Burned a motherf*ckers house down son

[The Arsonist]

damn neighber wouldnt shut up about my music, i like to jam to the 60's, got a problem with it? i'll burn you motherf*cker son


anyway he calls my house and tells me to stfu, i get pissed an all and tell him to stfu. he's roaring and having a fit so i tell him i can hear him from here. he comes over and wants to fight. my family was about to bust his ass cheeks in when i sneak over and burn the motherf*ckers house down son. he has like 3 cats in there meowing and all this motherf*ckeren noise son

they all burning to a crisp and i'm hollaring with my family. my family is like a crew son.

anyway its all in the paper and mothe****en news son. some arsonist burns down local *******s house. first motherf*cken page son. we all hollaring and stuff and finally the cops show up. my family cuts both his legs off and smack him in the face with them. hes all making a big scene like "wtf u just cut my legs off!" i'm like "stop motherf*cken bleeding on me son"

damn cop had to get 12 motherf*cken stiches son

the arsonist

[bigfor15]

That's original.

[Me Like Boobs]

You need to listen to "Sway" by Coal Chamber.

[Mrsevenupguy]

fail

[Pain Inflicter]

Unoriginal trolls suck.

[puppet_master]

failed

[Mises]

[WinterFresh]

Stop trying to steal mr angry..

[Lifting_Taurus]

1st page

Way to fail....

I hate you now...

[SenorSan]

1st page

[FitManJack]

Mr_Angry imitators never deliver. GTFO, poseur.

FMJ

[m0fo]

fail

[Torrtrefireto]

I personally liked it

[NumeroOnce]

mr angry ftw

[Pain Inflicter]

Originally Posted by The Riddler

HAHAHHA at his avatar and thread name and what happened!!!!


this is the best poop I have ever read!

Its probably you trolling moron.

[Pain Inflicter]

Originally Posted by The Riddler

Yea, thats me trolling. Thats why Im in here kissing the trolls ass. Im a loser.

o rly. negged on recharge

[The Arsonist]

Originally Posted by ndg v2

o rly. negged on recharge

hey the arsonist, u starting to make me mad ndg he said he wasnt troll so dnt quote him wrong or ill burn ur motherf*cken house down son

[Outside backer]

The hymen (name for the Greek God of marriage and weddings, Hymenaeus[1], later[2] also the Greek word for membrane[3]; also called maidenhead) is a fold of mucous membrane which surrounds or partially covers the external vaginal opening. It forms part of the vulva, or external genitalia. [4][5] There is no such thing as "congenital absence of the hymen", ie it is a myth that girls are born without a hymen.[6] The most common formation of the hymen is crescentic or crescent-shaped, although several other formations are possible.[7] After a woman gives birth she may be left with remnants of the hymen called carunculae myrtiformes or the hymen may be completely absent.[8]

The hymen has no known anatomical function. In societies which value chastity, the greatest significance of the hymen is a traditional belief that an intact hymen indicates a state of intact virginity. However, it is not possible to confirm that a woman or post-pubescent girl is a virgin by examining the hymen.[9] A physician routinely checks the appearance of the hymen of baby girls at birth[citation needed], and again during all future pelvic examinations. In cases of suspected rape or sexual abuse a detailed examination of the hymen may be carried out, however the condition of the hymen alone is often inconclusive or open to misinterpretation, especially if the patient has reached puberty.[10]
Contents
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* 1 Types
* 2 Hymens in other animals
* 3 Development of the hymen
* 4 What might damage the hymen
* 5 Cultural significance
* 6 See also
* 7 References
* 8 External links

[edit] Types

There are several different formations of the hymen, some more common than others. In about 1 in 2000 females, the hymen fails to develop any opening at all, and if it does open, it can hurt severly in some cases, and in others, not feeling at all.[11]: this is called an imperforate hymen and if it does not spontaneously resolve itself before puberty a physician will need to make a hole in the hymen to allow menstrual fluids to escape.[12] A hymenotomy may also be required if the hymen is particularly thick or inelastic as it may interfere with sexual intercourse.

