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05-24-2007, 01:20 AM
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hahahahahhaha girl just farted at work and got embarassed hahahahaah
hahahahaha. Some young intern just ripped one on accident next to my cubicle. She dropped a paper on the floor and ripped one on the way down, and couldn't play it off any worse. It was painfully obvious she ripped one, so naturally my coworker/friend says:
"DId you just fart? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW(yes 10 year old)"
"ugghhhh, shut up" is all she could muster, while smiling all embarassed. We were rolling. To make matters worse, we didn't know her or anything like that, so she has to be just dying inside right now.
That is all. Maybe you had to be there, but it was the gem of my day so far!
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05-24-2007, 01:23 AM
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SMMMMOOOOTTTTHHHH......
Why don't you bring her in a bottle of BEAN-O tomorrow and leave it on her desk annonymously.
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05-24-2007, 01:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MusclesMarinara
SMMMMOOOOTTTTHHHH......
Why don't you bring her in a bottle of BEAN-O tomorrow and leave it on her desk annonymously.
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Hahha
Is she hot??
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05-24-2007, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BiigJohn
Hahha
Is she hot??
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no. I mean, not ugly. Probaby 6.5/7
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05-24-2007, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by IdEatTehCornFro
no. I mean, not ugly. Probaby 6.5/7
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So, somewhat do-able?
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05-24-2007, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by IdEatTehCornFro
no. I mean, not ugly. Probaby 6.5/7
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PM the pics thx.
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05-24-2007, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BiigJohn
So, somewhat do-able?
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Well not if she has a flatulence problem...
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05-24-2007, 01:29 AM
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Hahaha.... Better her be embarrassed then the type thats not though.
Believe me, I know girls that'll fart and act like nothing, or joke about it... Its a turnoff more then the embarrassed type.
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05-24-2007, 01:33 AM
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in the wild that's a "PIIMB" call. Its purpose is to demonstrate the ability of the "an0s" to open. The volume of the flatulence is to assert anal prowess. The scent is an indication of the inner-dirtiness of the female.
If the sound was prolonged and the scent overwhelming, you have found yourself a fine PIITB candidate.
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05-24-2007, 01:36 AM
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yeah, like someone said at least she gets embarassed.
my ex-gf would actually TELL me when she farted (when i couldn't hear it myself), or do it while sitting in my lap.
she thought it was 'cute'
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05-24-2007, 01:36 AM
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I use to work at a Comm Center. One day I was training a new hire. He leaned over to get a paper and ripped one. I never told any one it was him. Since both of us were in the same cubical it was looked as if either could have done it. So everything was cool. Three days later on a Friday we had a luncheon. The dude ripped one again. This time every one knew it was him. The dude eventually got fired two weeks later. It turns out that he told the rest of the Comm Center that I was the one who farted when he was in training with me.
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05-24-2007, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby Hill
I use to work at a Comm Center. One day I was training a new hire. He leaned over to get a paper and ripped one. I never told any one it was him. Since both of us were in the same cubical it was looked as if either could have done it. So everything was cool. Three days later on a Friday we had a luncheon. The dude ripped one again. This time every one knew it was him. The dude eventually got fired two weeks later. It turns out that he told the rest of the Comm Center that I was the one who farted when he was in training with me.
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LOL he got fired for lying about farting?
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And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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05-24-2007, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by dynamik
yeah, like someone said at least she gets embarassed.
my ex-gf would actually TELL me when she farted (when i couldn't hear it myself), or do it while sitting in my lap.
she thought it was 'cute'
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smart that you got rid of her
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05-24-2007, 01:39 AM
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LOL he got fired for lying about farting?
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LOL, no job performance.
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05-24-2007, 01:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Hill
I use to work at a Comm Center. One day I was training a new hire. He leaned over to get a paper and ripped one. I never told any one it was him. Since both of us were in the same cubical it was looked as if either could have done it. So everything was cool. Three days later on a Friday we had a luncheon. The dude ripped one again. This time every one knew it was him. The dude eventually got fired two weeks later. It turns out that he told the rest of the Comm Center that I was the one who farted when he was in training with me.
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05-24-2007, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby Hill
LOL, no job performance.
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oh, haha....damn. i was hoping it was for the fart lie-age
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Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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05-24-2007, 01:41 AM
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women farting is a major turn off.
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05-24-2007, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by peng
in the wild that's a "PIIMB" call. Its purpose is to demonstrate the ability of the "an0s" to open. The volume of the flatulence is to assert anal prowess. The scent is an indication of the inner-dirtiness of the female.
If the sound was prolonged and the scent overwhelming, you have found yourself a fine PIITB candidate.
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i agree. OP she is letting you guys at work that her but needs to be filled. PIITB
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05-24-2007, 01:41 AM
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karma.
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I hadn't thought about that.
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05-24-2007, 01:42 AM
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LOL, no job performance.
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05-24-2007, 01:43 AM
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05-24-2007, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by dynamik
oh, haha....damn. i was hoping it was for the fart lie-age
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It was me and three other guys who worked in a office staff of 33 people. You could imagine all the gossip that went there. After he got fired every one was remembering him. They brought up the fart and then they asked me if it was really me. I was like all shock when I heard that.
The guy was such a tool. A customer called in telling him that she lost her purse. So she wanted us to freeze her bank account. The dude totally laughed out loud at her. He told her that it was funny.
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05-24-2007, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by IdEatTehCornFro
hahahahaha. Some young intern just ripped one on accident next to my cubicle. She dropped a paper on the floor and ripped one on the way down, and couldn't play it off any worse. It was painfully obvious she ripped one, so naturally my coworker/friend says:
"DId you just fart? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW(yes 10 year old)"
"ugghhhh, shut up" is all she could muster, while smiling all embarassed. We were rolling. To make matters worse, we didn't know her or anything like that, so she has to be just dying inside right now.
That is all. Maybe you had to be there, but it was the gem of my day so far!
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Dude....you ain't getting no blowjob from her.
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05-24-2007, 01:55 AM
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hot chicks don't fart/pooh/pee (yes perv) (yes 15)
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05-24-2007, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by IdEatTehCornFro
hahahahaha. Some young intern just ripped one on accident next to my cubicle.
To make matters worse, we didn't know her or anything like that, so she has to be just dying inside right now.
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I take it she is hot if u say she is 6.5/7. LOL, poor girl, at least she is cute, she has that working for her. I bet people there will now have more confidence talking to her. Give us an update on this. Did people in the office open up to her, did she quit?
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05-24-2007, 02:00 AM
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hot chicks don't fart/pooh/pee (yes perv) (yes 15)
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Some of the worst smelling ****s i have smelt came from the assess of women the smell was deadly.
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05-24-2007, 02:13 AM
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Some of the worst smelling ****s i have smelt came from the assess of women the smell was deadly.
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but were they hot?
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05-24-2007, 02:31 AM
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but were they hot?
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Well before i smelt their **** i would most certainly have ****ed them black and blue.
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05-24-2007, 02:45 AM
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i would piitb
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05-24-2007, 02:54 AM
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plug the pooper
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