Just got caught rubbin one out by mum (serious)

[Mourning Tide]

Yeah well Im pretty pissed off right now, 11pm at night here in Australia and was rubbin one out to you know some Brianna Banks hardcore vid and my mom walks in and I have f*ckin Brianna riding this big dude and my thing out in all its glory, just came into a tissue in me hand 5 secs before - the most vulnerable time ya know. And yeah Im f*cked - what makes it worse is that my mum thought I was this perfect guy. Sat around talkin for like 20mins, some man juice drippin down me calf. Dad's gona kill me. Yeah thought Id share with u

(full serious)

[TiTanV]

chunlucky son!!!11!!!

[Bill Of Oz]

u shoulda asked her to join you

[Pnoyz]

Originally Posted by Mourning Tide

Yeah well Im pretty pissed off right now, 11pm at night here in Australia and was rubbin one out to you know some Brianna Banks hardcore vid and my mom walks in and I have f*ckin Brianna riding this big dude and my thing out in all its glory, just came into a tissue in me hand 5 secs before - the most vulnerable time ya know. And yeah Im f*cked - what makes it worse is that my mum thought I was this perfect guy. Sat around talkin for like 20mins, some man juice drippin down me calf. Dad's gona kill me. Yeah thought Id share with u

(full serious)

Ever heard of a door lock?!? just sayin'

[johno_66]

Your dads gona kill you for havin a wank?

[RockyIV]

Originally Posted by Mourning Tide

Yeah well Im pretty pissed off right now, 11pm at night here in Australia and was rubbin one out to you know some Brianna Banks hardcore vid and my mom walks in and I have f*ckin Brianna riding this big dude and my thing out in all its glory, just came into a tissue in me hand 5 secs before - the most vulnerable time ya know. And yeah Im f*cked - what makes it worse is that my mum thought I was this perfect guy. Sat around talkin for like 20mins, some man juice drippin down me calf. Dad's gona kill me. Yeah thought Id share with u

(full serious)

You should have told her that you need a hand.

[SuperChrist]

Playing with your self is perfectly natural.

edit: tell her to knock before coming into your room.

[mstenn]

Its the trade off.... what one to do first ... ditch the porn on screen or put your wang away....
tough call

[ronnie0072]

i feel bad, but dude it a part of life. Move on fast or it will rot your gut away

[AceMuscle22]

dude that sucks. I cant even imagine how bad that would be

[britishbulld0g]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ghlight=lizard

[Jem777]

enik is that you?

[Mourning Tide]

f*ckin oath my dads all uptight about sex cuz he f*cked by chasing girls in high school and not workin - so yeah he has to bust his ass everyday being a tiler to support us.

and all the jokes bout mom joining me - yeah I wouldve said that if it was someone else. Save it for the shower guys - unless you have a lock.

[Pnoyz]

Originally Posted by britishbulld0g

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ghlight=lizard

LMAO. Classic thread

[wincjw]

[HELIX35]

Are you getting in trouble for wanking it or for having porn? Because if it's the former, you've got some stupid parents.

[Mourning Tide]

Originally Posted by mstenn

Its the trade off.... what one to do first ... ditch the porn on screen or put your wang away....
tough call

yeah I was stunned for like 2 secs so I bet she saw my pecker and the porn - f*ckin luck ey. Yeah that cucumber and hentai thread was the funniest sh*t but now I know how it feels ):

[poissonrouge]

Originally Posted by mstenn

Its the trade off.... what one to do first ... ditch the porn on screen or put your wang away....
tough call

truest thing every said

[SycG]

that sucks man. good luck with it all

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by Mourning Tide

Yeah well Im pretty pissed off right now, 11pm at night here in Australia and was rubbin one out to you know some Brianna Banks hardcore vid and my mom walks in and I have f*ckin Brianna riding this big dude and my thing out in all its glory, just came into a tissue in me hand 5 secs before - the most vulnerable time ya know. And yeah Im f*cked - what makes it worse is that my mum thought I was this perfect guy. Sat around talkin for like 20mins, some man juice drippin down me calf. Dad's gona kill me. Yeah thought Id share with u

(full serious)

Haha yeah sometimes when you just finnish and you hear people coming you quickly pull up your pants and then sit there with your semen dripping down your leg.

