"I want you to sleep over, but we MUST go to bed early or I'll be pissed!" (Serious)

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 06:53 AM

So I'm taking to my crazy chick yesterday afternoon at work and I figure I'll see her sometime soon so I ask her what she's doing Thursday (today). She goes, "oh nothing" and I ask if she wants to chill. She says yes, and that she needs to go running so she'll call me with plans later. Cool.

She calls me later and we're talking and I'm laying down some game and she says "If you sleep over tomorrow night we've gotta sleep...we need to go to bed early because I want to go dancing with my girls on Friday night and I don't wanna be tired. You always make me tired. I'll be pissed if I'm tired on Friday."

Maybe it was because I just came home from a 13-hour work day at the office, and maybe it was because I had to be back in the office this morning before 7am, but this sorta pissed me off.

It was basically some lame ass test to see if I'd be desperate and accomodating enough to actually go over there. It really got me ticked. I mean, why not just say "no, I can't do Thursday sorry" rather than saying she can hang out but we'd have to follow all these stupid rules and go by some exact schedule.

You guys are probably wondering what I said, and it was "Well, looks like this week isn't gonna work then...I'll see ya sometime next week." And she says "Nooooo....but....that's so far away!" I tell her maybe Sunday and that I'd call her. She asks me about Friday and Saturday and I tell her I might be going to the Prudential with some friends (aka revenge plot on Kristina!)

(Seriously) · 06-07-2007, 07:23 AM

well played sir. her reaction says everything.

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 07:24 AM

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well played sir. her reaction says everything.

No ****. Stupid games.

Ripped_carnt · 06-07-2007, 07:27 AM

well played

Kanji4488 · 06-07-2007, 07:29 AM

nice job dave man. whats the revenge plot? you need to school that chick....

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 07:35 AM

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nice job dave man. whats the revenge plot? you need to school that chick....

You mean for Kristina?

Haha I should post a screen shot of my Facebook wall...she's wrote stuff on it the other day asking me to chill with her this weekend.

The plan I have is basically this:

The most expensive resturant in Boston is the Top of the Hub...a place on the top floor of the Prudential Financial building downtown. Dinner for two can run $250-300 easy. I'm gonna have her get all dressed up, get dropped off by daddy and meet me there for dinner. When the check comes, I'll say I've gotta make a phone call and ditch her. I'll post the anticipated and irate voice mail she'll leave on youtube and give you all the links with pics of our dinner. I'll tell her it's a special occasion so we'll take pics. Maybe even write "For Teh Misc" on a napkin or something. Oh yes, revenge is sweet.

KennyK · 06-07-2007, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

You mean for Kristina?

Haha I should post a screen shot of my Facebook wall...she's wrote stuff on it the other day asking me to chill with her this weekend.

The plan I have is basically this:

The most expensive resturant in Boston is the Top of the Hub...a place on the top floor of the Prudential Financial building downtown. Dinner for two can run $250-300 easy. I'm gonna have her get all dressed up, get dropped off by daddy and meet me there for dinner. When the check comes, I'll say I've gotta make a phone call and ditch her. I'll post the anticipated and irate voice mail she'll leave on youtube and give you all the links with pics of our dinner. I'll tell her it's a special occasion so we'll take pics. Maybe even write "For Teh Misc" on a napkin or something. Oh yes, revenge is sweet.

I'm going to advise against this.

If you want to have her show up and stand her up, that would be better.

Are you seeing any other women besides Ms. Headcase?

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by KennyK

I'm going to advise against this.

If you want to have her show up and stand her up, that would be better.

Are you seeing any other women besides Ms. Headcase?

Legal rammifications?

Ethically and morally I have no problem doing this.

But seriously, do you mind explaining why you advise against it?

wmirza · 06-07-2007, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

You mean for Kristina?

Haha I should post a screen shot of my Facebook wall...she's wrote stuff on it the other day asking me to chill with her this weekend.

The plan I have is basically this:

The most expensive resturant in Boston is the Top of the Hub...a place on the top floor of the Prudential Financial building downtown. Dinner for two can run $250-300 easy. I'm gonna have her get all dressed up, get dropped off by daddy and meet me there for dinner. When the check comes, I'll say I've gotta make a phone call and ditch her. I'll post the anticipated and irate voice mail she'll leave on youtube and give you all the links with pics of our dinner. I'll tell her it's a special occasion so we'll take pics. Maybe even write "For Teh Misc" on a napkin or something. Oh yes, revenge is sweet.

kristina is the one that slept with that mother****er tommy right next to you right?

sutitle101 · 06-07-2007, 07:48 AM

I would look too far into this...She gave a mere **** test. to see how you would react. you acted as you should have and she acted as she should have. You did not comply and she expected you to come over but she started chasing you when u didnt. I wouldnt go to far and stand her up. She is in chase so its time to real her back in. Think of bait, hook, release....thats how it should be played

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wmirza

kristina is the one that slept with that mother****er tommy right next to you right?

