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05-18-2004, 10:01 PM
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wtf... how to be a perfect bf... sent to me thru email. Lol.
A Gentleman and a Perfect BF !
Guys should always be CLEAN.. Girls hate guys
who r dirty..
Guys should ALWAYS look Presentable and Neat..
Guys should NEVER wear Slippers.. when out wif a
girl..
Guys should ALWAYS sent the girl home.. Most of
all GF..
Guys should NEVER make a Girl WAIT...
Guys should NEVER make empty promises.. The girl
will NEVER forget that u NEVER keep ur
promise....
Guys should Learn to wear Jeans.. Its more
presentable.. Dun go around town
wearing "Bermudas".. Or watever u call it manz..
Guys should ALWAYS pay for the girl when out on
a date.. EVEN when ya not the girl's BF.. Its
onli the basic..
Guys should be MORE sensitive to a girl's
feelings..
Guys should NEVER neglect their GF just becoz of
their buddies..
Guys should ALWAYS BE THERE for their GF..
Guys should NEVER LIE.. coz the Girls r SMART
these days..
Guys should ALWAYS be the BEST in everything..
So that the Girl can learn from u.. Yet DUn be
TOoo Arrogant...
Guys should be MORE Patient and Understanding
when its the "time of the MOnth" for the Girls..
They tend to haf MOOD SwIngs...
Guys should Never always think about Sex..
Guys should learn how to SHOW more AFFECTION to
their Love ones..
Guys should ALWAYS take the FIRST STep..
Guys should MAKE DECISIONS... Not say " dunno
lar.. or anithing larz.." Girls like guys who
can make decisions.. whether is where to eat or
go or do.. Bleahz~~
Guys should Try to send their GF home from sch
or work if they haf the time despite the
distance.. Besides SG isn't very big..
Guys should learn NOT to be toooo Messy... in
the things they do..
Guys should learn to call and sms their GF ani
time of the day/nite.. Basically give their GF
the sense of SECURITY.. tts wat girls want most
from their BF..
Guys should try to let their GF know where and
wat their doing all the time.. SO should their
Girl..
Guys should NEVER Flirt around too Much.. SG is
too small.. Everyone would know that ya a JErk..
Girls can gossip quite alot..
Guys should learn to be more Passionate..
Guys should be SMART, Quickwilled and
STRONGWILLED..
Real Guys DO CRY.. they haf feelings too.. But
dun CRY to Often.. Coz its NOT very manly..
Besides ya be known as a WIMP..
Guys should KNOW their GF likes and dislikes..
Guys should know their GF contact NumberSSsss by
Heart...
Guys should never give excuses like
- SOrry I fell asleep..
- Sorry I was caught in a jam..
- Sorry my hp went Low..
- Opps.. I didn't know that..
- Oh i forgot...
Guys should Never use phrases like
- ya not angry r u? (when its OBVIOUSLY she is..)
- I dun like it.. ( when u haven't even try )
- I dun like them ( when u haven't even met
them )
Guys should always TRY new things and learn to
adapt..
Guys should ALWAYS make a good impression on the
Girl's Parents..
Guys should know how to make their GF happy..
Guys should NEVER be GAYS...
Guys should be DARING to meet ani of their GF's
friends, relatives.. blah blah...
Guys should never make their GF to beg for them
to do this or that..
Guy should Learn to behave themselves at times..
Guys should be Fun, Talkative, Outgoing.. etc..
Guys should Never force their GF to do anithing
they dun want..
Guys should always FEEL like a girl when guys r
wif their GF.. Girls like guys who can be their
bestfriend too.. Understanding.. etc..
Guys should always talk to their GF about their
made-decisions.. and ask how to feel about it..
Guys should NEVER always expect a GIRL to tell
them WAT THEY DID WRONG.. when EVERYTHING was
WRONG...
Guys should NEVER be Ignorant!
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05-18-2004, 10:08 PM
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Was the author of that 'article' an unloved, fat, hairy chick by any chance...
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05-18-2004, 10:08 PM
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MY god my head hurts after the first 10. Was this written by a hyper active 7 year old with no grasp of the English language?
