One night stand gone wrong...

AlphaMe · 07-22-2007, 03:05 AM

This is a story that I wrote a few years ago on another forum, and since you guys want some stories...Here you go:

Alright guys, at first I wasn't going to post this here because some of you guys know me in real life...And this is something that I don't want anyone I know to EVER hear about. I posted it on another forum that I'm not well known on and it got such rave reviews that I decided I've got to share it with my bro's of bf.c...this happened last night....

OK guys, this JUST happened to me, and I feel like I must post it on the internet and get it off of my chest for I WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE I KNOW about this.

So I'm sitting and eating dinner with a friend outside of a restaurant making some small talk when these two girls approach us. "OK..." I'm thinking..I really wasn't in the mood to hang out with girls right unless they were supermodels from Europe...These girls weren't that material. I really just wanted to eat my food and bounce, as I have to wake up at 6AM tomorrow.

For the purpose of my interest, I will not post our real names 1. for my security that a friend will ever stumble across this thread and somehow link me to it and 2. so I never remember this girls name...

"Hi, I'm Sara and this is my friend Jessica." My friend being a little more excited about the situation than me responds, "Hi, John and Tom." (I'll be Tom). The girls ask if they can join us and in my head I'm screaming, "NO! NO! NOO!!!" John responds, "Yes." Greaaaaat. The girls grab some chairs and sit down with us...Sara is about 22 years old, little chubby, but some what cute, has a little nose ring, whatever. Jessica is about 37 years old, 5'9, kinda weird teeth, and long curly hair...She's ****ing WASTED. So Jessica decides to sit next to me; remember, all I want to do is eat my food and get the **** out of there. Sara starts doin all the talking to John, I can tell through my peripheral vision that Jessica is checking me out hardcore, but I refuse to look at her. She then grabs my hand and starts playing with it, then she jerks off my thumb...Great...Sara and John keep on talking and I'm just silent the whole time, I know if I open my mouth I'll just impress em and then the night will have to keep going on.

Well, finally my hormones start to kick in from the hand rubbing, and I start responding. I'm still a little hesitant to leave, but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin..."Hey, I've always wanted to **** an older chick." I start rubbing her leg, then moving up her leg and start rubbing her crotch area, she's ****ing loving it. We pay the bill and grab and stuff and get up, Sara and John are still talking, meanwhile Jessica is grabbing me by the waste and starts kissing me trying to make up. So I tell her lets go for a walk; we go around the corner and we're making out for a little bit...Then come back and it's time to go. As we walk back to me and John's cars, the girls ask us what we'd like to do, I tell them that although I had a fun time, I really had to go home and do work. I could clearly see that Jessica and her friend were pissed off. John on the other hand didn't seem like he gived a ****, which I wouldn't of cared if he did anyways...That prick unwillingly dragged me into the situation.

I say goodbye to the girls, and then Jessica asks for a ride home...I'm thinking, sure, it's the least I could do. We take off and I drive her a few blocks to her place, I park the car for her to get out, she leans over and starts kissing me again, then unzips my pants (HELLO!) and starts sucking my cock. Alright....maybe I'm not in that big of a rush, I could spare a few minutes and do this broad a service. After a few minutes of her blowing me, we get out of the car and go up to her little shanky apartment. She's got cats everywhere...Great, crazy cat lady.

We undress to our underwear and we start making out again on her bed...I start feeling her up and fingering her pussy..."Hmm, that's strange," I'm thinking..."Is that a string? There's no way this bitch actually left her Tampon on, must be some kind of piercing or something...I'll just give her the benefit of the doubt." She's lovin every second of my fingers carressing her pussy as we make out...I then slide my fingers in her ass and she jumps for joy even more..I slide my fingers in deeper and deeper and...wait...wtf did I just hit? Please tell me that's a nerve or something...I pull my middle finger out and find **** between my nails...You should have seen the look of disgust in my face...I mean...It's the kind of look you'd imagine if you'd pull your finger out of a girls ass and found **** on it, I really don't feel like it's that neccessary to describe it...It's probably the look you have on your face right now, you ****ing pricks. This girl, being so into it and not realizing the piece of **** I've discovered thinks we're still on...She slides down her panties only for my to discover that it WAS a ****ing tampon...Bitch is clueless...She doesn't even realize the tampon is there...so I just tell her straight up..."Uhm...you've got something in there." Oh man...I don't think this girl has ever been turned off faster than I just did to her...like a ****ing light switch. "This isn't going to work for me...I'm not in the mood for this anymore.." she responds as she tries to redeem herself. "Alright.." I put on my clothes, delicately as to not get the piece of **** that's still on my middle finger on any of my clothes. I did rub off most of the **** on her covers, but I was sure there was still residue. I walk out, neither of us say anything.

