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Aspire36 = all over her face
So I got my sample in the mail yesterday, pretty quickly after my request too, thanks PAL.
So a few nights ago I met this chick who, actually is friends with my neighbor, who I wanna bone. Long of the short, I boned her friend.
Anyway, tonight she wanted more, so she hits me up, and I take my little red pill.
After about half an hour, I was so ****ing horny. I just couldn't stop poppin a hard one. I musta boned for at least hr an half. Normally this isn't an issue with me, but I for some reason was more concerned with the actual ****ing part than gettin off. I could have gone for days if I wanted to.
So I finally decided to get whats mine. Now, for comparison, the other night I busted all over this chicks stomache, and as far as I got was her neck, and then some on her tits and belly.
Now, tonight, I got it in her hair,her EYE, her face, her tits, and basically everywhere. Just so you know, IN HER EYE.
I ****ed the living piss out of this girl. I mean, this chick wouldn't stop moaning, it must have sounded like I was strangling the bitch.
I ****ed her so good, that after jizzing on her face, her hair, her tits, and IN HER EYE, she hits me up immediately after walking her home and asks if we can hangout tommorow.
NOW:Immediately after nutting on this chick, I got this headache, and this thing is not fun. I really don't like this headache. Its very noticable, and I just wanna take a whole bunch of vicodin and passout.
I'm going to be buying a bottle of this stuff immediately. And then I'm going to buy some vicodin as well.
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08-03-2007, 04:22 AM
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Haha, great review! I love Aspire 
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08-03-2007, 04:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1987GN
Now, tonight, I got it in her hair,her EYE, her face, her tits, and basically everywhere. Just so you know, IN HER EYE.
I ****ed the living piss out of this girl. I mean, this chick wouldn't stop moaning, it must have sounded like I was strangling the bitch.
I ****ed her so good, that after jizzing on her face, her hair, her tits, and IN HER EYE, she hits me up immediately after walking her home and asks if we can hangout tommorow.
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08-03-2007, 04:28 AM
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Haha, great review! I love Aspire |
Hah thanks. I just hope they do something about this damn headache.
It sucks. I don't think Im going to be able to sleep well tonight.
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08-03-2007, 04:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1987GN
Hah thanks. I just hope they do something about this damn headache.
It sucks. I don't think Im going to be able to sleep well tonight.
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I think an aspirin should take care of you, but I think they are testing now like a 50% and 65% or something like that strength one now. Sides have been reported to be down, but the full effects still there
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08-03-2007, 04:57 AM
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pix?
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08-03-2007, 07:17 AM
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lol nice!
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08-03-2007, 07:20 AM
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How sweet and tender young love is.
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08-03-2007, 07:25 AM
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just take a few advil. no more headache.drink lots of water too.
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08-03-2007, 08:28 AM
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Quote:
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How sweet and tender young love is.
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romantic isn't it? lol
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08-03-2007, 08:31 AM
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lmao awesome review!!
just get some aspirin for the headache and it should subside
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08-03-2007, 08:32 AM
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heres what really happened:
you got rejected and touched yourself!
... sinner
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08-03-2007, 08:32 AM
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Nice shootin
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08-03-2007, 10:41 AM
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Quote:
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why am i not surprised you came in here? lol.
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08-03-2007, 10:43 AM
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I gotta get me some of this stuff.
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08-03-2007, 10:44 AM
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best review...ever.
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08-03-2007, 02:41 PM
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Thank you, thank you.
I just want you to know, that when my nut hit her face (cause she was waiting for it) she did this face-jerk backwards...kinda like "omfg thats nut in my eye, let me get outta here, oh wait, theres only a wall behind me" so she had to take the rest.
The headache was ****ing horrendously horrible though. It was so bad I wokeup at 730 and drove to the store to get asprin. Took 800mg of aleve and passed out. Its almost 13hrs after I've taken the pill and my head mildly hurts.
Either way, my wiener juice met this chicks face hardcore.