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05-18-2004, 10:10 PM
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lil' buff dude
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lol
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05-18-2004, 11:07 PM
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Hey kodiac I think the author was an unloved, fat, hairy chick. Only a bitter emotionally damaged woman could be so demanding and complain so much!
UUhhh... braindmg no disrespect, but alot of people flame you cause your insecure and have no self confidence. Your always posting up threads with you asking for advice about women. Quit trying so hard to impress women, just be yourself and stop begging. Women find desperate guys annoying.
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05-18-2004, 11:36 PM
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what the hells a "bermuda"? is she talking about shorts or something?
personally i hope whoever wrote this lives a lonely life.
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05-18-2004, 11:48 PM
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Re: wtf... how to be a perfect bf... sent to me thru email. Lol.
Quote:
Originally posted by braindmg
Guys should ALWAYS pay for the girl when out on
a date.. EVEN when ya not the girl's BF.. Its
onli the basic..
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God, seriously, that **** is ****in selfish. I'm not necessarily disagreeing with it, it's just sounds so ****in selfish!
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05-18-2004, 11:52 PM
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Re: Re: wtf... how to be a perfect bf... sent to me thru email. Lol.
Quote:
Originally posted by jino
God, seriously, that **** is ****in selfish. I'm not necessarily disagreeing with it, it's just sounds so ****in selfish!
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shes just a whore who wants a free lunch. this stuff actually pisses me off. i hate how they pick and choose how they want to be treated, half the time like an independent woman, the other half like a child.
and most of them make as much money as us.
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05-18-2004, 11:55 PM
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Here's another rule, girls like this should shut the hell up and stop complaining!
As well as sit through at least one english class to know that never and always cannot go side by side 
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05-19-2004, 12:21 AM
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Back to the basics
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I think if this girl and anyone else who thinks even remotly like her is killed, we'd be flying.
She can't even ****ing speak english.
Guys should never be gay? That's not a very nice statement. I'm not gay but i find that offensive.
Email her back and give her a link to this thread. Hopefully she gets crushed and kills herself.
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05-19-2004, 02:39 AM
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Blowin in da taint
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...god i hate that person now...
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05-19-2004, 02:52 AM
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Girls should always learn to spell before writing crap like that
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05-19-2004, 04:10 AM
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Awww, a little 6th grade girl wishing upon a star...
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05-19-2004, 04:54 AM
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I am TEH sex!!!
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hey ******* now braindmg is gonna follow that advice and his imaginary girlfriend is gonne dump him
EDIT: BOYFRIEND
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05-19-2004, 05:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SpiRit
hey ******* now braindmg is gonna follow that advice and his imaginary girlfriend is gonne dump him
EDIT: BOYFRIEND
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What advice? And she's not imaginary.  
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05-19-2004, 05:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by braindmg
What advice? And she's not imaginary.
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what about a no bullsh*t day , braindmg ????
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05-19-2004, 05:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by exhortae
what about a no bullsh*t day , braindmg ????
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I've never been so insulted in my entire life!
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05-19-2004, 05:53 AM
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05-19-2004, 05:58 AM
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I am TEH sex!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by exhortae
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damn lucky bastard
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05-19-2004, 05:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by exhortae
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And you're to blame!!!
*Kicks exhortae in the shin*
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05-19-2004, 06:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SpiRit
damn lucky bastard
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*slaps the grin out of SpiRit's lips*
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05-19-2004, 06:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by braindmg
And you're to blame!!!
*Kicks exhortae in the shin*
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*kicks braindmg in the balls"
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05-19-2004, 06:07 AM
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I am TEH sex!!!
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he's starting to fight back
You still ain't got **** on us boy
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05-19-2004, 06:23 AM
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*gets double teamed and falls to the floor*
*sobs* -.-;;
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05-19-2004, 06:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by braindmg
*gets double teamed and falls to the floor*
*sobs* -.-;;
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They seem to have turned their backs...
*gets up and kicks both of them in the ass*
*laughs*
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05-19-2004, 07:32 AM
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Re: wtf... how to be a perfect bf... sent to me thru email. Lol.
Quote:
Originally posted by braindmg
A Gentleman and a Perfect BF !
Guys should always be CLEAN.. Girls hate guys
who r dirty..
Guys should ALWAYS look Presentable and Neat..
