China

[northside_yo]

so me and my crew were downtown skatin the local 7set, 1st off john goes rollin up he does a clean ass ollie down them hits the groud smashes his face on the concrete blood comin out everywhere, the gay **** wont move his ****in ass so i run down there see if hes alright he says he iss so i help the poor **** up push him out the way, then next paul rolin up the nice big 7 set, does a clean ass kickflip down it lands smotth as thinkin hes top**** gay little **** he is, thn next its my turn so i roll up do a clean as trey down it, then were all sk8in the local ledge when a security guard comes up, tellin me and me crew to go **** off home, and i stnad up to the fat ****, and he ****s him slef, hes like im sorry i dont wanan cause notin but i gotta tell ya to leave plz dont hurt me, and i go **** off **** dont tell me what i can and cant do it, so i get in the ****s face at this point i can smell **** in his pants, and he goes m8 i told u to leave and i go m8 **** off u **** b4 i knock u the **** out were sk8in here and ur not doin notin the **** aobut it yo, and he goes nah ur the 1s tht leavin so i giv him a swift but ****in hard headbut to the nose he starts crying so i ****ing punch him in the eye and start layin into his guy, at tthis point he cant breat so i kick him in the face a few times, pik up the fat ****, sit him in his car, and go **** off now and never come back.

and thats how china was invented

[Coal Man]

Are you aware me and my crew were downtown skatin the local 7set, 1st off john goes rollin up he does a clean ass ollie down them hits the groud smashes his face on the concrete blood comin out everywhere, the gay **** wont move his ****in ass so i run down there see if hes alright he says he iss so i help the poor **** up push him out the way, then next paul rolin up the nice big 7 set, does a clean ass kickflip down it lands smotth as thinkin hes top**** gay little **** he is, thn next its my turn so i roll up do a clean as trey down it, then were all sk8in the local ledge when a security guard comes up, tellin me and me crew to go **** off home, and i stnad up to the fat ****, and he ****s him slef, hes like im sorry i dont wanan cause notin but i gotta tell ya to leave plz dont hurt me, and i go **** off **** dont tell me what i can and cant do it, so i get in the ****s face at this point i can smell **** in his pants, and he goes m8 i told u to leave and i go m8 **** off u **** b4 i knock u the **** out were sk8in here and ur not doin notin the **** aobut it yo, and he goes nah ur the 1s tht leavin so i giv him a swift but ****in hard headbut to the nose he starts crying so i ****ing punch him in the eye and start layin into his guy, at tthis point he cant breat so i kick him in the face a few times, pik up the fat ****, sit him in his car, and go **** off now and never come back?

and thats how china was invented

[potatoe]