How do I go about getting revenge....(serious, cliffs)

[TheBourne]

So last night my room mate was being a dick...I told him earlier that I'd help him clean but decided I wanted to go to bed instead cause it was a long ass ****ty day at work and we could clean the next night (place isn't even dirty, just kinda messy). So it pretty much goes as

"dude we were supposed to clean tonight"

"yeha the place isn't even that bad let's do it tomorrow night I'm too tired and I got work in 6 hours"

"we had an agreement you shouldn't break agreements"

"I'm oging to bed man clean the kitchen if you want i'll do the rest otmorrow morning before work"

"yeah but what's with the attitude?"

"I'm tired and pissed off, oging to bed, night..."

"yeah but what's with the attitude..."

"I'm going to bed"

"tell me what's with the attitude"

"STFU I wanna go to bed I'm tired, the place isn't even that bad"

This is where I close the door, and being the douche he is he just HAS to barge back in with that stupid look on his face like he's not gonna let this go until I man down.

"get out of my room, I'm going to bed"

"yeah but what's with the attitude"

"I already ****ing told you like 5 times, I'm pissed off, tired, and gotta go to work and I want to sleep"

So after what seems like minutes of him just purposely asking questions to piss me off even more I get in his face...

"oh what the **** are YOU gonna do?" (I'm a passive guy, but this is the most mad I've ever been to another person I think)

This is when I yell as loud as I can (11pm mind you) "GET THE **** OUT" and push him, not even as hard as I could and he slams into the back wall...

He gets back into my face as i stand at the doorway and says "you do that again I'm kicking your ass"

"Yeah you just keep telling youself that chief"

About 5 minutes later as I'm laying in bed his gay aretha franklin/mariah carey diva **** music comes blasting on...I think okay, i'll give this about 5 minutes and of course I couldn't fall asleep so I go tell him:

"turn your fcukin music down, not only am I trying to sleep but the rest of the building probably is too, it's monday night..."

and after about 10 minutes of trying to convince him he still wouldn't...I ended up falling asleep about an hour later with the help of earplugs, but I feel like I gotta get him back for this ****. I've got a couple ideas including getting him kicked out of the building somehow since neither of us are living here legally (renting off friends, I don't have my name signed on any contracts so it could work for me or against me in that respect), I'm also thinking of rigging something up with the fuse box so I can just turn the power on and off whenever he does this type of **** again (and he will). Anyway, I want this ******* to get what's coming to him, he's always acting like he's the big man, knows martial arts and could outlift ronnie coleman with his 200 pound bench (he has 10 inch calves to give you an idea of how strong he really is though). I don't want to kick his ass even though I probably could, I just don't want to resort to that.

Anyway if you've made it this far how do I go about getting back at this bastard....mental trauma is prefered.


CLIFFS:

- Wanted to go to bed after work (to get 6 more hours sleep before working again)
- Room mate wanted to clean apartment even though it's fine
- Wouldn't stop hounding me and asking loaded questions
- I push him into the wall and came close to killing him with my bare hands in my PJs after that
- He does nothing but threatend to kick my ass (pffft)
- Turns gay girly music up as loud as possible and refuses to turn it down
- I eventually fall asleep but miserably and with thoughts of murder in my head.
- How do I get back at him and show him who the man of this house truly is?

[TheBourne]

and it's probably worth mentioning he's a headcase who has actually said he would shoot up our university if he had a gun, and talks about suicide and **** (damnit if only he had the balls to do it...) Maybe I could make something out of that?

[superduck]

drop this bombshell on him

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2747231

[Absane]

Cliffs for the cliffs?

[DaCougarMech]

sound like you were kinda a dick
it's all right to put it off but you should have come to that agreement with him instead of just blowing him off for the night

[Snafu]

From what you've described this behavior seems pretty uncharacteristic of him. Given that, it also sounds like you both were in ****ty moods and that's why things escalated.

He probably expects you to be mad at him and to be a complete douche to him. I would suggest though that you sit him down and say something to the effect of:

"Look man, I wanted to talk to you because I felt really bad about what happened last night. I think we were both in a bad mood and that's why things got ugly. I shouldn't have put my hands on you and I know we had agreed to clean the apartment but I was just so damn tired. I want to apologize for the way I acted and I'm hoping we can get past this and be better friends for it."

At this point he will more than likely be thrown off guard, realize that it's ridiculous for you two to be angry at each other and hopefully offer up his own apology. If he acts irrational or like a complete douche then I would predict that things will get worse in the future and look for another place to stay.

Seriously though, in this situation you truly have to "man up" and do the right thing. Doing the right thing does not involve getting revenge on the person you are living with just because of a silly argument/pseudo-scuffle the night before.

[Hella Toof]

Invite his sister to visit him. get her drunk, you get the picture

[ispy]

yeah but what's with the attitude?

just clean the place. is it really that hard to spend half hour or so doing it?

[TheDiplomats]

Originally Posted by Snafu

From what you've described this behavior seems pretty uncharacteristic of him. Given that, it also sounds like you both were in ****ty moods and that's why things escalated.

He probably expects you to be mad at him and to be a complete douche to him. I would suggest though that you sit him down and say something to the effect of:

"Look man, I wanted to talk to you because I felt really bad about what happened last night. I think we were both in a bad mood and that's why things got ugly. I shouldn't have put my hands on you and I know we had agreed to clean the apartment but I was just so damn tired. I want to apologize for the way I acted and I'm hoping we can get past this and be better friends for it."

At this point he will more than likely be thrown off guard, realize that it's ridiculous for you two to be angry at each other and hopefully offer up his own apology. If he acts irrational or like a complete douche then I would predict that things will get worse in the future and look for another place to stay.

