM
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lol that will teach her, what did she expect to happen..
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