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How are these lines?
2 situations...
I'm riding in the car with my dad's friend and we are in a parking lot. There's this fat, ugly, woman kind of standing there deciding whether she should cross the street or not. The guy I'm with says "Which way ya goin ****in fishbate?"
I'm over in Long Island and we are at a boat up restaurant. Our old friends are here with us. As we are walking to town, a 10 with a shirt on that is completely showing her tits walks by holding 2 small dogs in each arm. I'm like "That was pretty nice." Our friend who is the dad of the family is like "What, the dogs or the puppies?"
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