"yeah look at these muscles man. mmm. yup, ****in 285 pounds of muscle. just look at me man. have you ever seen this much muscle on a man? 56 inch pecs man. 20 inch biceps. 20 inch neck. look at these traps man. this is one massive man. god, look at these huge nipples man. mmmm. yeah just look at this muscle man. o god it's so beautiful. o god im so ****ing big. mmmm. oooo, just ****in. o god, i get off on myself just looking at this body man"
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The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Man is by nature a social animal; an individual who is unsocial naturally and not accidentally is either beneath our notice or more than human. Anyone who does not partake of society is either a beast or a god.
~Aristotle's Politics
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard." -Mike Tyson
He's orgasming from his own physique....and his voice is ridiculously funny. It reminds me of Ben Stiller's character (White Goodman) from Dodgeball; only deeper.
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
He's a big dude, though. I'm not sure if I would trade bodies with him (actually, I am sure - I wouldn't), but I don't think I'd want to run into a freak like that in a dark alley at night... especially with the quasi-homo vibe he was giving off...
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I owe reps:
Neg List: slimjimmacdim, UltimateSwag
"So this is the magic trick, huh?"
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money... or candy."
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My Workout Journal:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3744611
6'2", 258 lbs
"3-AD will be called 3-AD but will not be the 3-AD that never got out. It will be BETTER. That's all I can say because that's all I know." -timdull2, AX SuperHypePypeSmoker, hyping the then-non-existent 3-AD
Linear Mode
