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07-24-2007, 06:01 PM
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Who the heck is "Bistro"?
- WWE Diva hopeful Louise Glover has posted the following on her MySpace:
Oh my god I made it into the WWE Diva Search Finals 2007. yipppppeeeeeeeee.
I have waited and trained all my life for this opportunity.
I will not let my fans down, I hope your as excited as I am, this is it now or never. I'm the fittest and leanest I've ever been, I've been in so many competitions and beauty pageants I'm really ready to get my hands dirty and win a world title. I'm going to make an excellent Wrestler cause I'm a former fitness instrutor, trampolinist and gymnast, so Diva Victoria will have to teach me those back somersaults from the 3rd corner ropes. I'm this years bikini "Miss Hawaiian Tropic UK 2007" and "Playboys special editions Model of the Year 2006". I was born to be an American not British, but I will fly our flag proudly with my British accent and bring back Louise Glover as the new "Foxy Star" of Great Britain... Thats my Nick name. Foxy Star... I love it.
I was made up when I met the legend Mr Hulk Hogen recently in Miami and he gave me some of the best advice to be a wrestler, so I can't wait to meet the Divas of WWE Ashley, Torrie and Victoria, And not to mention the superstars Bobby Lashly, John Cena, Bistro and everyone else at WWE.
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Bistro? Am I a complete f*cking idiot (highly likely), as seriously I have no clue who Bistro is.
Or did she mean Batista? If so, then "Wow strong fake WWE fan" springs to mind.
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07-24-2007, 06:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ass Bulker
- WWE Diva hopeful Louise Glover has posted the following on her MySpace:
Oh my god I made it into the WWE Diva Search Finals 2007. yipppppeeeeeeeee.
I have waited and trained all my life for this opportunity.
I will not let my fans down, I hope your as excited as I am, this is it now or never. I'm the fittest and leanest I've ever been, I've been in so many competitions and beauty pageants I'm really ready to get my hands dirty and win a world title. I'm going to make an excellent Wrestler cause I'm a former fitness instrutor, trampolinist and gymnast, so Diva Victoria will have to teach me those back somersaults from the 3rd corner ropes. I'm this years bikini "Miss Hawaiian Tropic UK 2007" and "Playboys special editions Model of the Year 2006". I was born to be an American not British, but I will fly our flag proudly with my British accent and bring back Louise Glover as the new "Foxy Star" of Great Britain... Thats my Nick name. Foxy Star... I love it.
I was made up when I met the legend Mr Hulk Hogen recently in Miami and he gave me some of the best advice to be a wrestler, so I can't wait to meet the Divas of WWE Ashley, Torrie and Victoria, And not to mention the superstars Bobby Lashly, John Cena, Bistro and everyone else at WWE.
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Bistro? Am I a complete f*cking idiot (highly likely), as seriously I have no clue who Bistro is.
Or did she mean Batista? If so, then "Wow strong fake WWE fan" springs to mind.
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no she meant she can't wait to get to a Pub with the other wrestlers. that's what she meant by Bistro
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07-24-2007, 06:20 PM
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Ha, she got wrestling advice from Hogan? What'd he teach her, how to kiss ass?
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07-24-2007, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by vegetafan17
Ha, she got wrestling advice from Hogan? What'd he teach her, how to kiss ass?
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on the contrary Hogan wasn't a big ass kisser cos he actually knew he was the top draw. they don't kiss ass. what she learned was how to ensure she ALWAYS goes over
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Arsenal!!! the Gunners of Emirates Stadium!
"Viva La Raza" - Eddie Guerrero (1967-2005)
"They should make the ring 8-sides, put a red canvas on it, and write STOP really big in white letters. Then they should listen to the ring."- ricanarab (referring to TNA)
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07-24-2007, 06:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ass Bulker
- WWE Diva hopeful Louise Glover has posted the following on her MySpace:
Oh my god I made it into the WWE Diva Search Finals 2007. yipppppeeeeeeeee.
I have waited and trained all my life for this opportunity.
