Gave myself herpes

Neo_revolution · 07-06-2007, 08:34 AM

My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally ****faced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence. The next day I felt a burning sensation on my dick and looked at it later that night. Nothing, next day though I took another look I have five little tiny zits right where I place my index finger on penis when I whack it. Good thing I used my index finger to pull my lip out to throw a dip in. Now I'm just a total ****ing loser. Balding, with herpes and without a single friend. I am truly an island. I even know who I got herpes from...myself. I just wanna die. I've never had a real girlfriend and if I ever end up with one I'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel. I've thought about putting out a personals add. BALDING WITH HERPES SEEKS GIRL WITH PULSE. I wanna shrivel up into nothing in a world with no one, this plague has made me twenty times shier and than I already was. Please freeze me until a cure is here and I have enough money for some hair plugs. ****, its wasn't so bad when you could say looks don't count. Now I'm just a washed up piece of ****.

East1600plus · 07-06-2007, 08:43 AM

i'm gonna rep u, because its always funny to hear stories about complete morons...and i hope to god this just isnt a troll, but u really are that stupid

JYC · 07-06-2007, 09:01 AM

Oral herpes and genital herpes are two different strains.

This thread fails.

DarkForteGS · 07-06-2007, 10:26 AM

not enough people to have read that thread. so most won't get it.

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niospecv · 07-06-2007, 10:32 AM

Awesome. 5 stars. Would read again.

user89489489438943 · 07-06-2007, 01:07 PM

Are you arware my retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally ****faced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence. The next day I felt a burning sensation on my dick and looked at it later that night. Nothing, next day though I took another look I have five little tiny zits right where I place my index finger on penis when I whack it. Good thing I used my index finger to pull my lip out to throw a dip in. Now I'm just a total ****ing loser. Balding, with herpes and without a single friend. I am truly an island. I even know who I got herpes from...myself. I just wanna die. I've never had a real girlfriend and if I ever end up with one I'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel. I've thought about putting out a personals add. BALDING WITH HERPES SEEKS GIRL WITH PULSE. I wanna shrivel up into nothing in a world with no one, this plague has made me twenty times shier and than I already was. Please freeze me until a cure is here and I have enough money for some hair plugs. ****, its wasn't so bad when you could say looks don't count. Now I'm just a washed up piece of ****.

MULLAH · 07-06-2007, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neo_revolution

My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally ****faced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence. The next day I felt a burning sensation on my dick and looked at it later that night. Nothing, next day though I took another look I have five little tiny zits right where I place my index finger on penis when I whack it. Good thing I used my index finger to pull my lip out to throw a dip in. Now I'm just a total ****ing loser. Balding, with herpes and without a single friend. I am truly an island. I even know who I got herpes from...myself. I just wanna die. I've never had a real girlfriend and if I ever end up with one I'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel. I've thought about putting out a personals add. BALDING WITH HERPES SEEKS GIRL WITH PULSE. I wanna shrivel up into nothing in a world with no one, this plague has made me twenty times shier and than I already was. Please freeze me until a cure is here and I have enough money for some hair plugs. ****, its wasn't so bad when you could say looks don't count. Now I'm just a washed up piece of ****.

right on son. i suggest valtrex, they seem to have so much fun in the commercials with mountain bikes and all.

stliftn8 · 07-06-2007, 01:34 PM

It looks like ur glass is half empty my friend

klax410 · 07-06-2007, 01:36 PM

Mr. 3%?

swimmd99 · 07-06-2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JYC

Oral herpes and genital herpes are two different strains.

This thread fails.

eh not nearly as clear cut as that anymore

rates of HSV-1 genital infection and HSV-2 oral infections are increasing

Selode5 · 07-06-2007, 10:54 PM

whoa this one sux:

"They made catchy little songs about how fat I was - Jessica, Age 17

When I was 12 I became anorexic because of the constant teasing I got about my weight (even though, in retrospect, I don't think I was overweight). Most of the teasing I got was from my family...I don't think they meant to cause my weight complex - its just how things go in my family: if someone has a problem, ride their ass about it. They even made up catchy little songs about how fat I was...All of this led to the self-esteem issues that I have now.

Anyways, I'm 17 now (98 lbs) and have attempted suicide twice. The first time I got about half way through slitting one wrist and then I got queasy at the sight of my own blood and passed out. When I came to the bleeding had stopped (I hadn't even pierced a main vein). The second time, I downed a bottle of aspirin and a vodka chaser to go along with it. But I got caught while doing this and my mom rushed me to the hospital.

When they released me from the hospital they sent me to a madhouse. For the first two weeks I was there I didn't eat anything, and everyday they would strap me down and give me shots for "misbehaving". I was there a total of 6 weeks, during which I was raped repeatedly by one of the guards (that's how I lost my virginity)...he said he'd kill me if I told anyone, and I believed him."