The shape of the hymen is easiest to see in girls past infancy but before they reach puberty: at this time their hymen is thin and less likely to be redundant, that is to protrude or fold over on itself.[13]

When describing the shape of a hymen, a clock face is used. The 12 o'clock position is below the urethra, and 6 o'clock is towards the anus, which is based on the patient lying on her back.[14]

Most common forms of the hymen:

* crescent-shaped, crescentic, or posterior rim: no hymenal tissue at the 12 o'clock position; narrow band of tissue starts at 1 or 2 o'clock going clockwise, is at its widest around 6 o'clock, and tapers off at 10 or 11 o'clock
* annular, or circumferential: the hymen forms a ring around the vaginal opening; especially common in newborns[15]
* redundant; sometimes sleeve-like: folds in on itself, which sometimes causes it to protrude; most common in infancy and at/following puberty due to estrogen levels[16]; can be combined with other type such as "annular and redundant"

Less common forms:

* fimbriated, or denticular: an irregular edge to the hymenal orifice; more likely at an age when estrogen is present
* septate: the hymen has one or more bands extending across the opening
* cribriform, or microperforate: the hymen stretches completely across the vaginal opening, but is perforated with several holes
* labial, or vertical: hymen has an opening from the 12 to the 6 o'clock positions and can look similar to a third set of vulvar lips
* imperforate[17]: hymen completely covers vaginal orifice; will require minor surgery if it has not corrected itself by puberty to allow menstrual fluids to escape

The hymen is torn or stretched by penetrative sex, and completely annihilated in a woman who gives birth when the baby passes through the vaginal orifice.

* parous introitus refers to the vaginal opening which has had a baby pass through it and consequently has nothing left of its hymen but a fleshy irregular outline decorating its perimeter; these tags are called carunculae mytriformes

[edit] Hymens in other animals

Main article: List of animals with hymens

[edit] Development of the hymen

During the early stages of fetal development there is no opening into the vagina at all. The thin layer of tissue that covers the vagina at this time usually divides to a certain extent prior to birth, forming the hymen.

In newborn babies, who are still under the influence of the mother's hormones, the hymen is thick, pale pink, and redundant (folds in on itself and may protrude). For the first two to four years of life, the infant produces hormones which continue this effect.[18]

By the time a girl reaches school-age, this hormonal influence has stopped and the hymen becomes thin, smooth, delicate and almost translucent. It is also very sensitive to touch; a physician who needed to swab the area would avoid the hymen and swab the outer vulval vestibule instead.[19]

From puberty onwards the appearance of the hymen is affected once more by estrogen. It thickens and becomes pale pink, the opening is often fibriated or erratically shaped, and redundant: the hymen often appears rolled or sleeve-like.[20]

[edit] What might damage the hymen

The hymen is not normally damaged by playing sports, using tampons, pelvic examinations or even straddle injuries.[21]

Once a girl reaches puberty, the hymen tends to become quite elastic. It is not possible to determine whether a woman uses tampons or not by examining her hymen: only 43% of women report bleeding the first time they had sex; which means that in the other 57% of women the hymen likely stretched enough that it didn't tear.[21]

It is rare to damage the hymen through accidental injury, such as falling on the crossbar of a bicycle. Although such an accident may cause bleeding, this is usually due to damage to surrounding tissues such as the labia.[22] It is unlikely that an accident would damage the hymen without injuring any other part of the vulva. Therefore, damage to the hymen alone, described as an accident, would be seen as a strong indicator of sexual assault.[23]

Many sources, including romance novels or anything that describes virginity loss, mistakenly indicate that the hymen is somewhere up inside the vagina. This is a common misconception. The hymen is part of the external genitalia.

[edit] Cultural significance
Illustration of the female sex organs, from Anatomy of the Human Body, 1918
Illustration of the female sex organs, from Anatomy of the Human Body, 1918

The condition of the hymen is not a reliable indicator of whether a woman past puberty has actually engaged in sexual intercourse.

A tear to the hymen, medically referred to as a "transection," can be seen in some women or girls after first penetration. Bleeding does not always occur following transection. The blood that is sometimes observed after first penetration can be due to tearing of the hymen, but it can also be from injury to nearby tissues. Post-injury, injuries to the hymen and surrounding tissues often heal quickly, leaving the hymenal tissue looking as if there had been no injury at all.

[edit] See also

* Hymenorrhaphy
* Hymenotomy
* Virginity

[r_robert]

strong mr angry attempt.

[SuperAmmo]

oh hai Angry wannabe

[Mr. Costanza]

Mr. Angry Wannabe

[demonator]

failed to amuse me...

[laxster]

good job dave man

[percussion8903]

[power_withn]

i nbefore clsoe ban

diddnt even bother reading

[PopeyesChicken]

1st page

[clickclack]

thought it was decent.

[Sable_Strenua]

Originally Posted by Lifting_Taurus

1st page

Way to fail....

I hate you so much right now...

fixed
(yes kelis)

[trojannation]

you fail, NEGGED

[Jamie M]

Negged

Hai guise!