[MMA Superstar 2]

When I got caught by my mom, she just asked me what I was watching. I think she wanted some ideas, since I was jacking off to lesbian porn at the time.

[majscarecrow]

ROTFLMAO

Oh gawd, thanks there guy, you made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

If your mum and dad are not hippocrites, they shouldn't give you too hard a time. They've spanked the money and rubbed the marble as kids too I am sure...

Back in the day (pre internet) me mum found my stash of nudies - I scored a huge pile out of a dumpster one day -really raw and raunchy stuff. My dad thought it was hysterical and was leafing through it while mum was blistering me a stream on 'objectifying women' etc, etc. My dad knew the score and was silent on the whole thing. She binned them on me, but she'd didn't find me grade "A" stash under the mattress, so I had plenty of pud-pulling fun throughout the rest of my discovery years...

[britishbulld0g]

Originally Posted by Pnoyz

LMAO. Classic thread

this guy knows

[Mourning Tide]

Originally Posted by HELIX35

Are you getting in trouble for wanking it or for having porn? Because if it's the former, you've got some stupid parents.

Both. (See below)

Originally Posted by majscarecrow

ROTFLMAO

Oh gawd, thanks there guy, you made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

If your mum and dad are not hippocrites, they shouldn't give you too hard a time. They've spanked the money and rubbed the marble as kids too I am sure...

Back in the day (pre internet) me mum found my stash of nudies - I scored a huge pile out of a dumpster one day -really raw and raunchy stuff. My dad thought it was hysterical and was leafing through it while mum was blistering me a stream on 'objectifying women' etc, etc. My dad knew the score and was silent on the whole thing. She binned them on me, but she'd didn't find me grade "A" stash under the mattress, so I had plenty of pud-pulling fun throughout the rest of my discovery years...

Dude, my parents are uptight Christians - bloody oath.

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by majscarecrow

ROTFLMAO

Oh gawd, thanks there guy, you made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

If your mum and dad are not hippocrites, they shouldn't give you too hard a time. They've spanked the money and rubbed the marble as kids too I am sure...

Back in the day (pre internet) me mum found my stash of nudies - I scored a huge pile out of a dumpster one day -really raw and raunchy stuff. My dad thought it was hysterical and was leafing through it while mum was blistering me a stream on 'objectifying women' etc, etc. My dad knew the score and was silent on the whole thing. She binned them on me, but she'd didn't find me grade "A" stash under the mattress, so I had plenty of pud-pulling fun throughout the rest of my discovery years...

Objectifying women ? How were you ever born ?

i kid i kid

[triplehfan]

think that's bad?.................

woke up one mornin drunk and decided to put some porn on, dad walks into my room and my super slow reactions meant he as good as walked right up behind me and realised what i was doin (sittin naked in a chair with porn on is a good give away) then said "have you got nothing better to do on a sunday morning?!" and walked out.

i will say this, bein drunk when that happens is a good thing cos you don't have too guilty a face and you never even realise it happened, therefore no embarassment!

[MMA Superstar 2]

Originally Posted by Mourning Tide

Dude, my parents are uptight Christians - bloody oath.

Same here. I remember when I was like 13, my dad told me "If I ever catch you watching porn, you're never going to be able to watch TV again." I never listened, and was willing to take the risk of getting caught, I was way too horny at the time.

[Johnnybomb]

Sorry but lmfao this made my week. This is probably the funniest thing I've ever read.

[-Caucasian-]

Originally Posted by triplehfan

think that's bad?.................

woke up one mornin drunk and decided to put some porn on, dad walks into my room and my super slow reactions meant he as good as walked right up behind me and realised what i was doin (sittin naked in a chair with porn on is a good give away) then said "have you got nothing better to do on a sunday morning?!" and walked out.

i will say this, bein drunk when that happens is a good thing cos you don't have too guilty a face and you never even realise it happened, therefore no embarassment!

You only realise after, and that stays with you 4ever.

[triplehfan]

ha ha my attitude with lots of things is pretty carefree, i just got it up again carried on then went to sleep again and then forgot it happened til three days later!