What ya think bro's?

[Deadgame]

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . ..

"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."

[Guerra]

it's an ok joke, I'd give it a 6 out of 10.

[Deadgame]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a



Drink.

As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.


She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,

breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."


She said, "I'm a lesbian.

I spend my whole day thinking about women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower,

I think about women. When I watch TV,

I think about women. I even think about women when I eat.

It seems that everything makes me think of women."



The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[The Conqueror]

Lmao!!!

[snitzkyfan]

lmfao!

[Hartski]

I would say I liked the first one, but I've already been called a racist pig today.

[snitzkyfan]

Originally Posted by Hartski

I would say I liked the first one, but I've already been called a racist pig today.

ouch!