Guys should NEVER wear Slippers.. when out wif a
girl..
Guys should ALWAYS sent the girl home.. Most of
all GF..
Guys should NEVER make a Girl WAIT...
Guys should NEVER make empty promises.. The girl
will NEVER forget that u NEVER keep ur
promise....
Guys should Learn to wear Jeans.. Its more
presentable.. Dun go around town
wearing "Bermudas".. Or watever u call it manz..
Guys should ALWAYS pay for the girl when out on
a date.. EVEN when ya not the girl's BF.. Its
onli the basic..
Guys should be MORE sensitive to a girl's
feelings..
Guys should NEVER neglect their GF just becoz of
their buddies..
Guys should ALWAYS BE THERE for their GF..
Guys should NEVER LIE.. coz the Girls r SMART
these days..
Guys should ALWAYS be the BEST in everything..
So that the Girl can learn from u.. Yet DUn be
TOoo Arrogant...
Guys should be MORE Patient and Understanding
when its the "time of the MOnth" for the Girls..
They tend to haf MOOD SwIngs...
Guys should Never always think about Sex..
Guys should learn how to SHOW more AFFECTION to
their Love ones..
Guys should ALWAYS take the FIRST STep..
Guys should MAKE DECISIONS... Not say " dunno
lar.. or anithing larz.." Girls like guys who
can make decisions.. whether is where to eat or
go or do.. Bleahz~~
Guys should Try to send their GF home from sch
or work if they haf the time despite the
distance.. Besides SG isn't very big..
Guys should learn NOT to be toooo Messy... in
the things they do..
Guys should learn to call and sms their GF ani
time of the day/nite.. Basically give their GF
the sense of SECURITY.. tts wat girls want most
from their BF..
Guys should try to let their GF know where and
wat their doing all the time.. SO should their
Girl..
Guys should NEVER Flirt around too Much.. SG is
too small.. Everyone would know that ya a JErk..
Girls can gossip quite alot..
Guys should learn to be more Passionate..
Guys should be SMART, Quickwilled and
STRONGWILLED..
Real Guys DO CRY.. they haf feelings too.. But
dun CRY to Often.. Coz its NOT very manly..
Besides ya be known as a WIMP..
Guys should KNOW their GF likes and dislikes..
Guys should know their GF contact NumberSSsss by
Heart...
Guys should never give excuses like
- SOrry I fell asleep..
- Sorry I was caught in a jam..
- Sorry my hp went Low..
- Opps.. I didn't know that..
- Oh i forgot...
Guys should Never use phrases like
- ya not angry r u? (when its OBVIOUSLY she is..)
- I dun like it.. ( when u haven't even try )
- I dun like them ( when u haven't even met
them )
Guys should always TRY new things and learn to
adapt..
Guys should ALWAYS make a good impression on the
Girl's Parents..
Guys should know how to make their GF happy..
Guys should NEVER be GAYS...
Guys should be DARING to meet ani of their GF's
friends, relatives.. blah blah...
Guys should never make their GF to beg for them
to do this or that..
Guy should Learn to behave themselves at times..
Guys should be Fun, Talkative, Outgoing.. etc..
Guys should Never force their GF to do anithing
they dun want..
Guys should always FEEL like a girl when guys r
wif their GF.. Girls like guys who can be their
bestfriend too.. Understanding.. etc..
Guys should always talk to their GF about their
made-decisions.. and ask how to feel about it..
Guys should NEVER always expect a GIRL to tell
them WAT THEY DID WRONG.. when EVERYTHING was
WRONG...
Guys should NEVER be Ignorant!
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Geez, with gals like that around, do some of you guys still want to be straight? LOL
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4. This mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
5. I'd like to check you for ticks.
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05-19-2004, 07:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by quodnomen
Was this written by a hyper active 7 year old with no grasp of the English language?
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Do you see who the original poster is? 
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"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
"I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
-Mike Tyson
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05-19-2004, 08:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by fauche65
Do you see who the original poster is?
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Who?
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05-19-2004, 08:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by braindmg
Who?
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LMAO
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"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
"I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
-Mike Tyson
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05-19-2004, 08:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by fauche65
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Ok. Lol. Sorry about last night man. Bad day. I did'nt mean what i said about your wife.
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