Yes sir.

wmirza · 06-07-2007, 07:52 AM

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Yes sir.

then yeah take her to that restaurant and leave.. **** her that is a great idea for revenge reps

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sutitle101

I would look too far into this...She gave a mere **** test. to see how you would react. you acted as you should have and she acted as she should have. You did not comply and she expected you to come over but she started chasing you when u didnt. I wouldnt go to far and stand her up. She is in chase so its time to real her back in. Think of bait, hook, release....thats how it should be played

LOL...you didn't read this thread very carefully, did you? No worries man. Not everybody keeps track of my daily soap opera drama posts.

KennyK · 06-07-2007, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

Legal rammifications?

Ethically and morally I have no problem doing this.

But seriously, do you mind explaining why you advise against it?

When money is involved, I feel that legal rammifications are always involved, but personally I wouldn't stick anyone with a $300 bill.

Can't you just pee on her or something?

Is she wealthy?

sutitle101 · 06-07-2007, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

LOL...you didn't read this thread very carefully, did you? No worries man. Not everybody keeps track of my daily soap opera drama posts.

I was agreeing with ya bud.

u played it right.

wmirza · 06-07-2007, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KennyK

When money is involved, I feel that legal rammifications are always involved, but personally I wouldn't stick anyone with a $300 bill.

Can't you just pee on her or something?

Is she wealthy?

if she doesnt have $300 and is at the restaurant she will get stuck and embarassed.. she ownt be able to pay the bill and wont leave the restaurant.. he can pee on her later

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KennyK

When money is involved, I feel that legal rammifications are always involved, but personally I wouldn't stick anyone with a $300 bill.

Can't you just pee on her or something?

Is she wealthy?

What could she possibly do? Women fight and leave men with the bill all the time. I don't see how I could get in trouble in any way here. We have no mutual friends and yes, she's rich. She's daddy's little rich girl.

LSMalibu · 06-07-2007, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

You mean for Kristina?

Haha I should post a screen shot of my Facebook wall...she's wrote stuff on it the other day asking me to chill with her this weekend.

The plan I have is basically this:

The most expensive resturant in Boston is the Top of the Hub...a place on the top floor of the Prudential Financial building downtown. Dinner for two can run $250-300 easy. I'm gonna have her get all dressed up, get dropped off by daddy and meet me there for dinner. When the check comes, I'll say I've gotta make a phone call and ditch her. I'll post the anticipated and irate voice mail she'll leave on youtube and give you all the links with pics of our dinner. I'll tell her it's a special occasion so we'll take pics. Maybe even write "For Teh Misc" on a napkin or something. Oh yes, revenge is sweet.

I dunno, this all sounds so...petty. For this girl that you supposedly care so little about, why go to all this effort? Why just not cut her off and forget about her, or tell her to go **** herself? And if you think a pretty girl, who's date just skipped out on a $300 tab is going to have to pay it, you're kidding yourself. Aside from the possible criminal charges against you that could result, the best you're going to get out of this girl is some tears and an angry voicemail. C'mon man, you're 23 for god's sake.

Ryosuke · 06-07-2007, 08:26 AM

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I dunno, this all sounds so...petty. For this girl that you supposedly care so little about, why go to all this effort? Why just not cut her off and forget about her, or tell her to go **** herself? And if you think a pretty girl, who's date just skipped out on a $300 tab is going to have to pay it, you're kidding yourself. Aside from the possible criminal charges against you that could result, the best you're going to get out of this girl is some tears and an angry voicemail. C'mon man, you're 23 for god's sake.

Yeah man, I say just stand her up. It's not worth putting yourself in harm's way.

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LSMalibu

I dunno, this all sounds so...petty. For this girl that you supposedly care so little about, why go to all this effort? Why just not cut her off and forget about her, or tell her to go **** herself? And if you think a pretty girl, who's date just skipped out on a $300 tab is going to have to pay it, you're kidding yourself. Aside from the possible criminal charges against you that could result, the best you're going to get out of this girl is some tears and an angry voicemail. C'mon man, you're 23 for god's sake.

