Quotes of a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fendi]

Hey Christmas tree, you?re a f##king choir-boy compared to me. A CHOIR BOY. Get to the choppa. I?ll be back!. Billy, find a way to get outta this hooole. You must be very proud of yourself. Stop shouting, I am not deaf. Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied. Konsida dat da da da divorce

Hasta la Vista, baby

Was der mat her der see ai aee got you pershing too many penseels?? Please excuse my friend, he's dead tired

Dere ah men and vomen dahn there, all they vant is some food for chrissakes.

Joo cold blooded bast**d! I'll live to see joo eat dat contract, but I hope joo leave enough room for my FIST! Because im going to RAM it into your stomach

Crom,i have never prayed to you before,i have no tongue for it,no one not even you will remember if we were good men or bad,why we fought or why we died,no all that matters is that two men stood against many,that's what's important,valor pleases you crom so grant me one request,grant me REVENGE,and if you do not listen,THEN THE HELL WITH YOU

Let off some steam, Bennett. I am nada puwveurt, i jus waz lookink for TURbo man doll

ITS NOT A TUMAAAHH

WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU ARE MINE NOW! YOU BELONG TO ME!

[El Gilbro]

You lack discipline!

[Fendi]

Originally Posted by El Gilbro

You lack discipline!

KILLIAN, HERE IS SUB ZERO, NOW!, PLAIN ZERO

[AceMuscle22]

yeah, my brother was born a fatty. no joke, 11 lbs. 6 oz. when he was born. never stopped growin. biggest ****er i've ever met. but ya know what? he lost 132 pounds and is down to 214 now. still a big guy but not a fatty anymoe. his problem was glandular too. diagnosed and everything by a doctor. but ya know how he did it? he PUT DOWN the ****ing ben & jerry's and crawled his lard-ass out of the hole he made in the couch and ran, got a subway club card, and picked up some ****in weights. now the cock-sucker looks like he took his stomach and stacked it on his chest. so don't help them with those ****in excuses. they don't mean jack ****.

and by the way. he's more fun now that god gave him a soul and a sense of humor.

[El Gilbro]

Originally Posted by Fendi

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You have been erased!

[povcity]

What the fuk, man? If I go in there and see fukin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fukin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a **** and my **** looked like a fukin' stuffed animal!

[Fendi]

1.Why am i wasting my time with an *beep* like you, when i could be doing something alot more dangerous; like rearranging my sock drawers and 2, how exactly are you gonna snap your fingers, after i rip off both ur thumbs?"