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07-30-2007, 07:20 PM
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Just went to the gym all jizzed up!
So i was running late for the gym so I grabbed a white shirt on the floor and some shorts. Went to the gym and had a good workout. I saw a few guys give me wierd looks but didnt pay any attention to it. Then, I noticed the girl I have a crush on leaving at the same time as me, so i muster up the nerve to talk to her. I walked up to her. Me: Hi! her: Hi.... Me: hey I just wanted to say that I notice you come here all the time and just wanted to introduce my self....im (my name). We shake hands. Anyway, we had a short conv. and i notice her looking at my shirt but I thought she was checking out teh jacked fibras of my chest. So she says " well nice to meet you but i should be going". Me "ok, well I hope to talk to you again soon" then she leaft. When I got home I noticed in the mirror that there are HUGE yellow semen stains all over my white shirt!!! I picked up the rag that I fap on in front of my computer!! Noooooo!!!
cliffs:
Went to gym with semen stains all over my shirt.
Spoke to my crush and she noticed it.
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07-30-2007, 07:22 PM
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Misc lyfe, aint no strife
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good.
that should teach you to stop being so careless.
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07-30-2007, 07:22 PM
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I like to dissect girls.
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ROFLMFAO
z
Kleenex was invented because of this.
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07-30-2007, 07:23 PM
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morally flexible
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If she noticed it she is obviously a whore
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07-30-2007, 07:23 PM
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youve got to be ****in kidding me
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07-30-2007, 07:23 PM
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u just got owned by urself
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07-30-2007, 07:24 PM
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Registered girls like me
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next thread- Some dude with jizz all over his shirt tried to hit on me today
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07-30-2007, 07:24 PM
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Sore 24/7 and lovin it
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good job dave man
might want to go to the doctor about that yellow semen
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07-30-2007, 07:24 PM
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still lost
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nice 9th post in this legendary thread
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07-30-2007, 07:24 PM
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I Rofled!
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07-30-2007, 07:25 PM
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OMH
LOL
You should be a writer for the next American Pie movie.
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07-30-2007, 07:25 PM
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almost as fail as this.
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07-30-2007, 07:26 PM
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is sneaking up behind you
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Ouch. Have a cookie.
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07-30-2007, 07:26 PM
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JACKED
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sawalke4
So i was running late for the gym so I grabbed a white shirt on the floor and some shorts. Went to the gym and had a good workout. I saw a few guys give me wierd looks but didnt pay any attention to it. Then, I noticed the girl I have a crush on leaving at the same time as me, so i muster up the nerve to talk to her. I walked up to her. Me: Hi! her: Hi.... Me: hey I just wanted to say that I notice you come here all the time and just wanted to introduce my self....im (my name). We shake hands. Anyway, we had a short conv. and i notice her looking at my shirt but I thought she was checking out teh jacked fibras of my chest. So she says " well nice to meet you but i should be going". Me "ok, well I hope to talk to you again soon" then she leaft. When I got home I noticed in the mirror that there are HUGE yellow semen stains all over my white shirt!!! I picked up the rag that I fap on in front of my computer!! Noooooo!!!
cliffs:
Went to gym with semen stains all over my shirt.
Spoke to my crush and she noticed it.
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ouuch...tough situation
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07-30-2007, 07:27 PM
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da fuk
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Lmfao
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07-30-2007, 07:27 PM
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wow strong yellow semen
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07-30-2007, 07:28 PM
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Big Natural Titty Lover
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damn that is soooo funny
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07-30-2007, 07:29 PM
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lmao
but y would u jizz on a white t then leave it lying around in ur room in the 1st place?
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07-30-2007, 07:30 PM
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Why is your semen yellow ? It shouldn't leave any stains on a white shirt. And on a black shirt it can leave trace stains of white.
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07-30-2007, 07:30 PM
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100% Fake Spartan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shady Dave
next thread- Some dude with jizz all over his shirt tried to hit on me today
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u mad?
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07-30-2007, 07:30 PM
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lmao owned by yourself
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07-30-2007, 07:31 PM
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Slappin' da bass mon!
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lololol
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07-30-2007, 07:31 PM
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On The Tree!
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How embarrassing!
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07-30-2007, 07:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sawalke4
So i was running late for the gym so I grabbed a white shirt on the floor and some shorts. Went to the gym and had a good workout. I saw a few guys give me wierd looks but didnt pay any attention to it. Then, I noticed the girl I have a crush on leaving at the same time as me, so i muster up the nerve to talk to her. I walked up to her. Me: Hi! her: Hi.... Me: hey I just wanted to say that I notice you come here all the time and just wanted to introduce my self....im (my name). We shake hands. Anyway, we had a short conv. and i notice her looking at my shirt but I thought she was checking out teh jacked fibras of my chest. So she says " well nice to meet you but i should be going". Me "ok, well I hope to talk to you again soon" then she leaft. When I got home I noticed in the mirror that there are HUGE yellow semen stains all over my white shirt!!! I picked up the rag that I fap on in front of my computer!! Noooooo!!!
cliffs:
Went to gym with semen stains all over my shirt.
Spoke to my crush and she noticed it.
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07-30-2007, 07:32 PM
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On Dat Ice Wata
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07-30-2007, 07:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by -Caucasian-
Why is your semen yellow ? It shouldn't leave any stains on a white shirt. And on a black shirt it can leave trace stains of white.
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It usually dries a yellow crusty color. Jizz in a paper towel and let it sit overnight.
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07-30-2007, 07:34 PM
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lmfao, thats an awesome story
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07-30-2007, 07:35 PM
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dude you're insane. you dont go to the bathroom at all during your workout? i woulda noticed it as soon as i walked in since the first thing i do is go to the bathroom.
anyways, your story made me lol.
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07-30-2007, 07:37 PM
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Do you sea?
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LMAO!
Teh Yellow Jizz!..oh noez!
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07-30-2007, 07:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by -Caucasian-
Why is your semen yellow ? It shouldn't leave any stains on a white shirt. And on a black shirt it can leave trace stains of white.
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it was dry semen....its not yellow but its an off white. Plus I was using the shirt as a jizz rag for a few weeks so some was old. Anyway, definately noticable against a pure white shirt.
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