Is there something wrong with this chic?

Microload · 08-01-2007, 10:18 PM

OK, so this friend set me up with one of his friends. She is SMOKIN hot.

BUT..

She has the personality of a door knob. I mean she can hold a conversation but she has absolutely no sense of humor.

I first realized this when we rented Borat (yes i've seen it before). She told me she hadn't seen it, and I didn't see the deleted scenes so I rented it. The second time viewing I laughed about as much as the first time. Her? Not A SINGLE SMILE. Not even a grin. Blank dead stare the entire time.

After the movie I asked her how she liked it and she said it was hilarious.. Hmm... Something wrong here.

Anyways, I started noticing that she NEVER laughs. Not even once. Whenever I said something funny she would just smile and say, 'exactly!'.

Just yesterday we went to go see the Simpson's movie. Now, I didn't like that movie that much but there were still some parts that a normal human can't help but laugh. Again, I was consciously looking at her every 5 minutes. Not a single smile. Just a blank zombie face.

This is a huge turn-off. But again, she is smokin'.

anb1683 · 08-01-2007, 10:22 PM

Maybe stuck up...I dunno, I would never be with someone that can't laugh

DMBsAmricanBaby · 08-01-2007, 10:23 PM

geeze she sounds miserable, get her some Zoloft :/

bigguy29 · 08-01-2007, 10:32 PM

pic? if she's smokin hot then just go with it and get some. if she's average or you're looking for g/f material, forget about it.

JewMasterKrunk · 08-01-2007, 10:53 PM

yea thats really weird and completely unnattractive.

Selode5 · 08-01-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Microload

OK, so this friend set me up with one of his friends. She is SMOKIN hot.

BUT..

She has the personality of a door knob. I mean she can hold a conversation but she has absolutely no sense of humor.

I first realized this when we rented Borat (yes i've seen it before). She told me she hadn't seen it, and I didn't see the deleted scenes so I rented it. The second time viewing I laughed about as much as the first time. Her? Not A SINGLE SMILE. Not even a grin. Blank dead stare the entire time.

After the movie I asked her how she liked it and she said it was hilarious.. Hmm... Something wrong here.

Anyways, I started noticing that she NEVER laughs. Not even once. Whenever I said something funny she would just smile and say, 'exactly!'.

Just yesterday we went to go see the Simpson's movie. Now, I didn't like that movie that much but there were still some parts that a normal human can't help but laugh. Again, I was consciously looking at her every 5 minutes. Not a single smile. Just a blank zombie face.

This is a huge turn-off. But again, she is smokin'.

u have any pics of her? i wana see

EdgarAllanPoe · 08-01-2007, 11:09 PM

maybe she's just nervous around you and she'll eventually lighten up. She might be hot but if your attractive she may be intimidated to a degree, maybe she's just not overly social and it takes her a while.

anb1683 · 08-01-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgarAllanPoe

maybe she's just nervous around you and she'll eventually lighten up. She might be hot but if your attractive she may be intimidated to a degree, maybe she's just not overly social and it takes her a while.

Yeah but to not laugh at Borat, not even a little?? I mean thats a funny movie.

Random907 · 08-01-2007, 11:18 PM

Maybe she is the smart type who dislikes slapstick humor.

EdgarAllanPoe · 08-01-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by anb1683

Yeah but to not laugh at Borat, not even a little?? I mean thats a funny movie.

maybe she was grossed out by the fat hairy naked man having sex with borat

anb1683 · 08-01-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgarAllanPoe

maybe she was grossed out by the fat hairy naked man having sex with borat

That's funny though, LOL

Hubbard · 08-02-2007, 12:00 AM

Maybe she's a pro comedian and is desensitized

Microload · 08-02-2007, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgarAllanPoe

maybe she's just nervous around you and she'll eventually lighten up. She might be hot but if your attractive she may be intimidated to a degree, maybe she's just not overly social and it takes her a while.

I'm not f*ckin brad pitt over here. But I do socialize a lot, but I don't get how that could be intimidating, because she talks... a lot.

i'm not posting pics on an internets forum.

anb1683 · 08-02-2007, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Microload

I'm not f*ckin brad pitt over here. But I do socialize a lot, but I don't get how that could be intimidating, because she talks... a lot.

i'm not posting pics on an internets forum.

is she a warm person? not body temp. but personality? Or kinda cold, prude no fun

XtremeFitnessINC · 08-02-2007, 12:55 AM

Maybe shes from england, they don't show much emotion...Or maybe she was paid to date you and shes thinking about what she'll buy after she's paid?

