For Jackass fans, how would you have booked the match at Summerslam? (serious)

[Alex Cooper]

Had the entire cast of Jackass been able to take part in a match, how would you have booked it, who would face who, etc?

animal2b, your help would be greatly appreciated.

It's great to be back by the way.

[britishbulld0g]

Umaga kills them all via Samoan Spike to their pencil-neck throats.

britishbulld0g lols and faps at the same time

no homo

[Alex Cooper]

Am I the only one that was FOR the idea?

[animal2b]

Originally Posted by wordlife89

Had the entire cast of Jackass been able to take part in a match, how would you have booked it, who would face who, etc?

animal2b, your help would be greatly appreciated.

It's great to be back by the way.

Alright, SummerSlam Jackass match. You have one of two options here. The comical skit, in which case I would use the divas. No point in taking credible talent away from matches on the biggest show of the Summer. The other option would be the serious route where these bunch of clowns would be taught a lesson in respect...and...hardcore wrestling.

A comical route is too easy and boring to waste time typing out here. But if it was up to me, it'd involve Fat Oily Guy, one of those Dunk Tank summer games, divas, Chicken Fights, and the Jackass Crew. In the end, there would be a topless diva running away trying to cover up. Good times. Waste of PPV time.

Serious Route:

The Jackass crew is backstage at an episode of RAW causing all kinds of problems. Some innocent pranks that happen that everyone finds humerous. Mick Foley and The Sandman don't find them so funny, but don't say anything but, "kids these days." Well, in one particularly rude prank, they defile a suitcase in an empty locker room.

Towards the end of the episode of RAW, Mick Foley goes into his locker room and opens his duffle bag. He opens his bag and finds it defiled. Having missed the skit, he has no idea who has defiled his bag and hits the ring, outraged. JR and Lawler are laughing at Foley who they think is clearly overreacting to a good natured prank. Well, Foley ain't hearing it. Backstage, The Sandman has the two (or three) Jackass crew members in his possession. He tells Foley he's found the boys responsible for the prank. Foley isn't surprised.

Over the course of the next few weeks, Foley and Sandman are outraged as the Jackass pranks on RAW get worse and worse. JR and Lawler come to realize that Foley and Sandman are right. These pranks aren't funny, they're disgusting! Foley and Sandman think that the Jackass crew is a bunch of talent-less morons who think they're Hardcore, want to be Hardcore and think they know what being HARDCORE is all about! Well, if you want Hardcore, you got it right here! BANG BANG!

As SummerSlam approaches, Foley and The Sandman (add Tommy Dreamer if there are three Jackass guys), show some vignettes comparing these Jackasses to real Hardcore wrestling. What being Hardcore is really all about. A passion and dedication to the fans. Not just a bunch of circus clowns running into walls, etc.

Foley, Sandman and Dreamer challenge Knoxville, Steve-O and Bam to an Extreme Death Match. The Jackass crew accepts the challenge but soon realize just exactly what they've gotten themselves into. There will be the younger fans who side with the Jackass Crew, and the older, more mature fans, who side with Foley, Sandman and Dreamer.

Taz and Styles show up on RAW with a few tapes from the Glory Days of ECW highlighting Sandman, Dreamer and Foley's most barbaric matches. They say, "You think this is gonna be some fun little game? You morons (they correct Taz, "uh, we're Jackasses") "Yeah, whatever. You jackasses have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

SUMMERSLAM:
Extreme Rules Death Match...
Foley, Sandman and Dreamer
vs.
Knoxville, Steve-O and Bam

Of course, in my world, Team Foley would go over. But I guess in the end, the winners would be whomever was more over with the fans.

[britishbulld0g]

Personal property gets defiled and not a Randy Orton in sight...

Whod've thought it?

[YourFired85]

I GOT IT!!

Wee Man vs Hornswaggle for the Cruiserweight title!!!!! That would be ridiculously horribly awesome. I want that on my tv for Summerslam!

Jay

[HardGainer82]

Originally Posted by wordlife89

Am I the only one that was FOR the idea?

No, you're also in the good company of such board luminaries as Moondoggey.

[animal2b]

Nobody likes my idea?

[Guest6666]

Originally Posted by animal2b

Nobody likes my idea?

no

[moondoggey]

Originally Posted by wordlife89

Am I the only one that was FOR the idea?

no dude i been ll for as well just like all the outher 100,000,000's of jack ass fans all over the world

[moondoggey]

Originally Posted by HardGainer82

No, you're also in the good company of such board luminaries as Moondoggey.

dude you have esp lol




or maybe its just that you like jack ass to

[Alex Cooper]

Originally Posted by animal2b

Nobody likes my idea?

I do.

[HardGainer82]

Originally Posted by moondoggey

dude you have esp lol




or maybe its just that you like jack ass to

No it sucks balls.

[Marv]

My idea.

Put them all in a limo and drive it off a bridge.

The end.

[britishbulld0g]

Originally Posted by Marv

My idea.

Put them all in a limo and drive it off a bridge.

The end.

I like it

[marco187]

I would like to see Donk the clown in one of the matches.

[dts1789]

Originally Posted by britishbulld0g

Umaga kills them all via Samoan Spike to their pencil-neck throats.

britishbulld0g lols and faps at the same time

no homo

OH GOD YES!!!!!!
(except about the you fapping part )

[moondoggey]

Originally Posted by HardGainer82

No it sucks balls.

check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhZvrODJUeU wee man is kool (no homo)




this is funny to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In...elated&search=

[-RiK-]

i would have done...

*a hardcore elimination match.

*umaga eliminates wee-man by a big splash from the top rope.

*the match leaves the ring and goes round the building, back stage, to the parking lot.

*umaga eliminates ryan dunn by powerbomb through a food table.

*since the plan was for jackass to go over umaga, jackass have formed an alliance with snitsky to take out umaga (perhaps earlier in the night, backstage shows some of the jackass crew speaking with an unknown guy, all you see is a huge shadow, people may assume it's kane or something).

*during the match, snitsky interupts the match, running into umaga while the match is backstage with a steel chair shot to the back. umaga goes down, snitsky/jackass carry take umaga back to the ring in a shopping cart.

*the jackass crew perform some high risk moves and everybody (including snitsky) gets on top of umaga for the pin. jackass win! snitsky raises their hands as the end scene of the match is snitsky united with jackass. a face turn for snitsky?

*snitsky attacks the whole jackass team, throwing them all out of the ring, ruining his chances of being a face. snitsky snatches the mic from lilian garcia and declares that he wants the IC title, and he will do anything to get it.

*the match ends with umaga laying motionless in the ring, and the jackass crew on the outside motionless. snitsky wants the IC title.

*backstage after the match, johnathon coachman speaks with snitsky saying he is exactly what RAW needs, and what he has been looking for. he claims while vince mcmahon 'created' the monster that is umaga, he wants to take credit for making an even bigger, badder 'monster', in snitsky. he gives snitsky a title shot the next night.

---- The next night on RAW ----

*snitsky vs umaga for the IC title is booked for the next night, in a steel cage, with coach as the ref. coach/snits form an alliance, umaga is taken out badly, we don't see umaga for 3-4 months. coach is snitsky's new manager.

[ssmokinjoe]

Everyone that wins a match gets kicked in the nuts. Plus a whole lot of unnecessary male nudity and JR and King Jerry gets their balls shaved. Taadaa.