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06-19-2007, 09:07 AM
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Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped her this morning!
Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!
Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
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06-19-2007, 09:08 AM
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06-19-2007, 09:08 AM
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if you piitb, that would have never happened
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06-19-2007, 09:09 AM
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Did you atleast shart on her as pay back?
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06-19-2007, 09:09 AM
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Quote:
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if you piitb, that would have never happened
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lol
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06-19-2007, 09:12 AM
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*****slow clap********
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06-19-2007, 09:14 AM
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Heck, I like when my baby farts on me, it means she is relaxed. if you freaked about that you have issues man. The most important thing about the lkadies is making sure they are comfortable, if you made her feel uncomfortabke about that you are a retard.
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06-19-2007, 09:17 AM
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Quote:
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if you piitb, that would have never happened
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06-19-2007, 09:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Immichaelski
Heck, I like when my baby farts on me
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06-19-2007, 09:20 AM
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this is startling news for a guy who still doesn't believe women take ****s.
*****dustin begins to contemplate life******
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06-19-2007, 09:21 AM
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PM with the nudes of your ex.
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06-19-2007, 09:21 AM
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HAHAHA i sea what u did there
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06-19-2007, 09:23 AM
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babybalders shouldnt be having sex anyways.... you got to keep dem test levels high
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06-19-2007, 09:23 AM
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LOL
but wow, that was unnecessary. its ok to lose your boner and stop having sex, but dumping her over that? thats pretty stupid. some guy is gonna get lucky with her one day
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06-19-2007, 09:25 AM
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Hilarious. Five-star thread. Would read again.
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06-19-2007, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by fightingfury88
LOL
but wow, that was unnecessary. its ok to lose your boner and stop having sex, but dumping her over that? thats pretty stupid. some guy is gonna get lucky with her one day
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dude im not talking about a little cute fart, im talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from a 500lbs man!
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06-19-2007, 09:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Advice
...my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs.
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Yeah, but when you're sober she looks like:
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06-19-2007, 09:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Advice
Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!
Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
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She sounds like a catch dude. You have some serious issues if you freak out about that. Its a natural bodily function.
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LOL, Classic.
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06-19-2007, 09:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by proteinpump
if you piitb, that would have never happened
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That would have caused her to implode.
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06-19-2007, 09:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Advice
dude im not talking about a little cute fart, im talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from a 500lbs man!
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sooo....i highly doubt she did it on purpose anyway. i mean i would be turned off to but you just took it to another level
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06-19-2007, 09:29 AM
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Quote:
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dude im not talking about a little cute fart, im talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from a 500lbs man!
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If I ever find a girl that does that then I know I have caught " The one".
Stuff like that is funny, doesnt bother me at all.
Classic thread would read again.
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06-19-2007, 09:30 AM
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I totally thought the thread was called "Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped on her tits this morning!"
It would have been a fair punishment though. A good old log on the knockers?
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06-19-2007, 09:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulging_Biceps
If I ever find a girl that does that then I know I have caught " The one".
Stuff like that is funny, doesnt bother me at all.
Classic thread would read again.
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It wouldn't bother you if you nearly threw up??
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06-19-2007, 09:34 AM
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Good job dave man
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06-19-2007, 09:35 AM
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Yeah, but when you're sober she looks like:
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Seriously! What the f uck is that? MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
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06-19-2007, 09:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Advice
Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!
Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
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So why didn't you stick your dick in her ass right away, pull it out and make her smell it?
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06-19-2007, 09:40 AM
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LOL at your reaction 'and i had to open the window' hahah
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Originally Posted by Bulging_Biceps
Stuff like that is funny, doesnt bother me at all.
Classic thread would read again.
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Yeh me too, a girl friend of mine lets rip all the time, its funny stuff!
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06-19-2007, 09:41 AM
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Quote:
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So why didn't you stick your dick in her ass right away, pull it out and make her smell it?
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dude..
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06-19-2007, 09:41 AM
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You should stilll have paid her for the work she did before that.
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06-19-2007, 09:44 AM
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Seriously! What the fuck is that? MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
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X2. That face could make an onion cry.
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