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08-03-2007, 02:42 PM
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I LOL'd at the review. Great review
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08-03-2007, 02:44 PM
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Why is it that I felt the need to look around and make sure no one saw me read this, haha. Good review though man and funny story.
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08-03-2007, 03:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1987GN
Hah thanks. I just hope they do something about this damn headache.
It sucks. I don't think Im going to be able to sleep well tonight.
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ADvil!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocky31694
I think an aspirin should take care of you, but I think they are testing now like a 50% and 65% or something like that strength one now. Sides have been reported to be down, but the full effects still there
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Aspirin will not do much... ibuprofen (Advil) works BEST!
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1987GN
So I got my sample in the mail yesterday, pretty quickly after my request too, thanks PAL.
So a few nights ago I met this chick who, actually is friends with my neighbor, who I wanna bone. Long of the short, I boned her friend.
Anyway, tonight she wanted more, so she hits me up, and I take my little red pill.
After about half an hour, I was so ****ing horny. I just couldn't stop poppin a hard one. I musta boned for at least hr an half. Normally this isn't an issue with me, but I for some reason was more concerned with the actual ****ing part than gettin off. I could have gone for days if I wanted to.
So I finally decided to get whats mine. Now, for comparison, the other night I busted all over this chicks stomache, and as far as I got was her neck, and then some on her tits and belly.
Now, tonight, I got it in her hair,her EYE, her face, her tits, and basically everywhere. Just so you know, IN HER EYE.
I ****ed the living piss out of this girl. I mean, this chick wouldn't stop moaning, it must have sounded like I was strangling the bitch.
I ****ed her so good, that after jizzing on her face, her hair, her tits, and IN HER EYE, she hits me up immediately after walking her home and asks if we can hangout tommorow.
NOW:Immediately after nutting on this chick, I got this headache, and this thing is not fun. I really don't like this headache. Its very noticable, and I just wanna take a whole bunch of vicodin and passout.
I'm going to be buying a bottle of this stuff immediately. And then I'm going to buy some vicodin as well.
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This is the funniest thing i have read in quite a while!!! lol good job man
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Originally Posted by 1987GN
Thank you, thank you.
I just want you to know, that when my nut hit her face (cause she was waiting for it) she did this face-jerk backwards...kinda like "omfg thats nut in my eye, let me get outta here, oh wait, theres only a wall behind me" so she had to take the rest.
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hahahahaha sounds like you found a winner
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08-03-2007, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Palo Alto Labs
ADvil!!!!
Aspirin will not do much... ibuprofen (Advil) works BEST!
This is the funniest thing i have read in quite a while!!! lol good job man
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Thank you sir, for making a sweeeet product.
**cough, more samples, cough**
Look at it this way, I'm promoting your company, with my giggle bits.
You can't really ask for much more, can you?
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08-03-2007, 03:56 PM
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shoot it in her mouth dammit!
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this is awesome review, hillarious
I think he deserves just one more sample for writing this review.
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08-03-2007, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Champion510
this is awesome review, hillarious
I think he deserves just one more sample for writing this review.
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I agree... anyone who can make a post that entertaining deserves an extra sample or 2
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08-03-2007, 06:29 PM
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I agree... anyone who can make a post that entertaining deserves an extra sample or 2 |
Sweeeeeet.
I'll make sure to keep in touch with this chick, and hopefully her friends. 
Tonight is another night...
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08-03-2007, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dbc5
Why is it that I felt the need to look around and make sure no one saw me read this, haha. Good review though man and funny story.
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because you fapped... lol
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because you fapped... lol
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pheeew.. good thing i wasnt the only one
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because you fapped... lol
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hahaha i thought the same thing!
btw i have an aspire-36 sample sitting on my desk, i move into my new apartment the 15th and my gf is sleeping over the 17th
oh how i hope to give such a great review as this
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I LOL'd at the review. Great review |
x2 This review was so funny I almost spit out my water! 
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Why is it that I felt the need to look around and make sure no one saw me read this, haha. Good review though man and funny story.
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I totally agree with this statement! lol I am still laughing, although having a headache like that sucks balls!
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im saving up samples for new college...
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