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myth
Mike Ricci September 15, 2004
In the great city of Warwick where blood was shed every day and sorrow wept through the land there lived two waring tribes. They called themselves the Kanes and The Hookeys. Both tribes had once been peaceful, however, the Kanes had sent an assassin to kill the Hookey's leader. (The attempt did fail and the assassin was put to death.) Ever since then each of the tribes had been trying to invade the other. They wanted to over throw each other and become the supreme tribe. For the most part the Hookeys where the most dominate. Almost all of the Hookey's invasions led to either mass casualties and/or prisoners.
After 11 years of constant combat the Hookeys just about had full control. They had now over run the great walls of the Kayne tribe and taken thousands away from their homes. The Hokey leader, Rhames planned on building this great 3 mile city park. In this park patrons can run/walk the three mile course, play some hockey, basketball, baseball, softball, or even soccer. The only way Rhames could get this once in a life time opportunity to make history was to use free labor or in other words slaves. The only place he was going to get slaves was from prisoners he had taken from the Kanes.
Rhames had made sure to take only men and women between the ages of 16-35. Not many of either sexes between that specific age group fell throw the cracks. However there was one, and his name was Monty. Monty was a 18 year old son of farmer. His father had been taken away as a slave and had been gone for 7 months and he missed his father very much. Monty was well known through out his the tribe as a strong willed individual who was extremely quick witted and very intelligent. He had no super powers but he did have the power to connect with others on a level that no one else could.
Through Monty's time he saw many raids where his loved ones would be taken away. He became more and more hateful of his rivals. This led him to plan the most daring feat that was ever seen. He planned on freeing his people who had been enslaved for months. Since this was such a daring journey no one would accompany him. No matter what people thought of him, crazy or not, he was determined to achieve his goal.
Upon beginning his journey he gathered light gear. Monty took a weeks rations, a bow and arrows, a 6 inch hunting knife and just the clothes he wore this day. (He was an extremely great shot with a bow, which led him to be an extroadinary hunter.) Monty made a quick speech to his people stating that he shall return with all of his imprisoned people no matter what the cost to himself.
This journey was no walk in the park. Supposedly every man who has walked through the Algor forest has never been seen again. Many believe that there are little tree gnomes that when they bite you, you will turn into one of them. This is all that was known of the dangers Monty may face on his travels.
The first 2 days went smooth, he would sleep for 6 hours with his hand always on one of his weapons. (He wanted to ensure his safety.) However on the third day he could see a dark cloud that would not move. Right then and there he knew that it had to be the Algor Forest.
At midday he arrived at the edge of the forest and he immediately prepared his bow and arrow. As he walked farther and farther inside he her scurry around him, however he could not see anything because it was pitch black. Then he reached a spot where there was no trees and the sun shined through with all its might. However, something didn't seem right.........
All of a sudden he was bombarded with little peoples. The tree gnomes where throwing peoples at Monty!!! The gnomes then can into site and Monty aimed at one and nailed him. Once the rest of the gnomes had seen this they were very afraid of Monty because of his excellent skill with a bow. The gnomes thought the best thing to do was to let Monty pass. He was know in clear sailing until he reached the Hokey's city limits.
Within the next 3 days he had reached the edge of the Hokey village. However the only way to get inside the city was to climb one of the giant walls. Upon reaching the top of the wall he saw all of his people in rags working on the park. At this time the park was coming up on completion. This meant Monty had to act fast because he did not know what Rhames planned on doing after they have finished. He planned a stealthy entrance for that night.
Late that night when all were sleeping he made his entrance. When walking around the village for awhile he finally found where all his people had been placed. They were locked up in giant cages. He was able to let them out quickly and quietly and make their way out of the village as quickly as possible. They were able to do so with out any detection. When every one was outside and at a safe distance Monty took a arrow that had fire on the tip and shot it inside the city walls and burned down everything besides the dreaded park.
As many know this park is still here today in memory of all the hardship Monty's people had been through. They had to clear hundreds of trees for the three mile track. Hard work and perseverance are the key.
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Make your own homeade weight gainer.
lift heavy.
do no cardio.
eat when you are hungry.
eat when you are bored.
eat when you are tired.
eat when you are full.
eat when you wake up.
eat before you go to bed.
eat instead of talking.
sleep at least 8 hrs a day.
take a multivitamin.
BE PATIENT, YOU WONT GET MASSIVE OVER NIGHT.
"Eat big to get big" - Uninspired
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Did anyone actually read that? Wtf is it?
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