I know it's immature but still. Do you know the story behind this girl?

KennyK · 06-07-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

What could she possibly do? Women fight and leave men with the bill all the time. I don't see how I could get in trouble in any way here. We have no mutual friends and yes, she's rich. She's daddy's little rich girl.

Well do what you do.

LSMalibu · 06-07-2007, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gibblets

I know it's immature but still. Do you know the story behind this girl?

Yeah, the one who slept with the State Trooper? Who cares? Neither of them is worth thinking about. He's an assh0le and she's a slut. It's not like it was your best friend and wife messing around, this was your first date with her. First of all, you should be taking revenge on him. Seduce his girlfriend if you're so pissed. Second of all, it was your first date with this chick. It's not like you're emotionally invested. All this plotting and crap just goes to show how involved and concerned with the situation, while these two pussyfarts (thanks Nick Swardson) have shown that they obviously don't give two ****s about you, so why should you care about them?

HARRYBEAST · 06-07-2007, 08:56 AM

wow this is funny! Do you know this state trooper? If so here is an even better plan. You take her out to eat and tell her that you really need to talk to her. When she meets you out you tell her how you are freinds with the State Troopers ex-girlfreind and that she told you that she has herpes and she thinks she got them from him. That way you can tell her that you want her to get tested before you start up a relationship with her. Then when she is all upset you "go to the bathroom" and jet. Then you call the Trooper and say that the girl has herpes and that she thinks that she got them from him.

oshjo75 · 06-07-2007, 09:09 AM

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Yeah, the one who slept with the State Trooper? Who cares? Neither of them is worth thinking about. He's an assh0le and she's a slut. It's not like it was your best friend and wife messing around, this was your first date with her. First of all, you should be taking revenge on him. Seduce his girlfriend if you're so pissed. Second of all, it was your first date with this chick. It's not like you're emotionally invested. All this plotting and crap just goes to show how involved and concerned with the situation, while these two pussyfarts (thanks Nick Swardson) have shown that they obviously don't give two ****s about you, so why should you care about them?

well said, screw all of them, have some fun and get revenge on both of them. And as for revenge I couldnt think of anything for either of them. Maybe take his gun and shoot her, so it looks like he shot her. It would be hard to prove in court. Remember, do it at night and wear gloves. After you did that just say the words "thatll teach ya to mess with me again"...it feels so much better

good luck

Gibblets · 06-07-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by oshjo75

well said, screw all of them, have some fun and get revenge on both of them. And as for revenge I couldnt think of anything for either of them. Maybe take his gun and shoot her, so it looks like he shot her. It would be hard to prove in court. Remember, do it at night and wear gloves. After you did that just say the words "thatll teach ya to mess with me again"...it feels so much better

good luck

LMAO.

phateless · 06-07-2007, 09:18 AM

I've always thought revenge was a waste of time. It's no substitute for standing up for yourself in the first place.

Kanji4488 · 06-07-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by oshjo75

well said, screw all of them, have some fun and get revenge on both of them. And as for revenge I couldnt think of anything for either of them. Maybe take his gun and shoot her, so it looks like he shot her. It would be hard to prove in court. Remember, do it at night and wear gloves. After you did that just say the words "thatll teach ya to mess with me again"...it feels so much better

good luck

right " from the misc" in blood at the crimescene and you shall receive mad repps. ( wow that was cold)

but seriously, thats a hell of a revenge plan, but why do it? if you want her back, thats not gonna help ( dont see why you would. but whatever.) if you dont just forget her or do her friend or somthing, someone could very well press charges on that. did you actually talk to her about that night?

oshjo75 · 06-07-2007, 09:43 AM

IM NOT SERIOUS IF YOU DO SUCH A THING I AM NOT RESPONSABLE ....it is a good idea tho lol

MMA_Dreamer · 06-07-2007, 09:46 AM

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You guys are probably wondering what I said, and it was "Well, looks like this week isn't gonna work then...I'll see ya sometime next week." And she says "Nooooo....but....that's so far away!" I tell her maybe Sunday and that I'd call her. She asks me about Friday and Saturday and I tell her I might be going to the Prudential with some friends (aka revenge plot on Kristina!)

Oh God. Why didn't you just go over there, get some ass, and just make her happy and go to bed early. You made a big deal outta nothing.

Bob.W.James · 06-07-2007, 09:57 AM

Looks like you won this round, she'll want you more now that you've turned her down.

You reap what you screw.. I mean sow