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08-01-2007, 11:52 AM
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Fat Guy Pick Up Lines
Im a fairly big guy but I have been cutting. Ive been hanging with this chick for the past few of weeks and she expressed interest in coming over to my place "for a movie" soon.
Then she says that her ex girlfriend (yes, what your thinking right now is right  ) wants to get back together. but she didnt know if she should. I told her:
"Look. I got what a man has (points at zipper area of pants) and I got what a woman has (points at man titties hiding under shirt)"
she laughed.
Now she is planning on coming over for that movie tonight
anyone else have any funny big guy pick up lines?
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08-01-2007, 12:03 PM
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Banned
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want to milk me?
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08-01-2007, 12:10 PM
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do you like cake?
do you like fat asses?
do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?
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08-01-2007, 01:29 PM
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Heat/Dolphins/Marlins
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mhar15931
do you like cake?
do you like fat asses?
do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?
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That's not how it went.
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Owe reps to:
Black_Mage_X
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08-01-2007, 02:06 PM
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I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer.
I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.
I'm a 400 pound hunk of burnin' love.
You: "Fat Penguin."
Girl: "What?"
You: "I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice."
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08-01-2007, 02:09 PM
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Can I have abs please?
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Guy: How about we go to my place, order a pizza and f*ck?
Girl: No!
Guy: Why, you don't like pizza?
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08-01-2007, 02:25 PM
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Banned
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nice shoes..wanna f*ck?
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08-01-2007, 03:05 PM
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I'm very very rich.
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08-01-2007, 03:10 PM
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I haven't seen my penis in years, can you get it up and tell me how long it is.
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08-02-2007, 08:22 AM
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"Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?"
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08-02-2007, 08:58 AM
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I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.
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lol
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08-02-2007, 10:25 AM
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u can say u been with two guys with this weight baby!!!
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08-02-2007, 10:51 AM
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I think it's funnier when fat guys act like they're the sexiest, most ripped guys around. Tell her if she's lucky she'll get to see your ripped-as-bruce-lee abs, or ask her if she needs to do her laundry, she can use your washboard abs, etc.
-Funk
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08-02-2007, 11:09 AM
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"point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?"
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08-02-2007, 02:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by toddmclain02
"point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?"
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That one got me. reps
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08-02-2007, 02:23 PM
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"I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. "
or take any other line from Austin Power's Fat Bastard.
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08-02-2007, 02:23 PM
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never stop learning
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Quote:
Originally Posted by toddmclain02
"point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?"
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haha thats hilarious
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08-02-2007, 03:37 PM
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Thanks, that line just "came to me"
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"No matter who you are, no matter what you do, you absolutely, positively do have the power to change."
Bill Phillips
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08-02-2007, 03:54 PM
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"Once you go fat you never go back."
This is the best thread ever!
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08-02-2007, 04:27 PM
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"Wanta see me lick my eyebrows?"
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08-02-2007, 04:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by toddmclain02
"point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?"
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Yes, Yes, and Yes
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08-02-2007, 04:56 PM
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or how about "my pockets stick out more than my belly"
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08-02-2007, 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fog Ducker
You: "Fat Penguin."
Girl: "What?"
You: "I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice."
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LOL
I'm going to have to remember that one.
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08-02-2007, 07:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mhar15931
do you like cake?
do you like fat asses?
do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?
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dude thats the funniest **** ive heard today. thanks for making my day bro
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08-02-2007, 07:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TJefferson
Guy: How about we go to my place, order a pizza and f*ck?
Girl: No!
Guy: Why, you don't like pizza?
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Lmfao dude i called my g/f a few back and asked her the same thing she couldnt stop laffin'
conclusion? Pizza, but no sex lol
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Errrmmm
Cookies && Cream Protein Shake
Maybe thats why i got into lifting?
=)
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08-02-2007, 07:45 PM
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That one is pretty good! Where are all the women?
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08-02-2007, 09:42 PM
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If someone is ever making funny of you at a party or something in front of some girls, spit this:
Ya, I get it, I'm fat, you're trying to clown me,
But Really, this is just my dick wrapped around me.
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5-10, 170 16% BF
Pain is weakness leaving the body
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108633751
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08-02-2007, 10:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SFreppinitbig
If someone is ever making funny of you at a party or something in front of some girls, spit this:
Ya, I get it, I'm fat, you're trying to clown me,
But Really, this is just my dick wrapped around me.
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hahaha! Oh god! That's golden!
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08-03-2007, 03:37 AM
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That means your dick is fat then isn't it? Ew no
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08-03-2007, 04:06 AM
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Scouring Craiglist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kylieg
That means your dick is fat then isn't it? Ew no
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No, just long like a coiled up boa around his body. 
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