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06-24-2004, 08:47 AM
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The Beach w/ Girlfriend
Whats your level of self control at the beach as far as 'looking'...
I always look and have to check out girls, im real bad i think too...sucks getting cought by the GF also...
So i mean i know the best obvious technique is to wear sunglasses, preferebly mirrored, but then u get a funky tan....last weekend i did the 'you tan your back, i'll tan my front' technique which worked pretty well and gave me a nice view of the chick tanning next to us w/ top 3/4 off...
anyone have other techniques besides leaving her at home?
Not looking really isnt an option : \
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06-24-2004, 08:48 AM
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i hated going to the beach/water park with my gf. shes all "hey! stop! what are you looking at!"
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06-24-2004, 08:50 AM
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I always looked. No holding me back.
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06-24-2004, 08:54 AM
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Unfortunatly......me being an ugly bastard an all. When my missus catches me looking at other women at the beach, she just laughs and says " keep your tongue in love, you look like a bulldog "..
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06-24-2004, 08:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bukem
Unfortunatly......me being an ugly bastard an all. When my missus catches me looking at other women at the beach, she just laughs and says " keep your tongue in love, you look like a bulldog "..
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LMAO, thats funny! Sorry though
Im a 'fan' of hot girls, i dont think it should bother her but it does
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06-24-2004, 08:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bukem
Unfortunatly......me being an ugly bastard an all. When my missus catches me looking at other women at the beach, she just laughs and says " keep your tongue in love, you look like a bulldog "..
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Lol, you should start barking, and trying to hump her leg.
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06-24-2004, 09:50 AM
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Like your GF wasn't watching me. Don't worry about it.
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06-24-2004, 11:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jimineye
Lol, you should start barking, and trying to hump her leg.
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HAHA
Maybe it's a good reason why I like chasing pussy....................cats. *Bark*
Last edited by bukem; 06-24-2004 at 11:49 AM.
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06-24-2004, 11:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bukem
Unfortunatly......me being an ugly bastard an all. When my missus catches me looking at other women at the beach, she just laughs and says " keep your tongue in love, you look like a bulldog "..
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lol that was great.
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06-24-2004, 11:53 AM
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I have a fetish for huge breasts, well it goes way beyond a fetish, it is like an addiction, luckily my gf and I are both people watchers so when I get caught looking I can usually pawn it off on that
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06-24-2004, 12:37 PM
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Re: The Beach w/ Girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Just_being_me
Whats your level of self control at the beach as far as 'looking'...
I always look and have to check out girls, im real bad i think too...sucks getting cought by the GF also...
So i mean i know the best obvious technique is to wear sunglasses, preferebly mirrored, but then u get a funky tan....last weekend i did the 'you tan your back, i'll tan my front' technique which worked pretty well and gave me a nice view of the chick tanning next to us w/ top 3/4 off...
anyone have other techniques besides leaving her at home?
Not looking really isnt an option : \
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She sounds like a real bitch. Every guy would look and she is probably checking out all the other guys. Throw it back in her face when you see her looking.
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06-24-2004, 02:02 PM
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Re: The Beach w/ Girlfriend
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Originally posted by Just_being_me
Whats your level of self control at the beach as far as 'looking'...
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Look at what you want to, and don't apologize for it.
If she starts bitching, tell her to walk by you so you can check HER out instead. If she won't go for that, tell her to stop complaining.
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06-24-2004, 02:10 PM
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use the beach to get some brownie points.
you - "Honey, just look at that girl over there. Her breasts are so huge its rediculous. They don't help her extremely curvy body whatsoever. Her hair is nice, but it's nowhere near as gorgeous as yours. I'm so glad I've got the hottest woman out here."
her - "Aww, you're so sweet. When can we schedule your next BJ?"
-cha-CHING!
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06-24-2004, 02:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrushR
use the beach to get some brownie points.
you - "Honey, just look at that girl over there. Her breasts are so huge its rediculous. They don't help her extremely curvy body whatsoever. Her hair is nice, but it's nowhere near as gorgeous as yours. I'm so glad I've got the hottest woman out here."
her - "Aww, you're so sweet. When can we schedule your next BJ?"
-cha-CHING!
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Lol, if only thats how it worked.
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06-24-2004, 02:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrushR
use the beach to get some brownie points.
you - "Honey, just look at that girl over there. Her breasts are so huge its rediculous. They don't help her extremely curvy body whatsoever. Her hair is nice, but it's nowhere near as gorgeous as yours. I'm so glad I've got the hottest woman out here."
her - "Aww, you're so sweet. When can we schedule your next BJ?"
-cha-CHING!
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Ive got brownie points with this hot chick at my school. Ive got 50 and I need 100 to get a "special prize"... I think im going to go call her right now...
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06-24-2004, 02:27 PM
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Waiting for July 15
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Quote:
Originally posted by PhalC1
I need 100 to get a "special prize"... I think im going to go call her right now...
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...as long as it's not a "special brown prize"
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06-24-2004, 02:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrushR
...as long as it's not a "special brown prize"
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LOL you guys are f'kin hilarious....
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06-24-2004, 02:30 PM
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LOL you guys are f'kin hilarious....
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Yes, and you have much to learn on that part.
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06-24-2004, 02:51 PM
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my g/f will point out the real good looking ones to me if she thinks i missed them.
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06-24-2004, 03:36 PM
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I'm allowed to look at whatever I want  ( or supposedly ... )
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06-24-2004, 03:40 PM
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just dont take you girlfriend to the beach with you. (duh?)
go with your bros and stare down every piece of ass that walks by!
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06-24-2004, 03:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ratmonkey
my g/f will point out the real good looking ones to me if she thinks i missed them.
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Lucky ****er!
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06-24-2004, 03:52 PM
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can't help it if they're all lookin at me...
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06-24-2004, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jay81
I'm allowed to look at whatever I want ( or supposedly ... )
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Me 2 but i do the sunglass thing just to be safe
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06-24-2004, 06:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jordman65
Me 2 but i do the sunglass thing just to be safe
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ding ding ding. we have a winner. wreckless eyeballin with shades!
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06-24-2004, 06:33 PM
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go to the snack bar by yourself
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