J/k...Like the other guy said above, get some booty and move on. I wouldn't waste my time trying to figure her out.

Jaw-Knee · 08-02-2007, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by XtremeFitnessINC

J/k...Like the other guy said above, get some booty and move on. I wouldn't waste my time trying to figure her out.

X 2.

Some call it the "feminine mystique", I call it a pain in the ass to try to figure out. Not worth the effort. Dip your wick and peace out.

BlackSpike · 08-02-2007, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Microload

OK, so this friend set me up with one of his friends. She is SMOKIN hot.

BUT..

She has the personality of a door knob. I mean she can hold a conversation but she has absolutely no sense of humor.

I first realized this when we rented Borat (yes i've seen it before). She told me she hadn't seen it, and I didn't see the deleted scenes so I rented it. The second time viewing I laughed about as much as the first time. Her? Not A SINGLE SMILE. Not even a grin. Blank dead stare the entire time.

After the movie I asked her how she liked it and she said it was hilarious.. Hmm... Something wrong here.

Anyways, I started noticing that she NEVER laughs. Not even once. Whenever I said something funny she would just smile and say, 'exactly!'.

Just yesterday we went to go see the Simpson's movie. Now, I didn't like that movie that much but there were still some parts that a normal human can't help but laugh. Again, I was consciously looking at her every 5 minutes. Not a single smile. Just a blank zombie face.

This is a huge turn-off. But again, she is smokin'.

dude u should give her a little time, maybe she is going thorugh some hard time right now or maybe she's having her period.

TheGame240 · 08-02-2007, 07:20 AM

Some chicks are just boring. I mean horribly, terribly, I'd rather just download porn and not waste any more time trying to hit this boring. Not much you can really do about it.

Ace_2007 · 08-02-2007, 07:31 AM

Shes probably depressed.

You can either be captain save a ho to the rescue or get away while you still can.

Organichu · 08-02-2007, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Hubbard

Maybe she's a pro comedian and is desensitized

lol IETP.

MaddenMuscle · 08-02-2007, 07:56 AM

She is probably uncomfortable around you still or lacks self esteem to come out of her shell.

warz0n3 · 08-02-2007, 08:01 AM

maybe she used to be a Snort Laugher... and people hated her because of it, so now she doesn't laugh at all....

which would you rather have, snort or zombie?

Tyle_ · 08-02-2007, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Microload

I'm not f*ckin brad pitt over here. But I do socialize a lot, but I don't get how that could be intimidating, because she talks... a lot.

i'm not posting pics on an internets forum.

Some people talk a lot out of nervousness.

kamjah · 08-02-2007, 08:42 AM

not that i don't think Borat was fekkin hilarious. but i do know a lot of girls who didn't think so. they just thought it was gross/crude. try watching a different more light-hearted kinda comedy with her, then guage from there.

Vipor · 08-02-2007, 08:48 AM

All these are good suggestions. I'd mainly suggest giving her time and watching a different kind of movie with her like the person above me mentioned..light hearted comedy. Or maybe she's going through a really hard time and she can't laugh because of the stuff she's going through. Just give it time

Another option is that she just needs to get her brains banged out and maybe she'll lighten up

kenonator · 08-02-2007, 09:37 AM

after you beat her within an inch of her life ask her "are you laughing now!" and then start teasing her about if you are going to be calling the hospital or not, if she doesnt laugh then she has a problem.

kidding, i dunno man I make the girl i have been seeing recently laugh all the time, and vice versa, its all just dependant on the person, good luck.

Alfro · 08-02-2007, 10:02 AM

Why dont you just say something to gr?I dont mean like, "start to ****ing laugh bitch or its over!'' , just say it kind of jokingly and be like why dont you ever laugh, let her give one answer change subject, dont make her uncomfortable. But one thing is girls have a different sense of humor that guys. Like think back in junior high how girls always thought some guys were annoying and ****, and they would say funny stuff but the girls didnt thinkit was funny just guys, so basicly they have different senses of humor. But really just be like why dont you ever laugh...