think im about to break up wiv gf need advice!

kinkyjoe · 07-01-2007, 03:04 AM

so, friday basically we fell out big time and then yesterday morning we spoke, made up and saw each other for a while and everythin was good again. Then last nite she was being off wiv me, i say wtf y u bein like this? and shes like i cant be assed wiv you when your being like this. I rang her last nite and basically the phone call ended with her telling me 2 fuk off! ive text her this morning saying when your up give me a text and ill ring you because we both know we need to talk! what the hell should i say to her? i love her n she loves me but we argue way too much i dont wanna break up wiv her

edit she just text me back saying dont bother ringing me! wtf

DYnomyte001 · 07-01-2007, 03:10 AM

proplar englsih plz

Violator009 · 07-01-2007, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DYnomyte001

proplar englsih plz

lol

Lowerthefever · 07-01-2007, 03:12 AM

I didn't get a word of that.

kinkyjoe · 07-01-2007, 03:37 AM

yeh sorry that was really poor english! anyway update just got off the phone n she was like i wanna stay wi u but u keep giving me more n more reasons to break up! i was like fair enough, i think im in the right in the main tho its like we have totally different views of whats right n wrong when it comes to relationships and thats were the problem is!

Ricky_k · 07-01-2007, 05:01 AM

people lie bout their lifts on this site. this is the first time ive seen a 12yr old pose as a 20 year old tho.

make sense boy

blueyedevil · 07-01-2007, 05:04 AM

Well if you are not happy do not be with her.. There is no reason to be stringing each other along.

The_Reaper · 07-01-2007, 06:42 AM

Incoherent, poor grasp of English, and a vague, useless, fluffy description.

Wtf's wiv u

82nd_Fister · 07-01-2007, 06:52 AM

I think basically what he's saying is last night he and his girlfriend had a fight and he texted her saying "call me when you wake up, we both know we need to talk"

So now he's wondering what to say to her.

Here's my advice: Kill her.

The_Reaper · 07-01-2007, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 82nd_Fister

Here's my advice: Kill her.

Killing her would be great fun, of course, but it is not the best thing to do, because you might end up in jail, you see, and then get raped up the ass by a big black man called Said.

82nd_Fister · 07-01-2007, 07:15 AM

There won't be murder charges if they can't identify the body.. just sayin'

The_Reaper · 07-01-2007, 07:18 AM

Ok, here's what you gotta do.

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

Ripped_carnt · 07-01-2007, 07:24 AM

colin

im not reading that hunk of ****

Mase64 · 07-01-2007, 07:28 AM

jsut break up with the whore

Maxfits202 · 07-01-2007, 07:33 AM

learn how to spell and write

Below 30 · 07-01-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kinkyjoe

so, friday basically we fell out big time and then yesterday morning we spoke, made up and saw each other for a while and everythin was good again. Then last nite she was being off wiv me, i say wtf y u bein like this? and shes like i cant be assed wiv you when your being like this. I rang her last nite and basically the phone call ended with her telling me 2 fuk off! ive text her this morning saying when your up give me a text and ill ring you because we both know we need to talk! what the hell should i say to her? i love her n she loves me we argue way too much i dont wanna break up wiv her

edit she just text me back saying dont bother ringing me! wtf

Oh...........so this is what love is all about -30-

USAviator · 07-01-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kinkyjoe

so, Friday basically we fell out big time and then yesterday morning we spoke, made up and saw each other for a while and everything was good again. Then last night she was being off with me, i say WT F y u being like this? and shes like i cant be sassed with you when your being like this. I called her last night and basically the phone call ended with her telling me to **** off! I have been texting her this morning saying when your up give me a text and ill ring you because we both know we need to talk! What the hell should i say to her? I love her and she loves me but we argue way too much I don't wanna break up with her

edit she just text me back saying don't bother ringing me! wtf

edited and understandable now

illestmiccheck1 · 07-01-2007, 12:07 PM

Maybe she couldn't understand your English in the text messages and thought you said something rude and vulgar to her and now she wants to break up???

East1600plus · 07-01-2007, 01:02 PM

its like u have a virtual lisp....

illestmiccheck1 · 07-01-2007, 01:13 PM

Terrible speech impediment via internet

chyeaaaa · 07-01-2007, 11:32 PM

u spend to much time together probably.. honestly aviod her a lil bit and that will keep her coming.. BTW, next time write it in English

illestmiccheck1 · 07-02-2007, 11:02 AM

You spend too much time with her and too little time correcting your grammar.

user89489489438943 · 07-02-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Below 30

Oh...........so this is what love is all about -30-

lawl

Beklet · 07-02-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Below 30

Oh...........so this is what love is all about -30-

Yeah? Sod that for a game of soldiers........

SumblimeStyle · 07-02-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Reaper

Ok, here's what you gotta do.

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

nice quote, i love that movie.
reps to you good sir as soon as i reach my 50 posts