I then go back to my car, only to see that this dumb broad left her apron from work (she's a server), and a bum comes up to me and asks me for change. I just told him the story, as I know that he is one of the few people I will ever talk to about this in real life. He just tells me that European women are where it's at...I gave him the broads apron as I don't want any evidence of ever meeting this girl...He empties it out, takes some change and a pen and goes off.

I call my friend and clarify that all I did was drop her off. Alright guys, I'm going to go decontaminate myself in the shower. I'm still contemplating of drinking until I can't remember any of this night, but I've got to be up at 6AM. Enjoy this story and learn from it...Follow your logic and not your dick.

al m · 07-22-2007, 03:23 AM

its not THAT bad, i mean seriously...its just a good story. But thats what you get for sticking your finger up a randoms arse

Lowerthefever · 07-22-2007, 03:30 AM

That is a horror story for sure. I am scarred for life.

Ps: Yes, I am a virgin.

AlphaMe · 07-22-2007, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by al m

its not THAT bad, i mean seriously...its just a good story. But thats what you get for sticking your finger up a randoms arse

Yes...I know, I learned my lesson. This incident happened a couple of years ago, and honestly, I had no idea why the hell I'd do that? Probably watching too much porn...

Violator009 · 07-22-2007, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaMe

Please tell me that's a nerve or something...I pull my middle finger out and find **** between my nails...

Hahahahahaha doodoo fingers lmao

LordHalbert · 07-22-2007, 04:07 AM

Dont stick your finger or dick up an anus (man or woman).

It might come out brown in which case it's your fault.

9ine · 07-22-2007, 04:07 AM

What the **** did you think you'd find inside an ass? You deserved it. It would have been nicer if she ****ing shot diarrea all over you.

Mourning Tide · 07-22-2007, 04:13 AM

lol @ you conversing with a bum afterwards

Thats truly nasty, but its an anecdote you will never forget that would be a killer to share with your mates over a drink

repos · 07-22-2007, 05:02 AM

wait was there **** in her pussy?

armyguy2869 · 07-22-2007, 05:44 AM

lol this is an awsome story

Mase64 · 07-22-2007, 06:07 AM

hahaha that was awesome... lol

repos · 07-22-2007, 06:01 PM

........

AlphaMe · 07-22-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by repos

wait was there **** in her pussy?

No, just that damn tampon...ewwww...

1984 JPS · 07-22-2007, 06:18 PM

BF.C FTW

Andy.

AlphaMe · 07-22-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 1984 JPS

BF.C FTW

Andy.

shiv15 · 07-22-2007, 06:33 PM

Shoulda told the bum to her door and said good luck buddy

TheJuicedchase · 07-22-2007, 06:43 PM

Who puts their finger up a womans ass they just met at the closing of a night? That's a recipe for disaster.

Patrok · 07-22-2007, 06:51 PM

jeezzzz, what happened to your buddy did he ****ed the little chubby thingie

shiv15 · 07-22-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheJuicedchase

Who puts their finger up a womans ass they just met at the closing of a night? That's a recipe for disaster.

****ty night?

HawkAttack · 07-22-2007, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AlphaMe

She then grabs my hand and starts playing with it, then she jerks off my thumb...Great...

LMAO

Mr. Wacko · 07-22-2007, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AlphaMe

I then slide my fingers in her ass and she jumps for joy even more..I slide my fingers in deeper and deeper and...wait...wtf did I just hit? Please tell me that's a nerve or something...I pull my middle finger out and find **** between my nails...You should have seen the look of disgust in my face...I mean...It's the kind of look you'd imagine if you'd pull your finger out of a girls ass and found **** on it, I really don't feel like it's that neccessary to describe it...It's probably the look you have on your face right now, you ****ing pricks.

LMFAO... THAT PART HAD ME CRACKIN, CUZ LEADIN UP TO THAT I DID HAVE A LOOK OF DISGUST LIKE WTF ON MY FACE.... LOL... great story... and reps.

AlphaMe · 07-22-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrok

jeezzzz, what happened to your buddy did he ****ed the little chubby thingie

No...The chubby chick actually had a bf. The only reason she went out was to do the talking for her wasted friend. The wasted girl actually said "Does your friend do tricks?" And I'm like..."What??" "Does your friend want some of this...?" And I'm like..."Uhm, I don't know." God, I actually wish he came with me, I'm sure it would have made the whole story a lot more interesting...Can you imagine, for example....She's blowing him, I've got the finger up her ass, then I pull it out and then see the ****, then show it to him...

I would have showed the bum her door, but I don't think he'd even want anything to do with it. He was a pretty damn cool bum; after re-reading this story I kinda miss him.

EyeCyoo · 07-22-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheJuicedchase

Who puts their finger up a womans ass they just met at the closing of a night?

A gentleman, that's who!