Seriously though, in this situation you truly have to "man up" and do the right thing. Doing the right thing does not involve getting revenge on the person you are living with just because of a silly argument/pseudo-scuffle the night before.

Thats way to logical.

You should just hire a couple of thugs on the street to jump his ass and steal his money.

[TheBourne]

Originally Posted by ispy

yeah but what's with the attitude?

just clean the place. is it really that hard to spend half hour or so doing it?

actually it would've been easier jsut to clean the place...but at the time I was on the verge of passing out and just really wanted to sleep...then he has to start asking the same question over and over, just disregarding what I had to say. I dion't like having to repeat myself, and when someone is bugging me when I'm trying to go to bed that was strike number 2. Strike 3 is when he pokes his ****ing head through the door and then wouldn't leave even after i asked him and explained myself adequately

[baseballplayher]

Originally Posted by TheBourne

So last night my room mate was being a dick...I told him earlier that I'd help him clean but decided I wanted to go to bed instead cause it was a long ass ****ty day at work and we could clean the next night (place isn't even dirty, just kinda messy). So it pretty much goes as

"dude we were supposed to clean tonight"

"yeha the place isn't even that bad let's do it tomorrow night I'm too tired and I got work in 6 hours"

"we had an agreement you shouldn't break agreements"

"I'm oging to bed man clean the kitchen if you want i'll do the rest otmorrow morning before work"

"yeah but what's with the attitude?"

"I'm tired and pissed off, oging to bed, night..."

"yeah but what's with the attitude..."

"I'm going to bed"

"tell me what's with the attitude"

"STFU I wanna go to bed I'm tired, the place isn't even that bad"

This is where I close the door, and being the douche he is he just HAS to barge back in with that stupid look on his face like he's not gonna let this go until I man down.

"get out of my room, I'm going to bed"

"yeah but what's with the attitude"

"I already ****ing told you like 5 times, I'm pissed off, tired, and gotta go to work and I want to sleep"

So after what seems like minutes of him just purposely asking questions to piss me off even more I get in his face...

"oh what the **** are YOU gonna do?" (I'm a passive guy, but this is the most mad I've ever been to another person I think)

This is when I yell as loud as I can (11pm mind you) "GET THE **** OUT" and push him, not even as hard as I could and he slams into the back wall...

He gets back into my face as i stand at the doorway and says "you do that again I'm kicking your ass"

"Yeah you just keep telling youself that chief"

About 5 minutes later as I'm laying in bed his gay aretha franklin/mariah carey diva **** music comes blasting on...I think okay, i'll give this about 5 minutes and of course I couldn't fall asleep so I go tell him:

"turn your fcukin music down, not only am I trying to sleep but the rest of the building probably is too, it's monday night..."

and after about 10 minutes of trying to convince him he still wouldn't...I ended up falling asleep about an hour later with the help of earplugs, but I feel like I gotta get him back for this ****. I've got a couple ideas including getting him kicked out of the building somehow since neither of us are living here legally (renting off friends, I don't have my name signed on any contracts so it could work for me or against me in that respect), I'm also thinking of rigging something up with the fuse box so I can just turn the power on and off whenever he does this type of **** again (and he will). Anyway, I want this ******* to get what's coming to him, he's always acting like he's the big man, knows martial arts and could outlift ronnie coleman with his 200 pound bench (he has 10 inch calves to give you an idea of how strong he really is though). I don't want to kick his ass even though I probably could, I just don't want to resort to that.

Anyway if you've made it this far how do I go about getting back at this bastard....mental trauma is prefered.


CLIFFS:

- Wanted to go to bed after work (to get 6 more hours sleep before working again)
- Room mate wanted to clean apartment even though it's fine
- Wouldn't stop hounding me and asking loaded questions
- I push him into the wall and came close to killing him with my bare hands in my PJs after that
- He does nothing but threatend to kick my ass (pffft)
- Turns gay girly music up as loud as possible and refuses to turn it down
- I eventually fall asleep but miserably and with thoughts of murder in my head.
- How do I get back at him and show him who the man of this house truly is?

Paint his nails while he sleeps, try the "hitler" (stick his hand up his ass), dip his hand in warm water....lets see, you could pull a jackass stunt to wake him up (electric guitar wake up, anything loud), try some of those as a start

[Death From Above]

buy a gun, louisville slugger also works miracles.

[TheBourne]

Originally Posted by baseballplayher

Paint his nails while he sleeps, try the "hitler" (stick his hand up his ass), dip his hand in warm water....lets see, you could pull a jackass stunt to wake him up (electric guitar wake up, anything loud), try some of those as a start

Originally Posted by Zach53

buy a gun, louisville slugger also works miracles.

thanks finally some answers, I need creativity and that lasting effect though. I was thinking of buying/borrowing some really good speakers and just blowing him out of the water one night before he has to work and I don't with some crazy slayer/death metal that will make him cry and have nightmares for eternity.

[Wendel_Clark_17]

I'd like to dedicate this post to your mother. F#ck her.

[johnny87]

Originally Posted by superduck

drop this bombshell on him

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2747231

That is what i was going to say LOL.

but ehh, you got physical. kind of deserved the music even though the "whats with the attitude question" was even pissing me off.

[JACKIECHANFAN]

Your friend can't turn the music up if he's dead...







Just sayin'.

[baseballplayher]

Originally Posted by TheBourne

thanks finally some answers, I need creativity and that lasting effect though. I was thinking of buying/borrowing some really good speakers and just blowing him out of the water one night before he has to work and I don't with some crazy slayer/death metal that will make him cry and have nightmares for eternity.

or just get some air horns and set them off every hour

[Delgadido]

Originally Posted by baseballplayher

or just get some air horns and set them off every hour

he should clean the kitchen and do a great job. but when he does be sure to use his roomate's tooth brush to get the **** under the refridgerator