How do you depress an emo, tell them they are loved.
I wish my lawn was emo, it would cut it's self.
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities.
How to torture an emo - Richard Simmons' work-out videos.
How do you **** an emo? Give it a knife.
If an emo cuts himself to live...then how do you get the ***gots to die?
1)You cant overdose on calpol.
2)It works better with bullets.
3)Do it with a knife not a spoon.
4)If your that desperate theres a main road over there.
5)Dont tell people your gonna kill yourself just do it.
6)You slit your ankles? was there no space on your wrists or are you anatomically retarded.
7)If you arnt gonna slit your wrists right ill do it for you.
8)Your poems are about how nobody likes you wich is ironic since the reason no one likes you is because you piss everyone off with your poems.
9)I hope you live forever (that really pisses some of em off)
As for jokes:
1)Emo pizza it cuts itself
2)Did you hear about the new Sesame Street toy? Tickle Me Emo... Tickle him and he runs away to a dark corner and cries and writes poetry. Help him cut his wrists and he laughs "oh boy, that tickles!" in a high-pitched voice.
3)What's the difference between a lawyer and an emo kid dead in the middle of the road?
The lawyer is just a hit and run; the emo kid's been reversed over just to make sure.
4)What did god say when he made his first emo..
damn i must have dropped my razor in the mixing pot.
5)If an emo falls over, but noone sees them, do they still cut themselves?
6)Crying dont make you emo.Crying while masturbating now thats a diffrent story.
7)How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
8)Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash?
The car seated 5.
9)Is it just me or did emos steal hitlers hair do.
10)Whats 300 ft long and has no pubic hair?
The line outside a Dashboard confessional concert.
11)Why are emo girls resentful of their boyfriends? cuz they've already got a pussy.
And two things for the record1)Emos have no personalitys thus no contraception
2)Goths and emos are completely diffrent one embraces pain and death in its physical and emotional forms, the other bitches like a little girl about it and cuts hemselves to fit in to the emo flock.
how many emo kids does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
none, they all prefer to sit in the dark. lol
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