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07-24-2007, 09:11 AM
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Live by it.
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How do YOU piss when you wake up with morning wood? (poll)
Its one of lifes great mysteries.
poll coming
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07-24-2007, 09:12 AM
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I piss directly in my bed
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07-24-2007, 09:13 AM
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poopsy
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I don't have a penor (no homo)
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07-24-2007, 09:15 AM
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I like to dissect girls.
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There's a pic demonstrating how (no homo)
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07-24-2007, 09:16 AM
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I Have Teh Beautiful Wife
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Stand outside and pretend your a statue, People driving by will think your a fountain
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07-24-2007, 09:17 AM
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Live by it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jwdjrs
Stand outside and pretend your a statue, People driving by will think your a fountain
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lmao, most statues have tiny peckers, so i could probably blend in just fine (no serious) 
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07-24-2007, 09:17 AM
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No Fap February
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i sit down
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07-24-2007, 09:17 AM
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Banned
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aim downwards
i have to tame it with 2 hands (nohomo_)
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07-24-2007, 09:18 AM
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Live by it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by me.
i sit down
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I tried that once and it ended in tragedy
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07-24-2007, 09:19 AM
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One shot Kid!
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Bend it like Beckham. (no homo)
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07-24-2007, 09:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AcEReconA
I tried that once and it ended in tragedy
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haha
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07-24-2007, 09:19 AM
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haha AC slatering....that seems like it would work,,,ill try it tomorrow morning
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07-24-2007, 09:27 AM
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Habeeb it
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You forgot the bend over the toilet and like get over top of it thing
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07-24-2007, 09:28 AM
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Live by it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KellerLB
You forgot the bend over the toilet and like get over top of it thing
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wouldnt ur pen0r get wet?
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07-24-2007, 09:33 AM
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No Fap February
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AcEReconA
I tried that once and it ended in tragedy
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its kinda of annoying sometimes because you have push a little to get the pee going, then the poop comes outs and its too late to stop it. so your in there for another good 10 mins.
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07-24-2007, 09:35 AM
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USMC Officer Candidate
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i lay down over the toilet in a superman position
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07-24-2007, 09:36 AM
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Naturalist
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I have a chin up bar above the toilet that I hang from and piss upside down
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?wutthefukyousay?
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07-24-2007, 09:36 AM
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I like to dissect girls.
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Another way is to pick up a hooker and dirty discharge her.
(no serious)
(JOkes)
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07-24-2007, 09:37 AM
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Position b4 Submission
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I balance my hips on the bowl. Laying right across the toilet, ween down.
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07-24-2007, 09:39 AM
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poopsy
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Another method is to pee inside of a girl then sit her down and let her pee your pee out
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07-24-2007, 09:40 AM
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I like to dissect girls.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CountryPunk
Another method is to pee inside of a girl then sit her down and let her pee your pee out
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I just said that.
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07-24-2007, 09:41 AM
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poopsy
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Quote:
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I just said that.
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I read that but you didn't word it like I did. You've got to elaborate more or else no one will understand
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07-24-2007, 09:42 AM
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Registered User
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I just hold it down which is kinda painful. usually though I get piss on the seat and have to clean it up, gotta do whatcha gotta do
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07-24-2007, 09:42 AM
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I like to dissect girls.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CountryPunk
I read that but you didn't word it like I did. You've got to elaborate more or else no one will understand
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True.
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07-24-2007, 09:47 AM
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Gone Spacedockin'
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I do a sort of sit up from the standing position. Tilting my upper half, along with my junk, downwards towards the bowl. Works like a charm. No painful wood bending involved. Although I come close to urinating on my face at times.
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07-24-2007, 09:54 AM
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Pic is from Spring 06'
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07-24-2007, 09:56 AM
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candy barssss
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think jim carey in 'me, myself and irene'
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08-15-2007, 02:08 AM
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Killa Kali
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you do a squat infront of the toilet then a tricep pushdown with your penor in place of the bar.
Note: try to squat low enough so you dont have to bend it too much (this is literally a pain in the ass after doing squats the previous day)
Last edited by Sammy_Koelle; 08-15-2007 at 02:11 AM.
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08-15-2007, 02:19 AM
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Life Echoes in Eternity
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not in the poll but thats what i do, bend over (no homo) towards to the toilet with my legs slightly bend down (no homo) and piss away. (no homo)
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08-15-2007, 02:21 AM
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I just think of 2 gay men going at it.
it goes down pretty quick then.
problem solved
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