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05-25-2007, 08:51 PM
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9 words women use . . .
Here's a little advice for all you guys out there running into the gender specific language barrier that plagues so many of us...
9 words women use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch TV before doing something she wants you to do.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an ***** and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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05-25-2007, 09:02 PM
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nice job. repped. dude ur stomach looks pretty crazy o.o
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05-25-2007, 09:04 PM
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haha, true
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05-26-2007, 12:36 AM
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Homer Simpson: "When a woman says that nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong. When she says everything's wrong that means EVERYTHING'S wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny you better not laugh your ass off."
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05-26-2007, 12:50 AM
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That's Okay: Means I'm pissed of right now, but if you leave me alone for a while I'll forgive you.
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05-26-2007, 02:09 AM
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I lol'd.
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05-26-2007, 02:15 AM
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"I have a headache.": This is a womans way of saying your not good enough in bed for her.
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05-26-2007, 03:24 AM
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R U looking at ma pint?
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"sorry" = I'll get you next time
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05-26-2007, 03:26 AM
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You forgot number 10.
10. "Honey, do I look fat?" = "I want to fight and want to blame you."
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05-26-2007, 03:39 AM
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I've only heard them use three words:
No, stop & don't
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05-26-2007, 03:43 AM
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that list is soooo true!!!
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05-26-2007, 06:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AxlTurwalt
"I have a headache.": This is a womans way of saying your not good enough in bed for her.
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true.
sex actually relieves headaches, so you're probably just crap in bed if she makes that excuse.
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05-26-2007, 06:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skinnyboipgh
Here's a little advice for all you guys out there running into the gender specific language barrier that plagues so many of us...
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
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god i hate this one it works for all women...whats the matter you ask when they have a face like a smacked arse...nothing and two hours later they are slamming doors and still shouting
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Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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05-26-2007, 07:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NorwegianBadass
I've only heard them use three words:
No, stop & don't
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For me its..... NO! Don't stop! 
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05-26-2007, 11:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ComputeGat
That's Okay: Means I'm pissed of right now, but if you leave me alone for a while I'll forgive you.
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I have an idea,why can't no mean no, that's okay mean thats okay and nothing mean nothing. Wouldn't that be much easier than playing 3rd grade level mind games?
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05-26-2007, 11:29 AM
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TRUE list!
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05-26-2007, 02:45 PM
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"Can I ask you something?"
always followed by a loaded question that criticizes you and asks a question you don't want to answer.
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05-26-2007, 03:27 PM
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Lets Go Yankees and Jets!
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Wouldn't it suck if the taste of different foods were like this as well? I mean for example
Chicken tastes like lamb
Lamb tastes like pasta
Pasta tastes like cheese
Beef tastes like cheese but also chicken.
I mean if it were really like that i would go nuts.
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05-26-2007, 03:30 PM
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Live. Laugh. Fuuuuuuuuuuu
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrbolift
"Can I ask you something?"
always followed by a loaded question that criticizes you and asks a question you don't want to answer.
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LMAO!
I was asked this question last week. Man, that got me into a really uncomfortable defensive position...
That can also be
"Can I tell you something?", followed by a negative opinion about your behaviour, which again puts your back against the wall...
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05-26-2007, 04:36 PM
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My contributions:
Womanspeak: "I like you as a friend."
English: "You're a loser and I wouldn't hump you if you were the last man on earth. Can I get a ride to the mall?"
Womanspeak: "I don't like men with too many muscles."
English: "You're a wimp and you need to start working out."
Womanspeak: "I'm not looking for a relationship right now."
English: "....with you, that is."
Womanspeak: "You're so sweet!"
English: "Loser!"
(Alternately, Medieval English: "A pox upon thine house, knave!")
Womanspeak: "Someday, you'll make a great boyfriend/husband."
English: "You'll be lucky to get laid by the time you're 35."
Womanspeak: "I've only had sex with four guys."
English: "Four? Thirty-four? I mean, what difference does it make, really?"
Womanspeak: "You should meet my friend. She's beautiful."
English: "She dwarfs Rosie O'Donnell and her breath could kill a goat."
Womanspeak: "I don't believe in having sex early in the relationship."
English: "Unless you really turn me on. In this case, you don't."
And the all-time classic:
Womanspeak: "Having sex with you would risk our friendship."
English: "As long as you do things for me and suck up to me, then it's all good. Besides, that's all you're getting."
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05-26-2007, 04:51 PM
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Lets Go Yankees and Jets!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator
My contributions:
Womanspeak: "I like you as a friend."
English: "You're a loser and I wouldn't hump you if you were the last man on earth. Can I get a ride to the mall?"
Womanspeak: "I don't like men with too many muscles."
English: "You're a wimp and you need to start working out."
Womanspeak: "I'm not looking for a relationship right now."
English: "....with you, that is."
Womanspeak: "You're so sweet!"
English: "Loser!"
(Alternately, Medieval English: "A pox upon thine house, knave!")
Womanspeak: "Someday, you'll make a great boyfriend/husband."
English: "You'll be lucky to get laid by the time you're 35."
Womanspeak: "I've only had sex with four guys."
English: "Four? Thirty-four? I mean, what difference does it make, really?"
Womanspeak: "You should meet my friend. She's beautiful."
English: "She dwarfs Rosie O'Donnell and her breath could kill a goat."
Womanspeak: "I don't believe in having sex early in the relationship."
English: "Unless you really turn me on. In this case, you don't."
And the all-time classic:
Womanspeak: "Having sex with you would risk our friendship."
English: "As long as you do things for me and suck up to me, then it's all good. Besides, that's all you're getting."
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Beacon of truth right there.
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