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06-07-2007, 01:46 AM
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ask a 26 year old that still lives with his parents anything!
still bored
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06-07-2007, 01:47 AM
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Are you a virgin?
don't lie
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06-07-2007, 01:50 AM
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no, ive had sex with 30 something women ,most of which were fat hogs i met off of myspace,an old website called collegeclub and telephone chat lines
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06-07-2007, 01:51 AM
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Do you have a job? If so, what? If not, then wtf are you doing?
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06-07-2007, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Fearless_
Do you have a job? If so, what? If not, then wtf are you doing?
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i have a security guard job where i make 8.50 an hour but i also do comedy but for free......
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06-07-2007, 01:52 AM
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He's banging fat hogs off myspace, he pretty much explained what he was doing..lol.
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06-07-2007, 01:54 AM
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So why don't you go to school and/or get a better job? How long do you plan on living at home with mommy and daddy?
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06-07-2007, 01:55 AM
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yeah, it's kinda hard to be a virgin with all of these fat hogs walking around that would almost rape a guy because they never get any cawk. Honestly, that was a dumb question.
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06-07-2007, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Fearless_
So why don't you go to school and/or get a better job? How long do you plan on living at home with mommy and daddy?
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im moving to la in september to pursue comedic acting, roll your eyes if u will but i will be successful or die trying
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06-07-2007, 01:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryannath
yeah, it's kinda hard to be a virgin with all of these fat hogs walking around that would almost rape a guy because they never get any cawk. Honestly, that was a dumb question.
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How does fat bitch pussy feel?
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06-07-2007, 01:57 AM
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LOL. Hopefully you have better jokes than the one you told in the other thread. So why did you wait 8 years to finally do something with your life?
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06-07-2007, 01:58 AM
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im moving to la in september to pursue comedic acting, roll your eyes if u will but i will be successful or die trying
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Several people in this forum moved to CA for similar reasons, including myself. Good luck....
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06-07-2007, 01:59 AM
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give us a example of your routine. we'll tell you if you're funny(serious)
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my bf% is higher than yours yeah thats right.
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06-07-2007, 02:02 AM
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How does fat bitch pussy feel?
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nothing is wosres then a large vagina..........fat chicks almost never shave their twat hair......
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06-07-2007, 02:02 AM
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Quote:
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Several people in this forum moved to CA for similar reasons, including myself. Good luck....
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How's it working out for you, bro?
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06-07-2007, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Fearless_
LOL. Hopefully you have better jokes than the one you told in the other thread. So why did you wait 8 years to finally do something with your life?
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i dont know why.........i kept thinkin something good would come along ....then i realised that if i wanted something out of life ...no one was gonna give it to me, id have to take it
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06-07-2007, 02:04 AM
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you wouldnt happen to go by Mr 3% would u?
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06-07-2007, 02:05 AM
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How's it working out for you, bro?
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Can't complain, but I have not hit it big,lol.
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06-07-2007, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Caine 607
give us a example of your routine. we'll tell you if you're funny(serious)
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my material sux , im a great performer but a crappy writer, at least thats what some comedians have told me, i was advised to go into acting
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06-07-2007, 02:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by comedicgenious
... i was advised to go into acting
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Teh ghey porn?
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06-07-2007, 02:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by comedicgenious
im moving to la in september to pursue comedic acting, roll your eyes if u will but i will be successful or die trying
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so whats ur routine? u get up on stage, tell everyone ur 26 and still live with mom and dad, they all laugh and u say goodnite??
jk man, im just projecting. im in ur boat
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06-07-2007, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby Hill
Can't complain, but I have not hit it big,lol.
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how long u been in la?? do any auditions yet? take any acting classes??
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06-07-2007, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by bignadsonme
so whats ur routine? u get up on stage, tell everyone ur 26 and still live with mom and dad, they all laugh and u say goodnite??
jk man, im just projecting. im in ur boat
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i mostly just talked about nailing fat chicks from the internet
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06-07-2007, 02:13 AM
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how long u been in la?? do any auditions yet? take any acting classes??
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I live 2 hours North of LA. I'm not into acting or anything like that. I moved here cause of my girlfriend's career.
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06-07-2007, 02:14 AM
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ha ha ha well i'm a 26yr old who lives at home with his parents, my reasons are
*my money is spent on partying
*the housing market is too expensive in england right now, you're gonna pay
200grand for a two bedroom house easy!
*worked what was supposed to be a full time job but was actually part time
for eight years, so don't have a penny to my name lol
i am however fully domesticated, pay rent, buy all my own food, cook my own meals, wash my own clothes etc. i might also add that the vast majority of my friends all live at home too. i don't know about americal but it's quite common over here in england, although it's not something to brag about i will admit ha ha
and as a light-hearted side note, i lost my virginity at 17, have been mature enough to have two long term relationships and slept with 51 women as of sunday night. feel free to ask any questions and comment as you wish
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if you don't deadlift and you don't squat, then hang your head in shame!
i'm not embarassed to be a pro-wrestling fan, it gets into your blood then it consumes you
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06-07-2007, 02:19 AM
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Quote:
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yeah, it's kinda hard to be a virgin with all of these fat hogs walking around that would almost rape a guy because they never get any cawk. Honestly
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**** son, i'd like to be raped even by a fugly chick.
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06-07-2007, 02:24 AM
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i hear you my fine french friend but she can't be too fugly! i'll sleep with anything but a few years ago while partying in spain this real ugly girl offered me a blow job and i laughed in her face!
her face did look as tho a juggernault had been driven into it mind you!
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"behold the king, the king of kings!"
if you don't deadlift and you don't squat, then hang your head in shame!
i'm not embarassed to be a pro-wrestling fan, it gets into your blood then it consumes you
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06-07-2007, 02:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by triplehfan
i hear you my fine french friend but she can't be too fugly! i'll sleep with anything but a few years ago while partying in spain this real ugly girl offered me a blow job and i laughed in her face!
her face did look as tho a juggernault had been driven into it mind you!
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lol.....but i'd have accepted !
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06-07-2007, 02:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by triplehfan
i hear you my fine french friend but she can't be too fugly! i'll sleep with anything but a few years ago while partying in spain this real ugly girl offered me a blow job and i laughed in her face!
her face did look as tho a juggernault had been driven into it mind you!
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still should have gotten it from her
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