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07-22-2007, 02:44 PM
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Water Splash while Pooping and Toilet Clogging Story (serious)
For the past 17 years of my life, I've suffered from the cold, wet, and dirty splashes from my high speed, free falling feces. It really makes me uncomfortable, and I haven't found a good solution to fixing it. I normally put a layer of toilet paper down before pooping to prevent some splash, but after the first few drops, it normally tears and sinks, ultimately useless. However, if you put too much toilet paper, you end up clogging it (funny story will be attached lower). So what do you guys do? Or do you enjoy the refreshing feeling of poop water splashing you?
story: My toilet seems to clog easily, and I often never notice it clogging, and return later to find it filled. A few times, I end up flushing it twice, and it begins to overflow. When it gets on the floor of my bathroom, it runs through the ceiling and down the ceiling where a light fixture is directly into the kitchen. However, normally it is clean water falling. One night, however, my parents had some guests over for dinner while I was upstairs. They didn't know the guests that well though. I accidentally clogged the toilet, and it began to overflow. However, this time, the water was very poopy and dark, and was leaking through the ceiling brown water!!!! It was getting all over the kitchen, and it smelled like ****! literally! I was so embarrassed as **** water came through the kitchen ceiling as our guests ate dinner. I now use less toilet paper.
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07-22-2007, 02:45 PM
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07-22-2007, 02:46 PM
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Bulking till forever...
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07-22-2007, 02:46 PM
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Your problem is you arent AC Slatering. That will solve all the problems
Last edited by AppleCat; 07-22-2007 at 02:48 PM.
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07-22-2007, 02:46 PM
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Are you aware For the past 17 years of my life, I've suffered from the cold, wet, and dirty splashes from my high speed, free falling feces. It really makes me uncomfortable, and I haven't found a good solution to fixing it. I normally put a layer of toilet paper down before pooping to prevent some splash, but after the first few drops, it normally tears and sinks, ultimately useless. However, if you put too much toilet paper, you end up clogging it (funny story will be attached lower). So what do you guys do? Or do you enjoy the refreshing feeling of poop water splashing you?
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07-22-2007, 02:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AppleCat
Your problem is you arent AC Slatering. That will solve all the problems
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woah, woah, wait a minute! That might actually be true! Because the toilet water is usually at the back, where the poop falls. But if your anus is at the front while AC Slatering, then it wont fall in the water!!!! I would rep you if I had any power.
Last edited by PorscheCayenne; 07-22-2007 at 02:58 PM.
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07-22-2007, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PorscheCayenne
woah, woah, wait a minute! That might actually be true! Because the toilet water is usually at the back, where the poop falls. But if your anus is at the front while AC Slatering, then it wont fall in the water!!!! I would rep you if I had any power.
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If your worried about the way you look, try to remember your probably fatter than you think. Maybe you should consider an eating disorder.
Next time your feeling sad and depressed, remember no one likes an emo.
For tax reasons and centrelink benefits, I'm an unemployed quadraplegic.
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07-22-2007, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDeepBlue
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10-07-2008, 02:09 PM
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