I will not let my fans down, I hope your as excited as I am, this is it now or never. I'm the fittest and leanest I've ever been, I've been in so many competitions and beauty pageants I'm really ready to get my hands dirty and win a world title. I'm going to make an excellent Wrestler cause I'm a former fitness instrutor, trampolinist and gymnast, so Diva Victoria will have to teach me those back somersaults from the 3rd corner ropes. I'm this years bikini "Miss Hawaiian Tropic UK 2007" and "Playboys special editions Model of the Year 2006". I was born to be an American not British, but I will fly our flag proudly with my British accent and bring back Louise Glover as the new "Foxy Star" of Great Britain... Thats my Nick name. Foxy Star... I love it.
I was made up when I met the legend Mr Hulk Hogen recently in Miami and he gave me some of the best advice to be a wrestler, so I can't wait to meet the Divas of WWE Ashley, Torrie and Victoria, And not to mention the superstars Bobby Lashly, John Cena, Bistro and everyone else at WWE.
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Bistro? Am I a complete f*cking idiot (highly likely), as seriously I have no clue who Bistro is.
Or did she mean Batista? If so, then "Wow strong fake WWE fan" springs to mind.
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LMAO, she'll be buddy with buddy with Ariel in a bit if that's true.
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07-24-2007, 09:15 PM
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maybe she means Brisco?
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07-24-2007, 09:39 PM
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Oh my god I made it into the WWE Diva Search Finals 2007. yipppppeeeeeeeee.
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How did she make it into the Finals when this competition didn't even happen yet?
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07-24-2007, 10:40 PM
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Man guys come on you never heard of Steven Bistro he won the WWE title and lost it in a poker bet against John Cena geez come on I thought you guys were fans 
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07-25-2007, 04:14 AM
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What a laugh, she has trained all her life to be a WWE diva, what was she inspired by Elizabeth & Sherri as a child? I think not, pity they cannot bring IRS back to deal with this fraudster who claimed various benefits illegally while being a model.
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07-25-2007, 06:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by acenase
How did she make it into the Finals when this competition didn't even happen yet?
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The selction process started a while ago.
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Upto post #432 done, last reps given 22:17 UK time on Feb 9th
At 5 reps a day, this will take a while! Plus Im not on every day, but I'll still get through this..
How do such obvious trolls manage to avoid the permaban for months, even YEARS?!? (
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07-25-2007, 06:40 AM
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Wasn't she given a contract?
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07-25-2007, 08:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ass Bulker
- WWE Diva hopeful Louise Glover has posted the following on her MySpace:
Oh my god I made it into the WWE Diva Search Finals 2007. yipppppeeeeeeeee.
I have waited and trained all my life for this opportunity.
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3 to 4 years old then? Vince is getting em younger every year.
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07-25-2007, 09:22 AM
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I believe Bistro was a typo on her part.
She actually meant Batsistro as Big Dave is to be re-packaged as Santino Marella's long lost brother. They will star in a number of hilarious backstage skits where they work for the Mafia, continuously fumbling errands for a mysterious Mr. Big.
Their tag team will be notorious for being humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in their Italian ancestry.
When it finally comes to the storyline payoff it will result in the troublesome twosome being summoned to the big Don's office and when the chair swivels round it will reveal the debuting Mighty Biggs.
If anyone from WWE is reading this, then by all means feel to free to steal this storyline. Either that or schedule yourself for a labotomy....no biggie
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07-25-2007, 09:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by britishbulld0g
I believe Bistro was a typo on her part.
She actually meant Batsistro as Big Dave is to be re-packaged as Santino Marella's long lost brother. They will star in a number of hilarious backstage skits where they work for the Mafia, continuously fumbling errands for a mysterious Mr. Big.
Their tag team will be notorious for being humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in their Italian ancestry.
When it finally comes to the storyline payoff it will result in the troublesome twosome being summoned to the big Don's office and when the chair swivels round it will reveal the debuting Mighty Biggs.
If anyone from WWE is reading this, then by all means feel to free to steal this storyline. Either that or schedule yourself for a labotomy....no biggie
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lol
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