Do you brush your teeth first or eat breakfast first.

[captain_marvel]

Do you get dressed first, Brush your teeth first or eat first.

List the three in order.

[CutLoss]

i wipe my butthole before i sh!t.

[FlexinMike]

dress,eat,brush

[youm0nt]

brush,eat,dress

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[AppleCat]

I dont think I could brush my teeth and THEN eat.

[markcopani]

My mouth smells like an unflushed toiletbowl when I wake up. Of course brush, then eat, then floss.

[-Caucasian-]

I brush first. I don't want to eat all the puke and **** that is in my mouth while i sleep. Thus i brush.

[Reps n Sets]

Brush, dress, then eat.

I don't know you can eat with bad morning breathe. Thats when bacteria is at it's highest level.. after I good night's sleep so you are just swallowing some foul ****.

[dumac]

shower, brush teeth, dress, breakfast

[captain_marvel]

Originally Posted by AppleCat

I dont think I could brush my teeth and THEN eat.

Thats how I feel. at least until lunch. I think it makes more sense to have clean teeth for a few hours by brushing after breakfast then it does to have clean teeth for a few minutes until you eat breakfast.

Originally Posted by -Caucasian-

I brush first. I don't want to eat all the puke and **** that is in my mouth while i sleep. Thus i brush.

I cant really relate since I dont puke in my mouth every night.

[Pleb]

Dress, then eat.



I don't brush my teeth, im British.








Seriously though, dress - eat - brush.

[Slump]

Eat, Brush, Dress.
I usually rinse my mouth before breakfast though.

[neokill175]

brush, dress , eat

[addicted_to_gym]

brush, fap, eat, get dressed

[Eh?]

Nothing like your food tasting like mint in the morning! **** that. Eat then brush.

[Fearless_]

brush, shower, dress, eat, floss

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by captain_marvel

Thats how I feel. at least until lunch. I think it makes more sense to have clean teeth for a few hours by brushing after breakfast then it does to have clean teeth for a few minutes until you eat breakfast.

Toothpaste protects the teeth and gum for about 12 hours. So it doesn't matter if you eat a whole pike of puke and grozzle because your teeth are still protected from the plague and all the bacterialosis, and your breath should still remain good unless you have inside stomach fungalitis and chronic opentesticle in mouth syndrome.

If you have bits stuck just wash it out with a plate of water.

But if you don't brush your eating you are most likely eating all the bacteria that form and go from your nose and anus inside to your mouth.

[Nicolasl]

wow i never knew some people brushed be4 eating

[setemstraight]

breakfast, wtf is the point in brushing your teeth then eating then leaving with a dirty mouth? sometimes if i have a really bad taste in my mouth when i wake up, i brush before breakfast, but i always brush after breakfast.

[billcosby]

Brush, Dress, Realise im late for college...

[-Caucasian-]

Well there are 2 arguments for this the first one being before - which I personally think is a better idea, as when we eat or drink (anything other than plain water - and not fizzy at that) the pH level in our mouths becomes acidic, below a critical threshold of 5.5, within 5 minutes of this ingestion, so therefore if you then brush your teeth afterwards, the likelihood is that your brushing them in lactic acid produced by the bacteria in the mouth, so I would go for before personally.The second one being after due to the alteration in taste but I think I'd be prepared to sacrifice a little bit of taste of the toothpaste for the general health of my enamel. PS I also think that is your mouth feels fresh you'll enjoy your meal more and taste more instead of it feeling like the bottom of a flip flop

Also i hear that after eating your savila or enamel whatever protects the teeth, and if you brush you wear it all out and your teeth will die soon.

[captain_marvel]

Originally Posted by -Caucasian-

Toothpaste protects the teeth and gum for about 12 hours. So it doesn't matter if you eat a whole pike of puke and grozzle because your teeth are still protected from the plague and all the bacterialosis, and your breath should still remain good unless you have inside stomach fungalitis and chronic opentesticle in mouth syndrome.

If you have bits stuck just wash it out with a plate of water.

But if you don't brush your eating you are most likely eating all the bacteria that form and go from your nose and anus inside to your mouth.

So if this was the case then you should brush before everymeal. Fact is your going to swallow some bacteria all throughout the day. (yes not just nighttime!)

Id much rather leave my house in the morning knowing I have a clean mouth instead of having a clean mouth for a few minutes until eat breakfast. This way I dont have get a "plate" of water and floss every single morning.

[AppleCat]

So after seeing this topic, I did a little googling. Found this out.

http://www.emaxhealth.com/79/1063.html (there is a lot more interesting info on the page. I just copied a short bit)

A recent survey by the Foundation found that over three-quarters of people ( 81%) were unaware that brushing their teeth after eating acidic food and drink can damage their teeth permanently.

Acidic foods and drinks, such as oranges, grapefruit and fruit juices that are often eaten at breakfast time, soften the enamel on your teeth.

Brushing immediately afterward wears the enamel away, and can cause dental erosion, which may lead to pain and extreme sensitivity in the teeth, and also lead to cosmetic problems.

And at the same time, I think we all know how horrible it is trying to drink OJ after brushing. I think I'd rather take the chance of softened enamel being brushed away then trying to down a glass of OJ that tastes like crap.

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by captain_marvel

So if this was the case then you should brush before everymeal. Fact is your going to swallow some bacteria all throughout the day. (yes not just nighttime!)

Id much rather leave my house in the morning knowing I have a clean mouth instead of having a clean mouth for a few minutes until eat breakfast. This way I dont have get a "plate" of water and floss every single morning.

Your teeth will decay quicker after you leave the house, and you will die younger due to broken teeth.

[setemstraight]

Originally Posted by captain_marvel

"plate" of water

lol this cracked me up for some reason

[captain_marvel]

Originally Posted by AppleCat

So after seeing this topic, I did a little googling. Found this out.

http://www.emaxhealth.com/79/1063.html (there is a lot more interesting info on the page. I just copied a short bit)



And at the same time, I think we all know how horrible it is trying to drink OJ after brushing. I think I'd rather take the chance of softened enamel being brushed away then trying to down a glass of OJ that tastes like crap.

x2. I never eat any of the acidic citrus fruits anyway nor do I hardly ever drink juice.

[Finnegan Bell]

Wake up
Drink tons of water
Breakfast
dress
brush

[captain_marvel]

Originally Posted by -Caucasian-

Your teeth will decay quicker after you leave the house, and you will die younger due to broken teeth.

haha. **** son thats how I want to leave this world. Like a real rebel, broken teeth and all.

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by captain_marvel

haha. **** son thats how I want to leave this world. Like a real rebel, broken teeth and all.

Why would you have to be a diseased cow prong when you grow up ? When instead you can have a elemental bath in broken cheese pipes.

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by setemstraight

lol this cracked me up for some reason

I am realized you are making fun of me.