Ugly broads got so much nerve...

Suga__Free · 06-11-2007, 03:42 AM

...Me and a friend of mine went to this hookah bar last night after seeing Oceans 13. We're talking, cracking jokes and ****. At the same time, I'm flirting with this one exotic looking waitress with big bressesses and a nice dark tan. Things were on the up-and-up right?

Outta nowhere I see this wolfpac of about 4 or 5 fuglies come out to the patio section where we're sitting and they're standing there. One of them (the one that looks like me with a 5 o clock shadow) walks up to our table and asks us if she and her friends can join us. Now I was gonna bull**** my way outta this and say that we were expecting some other ladies, but before I could get a word out, my friend says "Yeah, you can join us". When she walks back to tell her friends to come over to our table, and I was ready to backhand my friend because I don't feel like sitting there with Twisted Sister.

They sit down with us, the one that looks like me sits right next to me real close (I already got the vibe "she" was into me). The broad has the nerve to light a ****in' Swisher Sweet next to me and blow smoke in my face. Sitting there asking me what I do for a living and **** like I asked her out on a date or something. I look around the table hoping there was at least one broad decent at the table. Three of those girls had spare tires and one of them had a cute face and decent body, but her arms were tatted up like she was down with the Hell's Angels.

My friend isn't doing **** but smiling like a ***got and I was getting really pissed off so I had 2 options: either tell these girls to go or just leave. Sitting there like a bitch was not an option because I know a lot of people that go to this spot and I got a reputation to keep. So I go up to this waitress there and a good friend of mine and we devise a plan. I come back to the table, sit down, and check my voicemail on my phone because I do not want to talk to these bitches. My waitress friend comes up and tells Twisted Sister that they gotta move to another table because there are too many people at the table and the manager was upset (the manager wasn't even there but ya know). They wanted us to move, but I'm like "Uhhh, I don't think so. We were here first". They started getting pissed at me trying to make a scene and my waitress friend is threatening to kick them out for starting **** so instead they move.

I cussed my friend out for like 10 minutes for inviting those trannies to our table, but he said he would pay the bill so it was all good. I gave my waitress friend a nice tip. The night was good after that. The end.

MMA Superstar 2 · 06-11-2007, 03:45 AM

I lol'd, 5 stars, WRA.

mikay456 · 06-11-2007, 03:46 AM

Good job dave man. Nice way to avode a crisis.

user1264821321544 · 06-11-2007, 03:48 AM

I lol'd, 5 stars, WRA.

Rob Awesome · 06-11-2007, 03:49 AM

Hahahaha, well played.

TheBlackDahlia · 06-11-2007, 03:51 AM

The next time someone blows smoke in your face you can offer to let her suck your dick through a hole in her throat after you're done mangling her.

Laws · 06-11-2007, 03:51 AM

was good, but could have been better if your 18" guns played a role in the fiasco.

subterfuge · 06-11-2007, 03:53 AM

You're a better man than me.

I suffer from the worst ever case of beer goggles when i've had a few drinks recently. I also have the worst memory known to man, and apparently I pulled an absolute 'horror' of a girl when I was out clubbing this weekend. I very vaguely remember her. Old enough to be my mother, big enough to be my father and my mates tell me that she smelt of onions.

If I was with you, on my current form, i imagine I would have been all over the fattie like a cheap suit.

HulkHagen · 06-11-2007, 03:53 AM

LOL not to thread hijack or anything, but where did the "good job dave man" thing come from?

First time I saw it was the thread where the guy got in an argument with the GNC salesman lol.

MMA Superstar 2 · 06-11-2007, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HulkHagen

LOL not to thread hijack or anything, but where did the "good job dave man" thing come from?

First time I saw it was the thread where the guy got in an argument with the GNC salesman lol.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=1470981

That homo Benchncurls said it in one of his threads, and everyone just caught on from there lol.

Laws · 06-11-2007, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HulkHagen

LOL not to thread hijack or anything, but where did the "good job dave man" thing come from?

First time I saw it was the thread where the guy got in an argument with the GNC salesman lol.

teen out benched a fatty in gym class.

swagtime911 · 06-11-2007, 04:02 AM

LOL. Great story reps.

The_Reaper · 06-11-2007, 04:11 AM

I also am notorious with beer goggles, but if the girls were as bad as you describe, I think I could refrain...

Good story, repped. I hate ugly skanks who think they are sexy, the ones with things like "you wish" written on their baggy pants just below their overhanging bloated spare tire. Yuck.

I know a DISGUSTING BITCH, I mean vomit-inducing, who recently said to me she would like to have sex with me, but "I wouldn't do it because I know you have a girlfriend".