I guess my leg workouts payed off today...

bigshayet · 05-12-2007, 08:01 PM

*For those of you lazy asses who don't like reading, cliff notes will be on the bottom*

Well, I recently finished my high school career a few days back....WOOHOO. Anyway, we had a party today at one of my friend's house. Yes, major party. Beer, Boobies, and Balls (football lol). Well we started out just having a regular, chilling out talking type of social gathering. No one was really drinking at this point, but were making moves for the ice chest, and since it was hot as hell outside, we started cracking some open soon after.

After a few, we were a bit loosened up decided to have some fun. My buddy has a pool, and since it was hot, we all just dove in, clothes on and everything, didn't care. We threw water everywhere and the clothing articles that were taken off ended up getting soaked anyway. Had a blast and were still drinking all through this.

When we got tired of swimming, my friend James (Jimbo) suggested some football. Now take into consideration that most of us averaged about 6-8 beers up until this point, so we were a bit "out of it" So we formed up a huge team, 11 on 11 football. No pads, full contact, rugby style sh!t (we got the girls to bring us water and do drunken cheers lol). Well, about an hour into the game, my team is stomping the dog crap out of the others like 80-24. Yeah, we had rigged teams, so what.

Now this is where the topic comes into place. Everyone had parked their vehicles in the front yard where we were playing. Over 30 vehicles on one side, and maybe 20 on the other, which served as the boundary lines. Final play of the game comes unexpectedly from me. Out team is on defense playing man coverage and everyone is watching the quarterback. We all take off running downfield and not watching our surroundings. All of a sudden, *WHAM*, I stick the sh!t out of one of my friend's cars. I flip over the hood and onto the ground, everyone is cracking up laughing.

I get up and the owner of the car goes around the side and says "HOLY ****, THERE'S A HUGE ****** DENT!" I didn't even feel it, must have been the booze, but sure enough, there was a huge dent. I don't have a photo, but this is EXACTLY what it looked like (take the dent and place it over the left front tire, the side fender). He was pretty pissed off about it, but legally I am not responsible. Sh!t happens lol. Just thought I'd share.

CLIFF NOTES:

Senior party
People have fun
Guys started drinking
Guys play football
I nail car and leave dent
Everyone laughs except for the owner.

rogan181 · 05-12-2007, 08:07 PM

what madee the dent? if you flipped over the hood sounds liek you must have kicked it...when i first just looked at the pic i thought you tackled someone into it..that wouldve been badass

but still cool i guess

newbbuffguy · 05-12-2007, 08:12 PM

How are u legally not responsible??

H1Tm4n · 05-12-2007, 08:16 PM

your legally responcible for the damage you cause, hell someone falling on your snowed in sidewalk and your still legally reposncible

user179144 · 05-12-2007, 08:16 PM

Is taht car a honda?

user179144 · 05-12-2007, 08:17 PM

btw nice dent, thats a good couple hundred dollars worth of repair

DaTruth1 · 05-12-2007, 08:21 PM

You're done school already?! I have 1 more month...

mattyoc3 · 05-12-2007, 08:22 PM

how does ur leg workout have anything do do with u denting ur friends car. and if ur friends with him a friend would help him out with the $$$.

just saying.

user179144 · 05-12-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mattyoc3

how does ur leg workout have anything do do with u denting ur friends car. and if ur friends with him a friend would help him out with the $$$.

just saying.

Word.

tallie94 · 05-12-2007, 08:24 PM

I liked it better when it was called the movie "invincible"

Xeon2k · 05-12-2007, 08:30 PM

You should be fully responsible for the damage done to the car.

bigshayet · 05-13-2007, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by newbbuffguy

How are u legally not responsible??

It's his car, and he decided that he was going to park it in the yard where we were playing. Everyone's car/truck was game for denting, and the owners were responisible.

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Originally Posted by mattyoc3

how does ur leg workout have anything do do with u denting ur friends car. and if ur friends with him a friend would help him out with the $$$.

just saying.

I hit it with my Thigh (hamstring) and that is what caused the dent. No bruise or anything. And I never said I wasn't gona pay for it. I already talked to him about it and if it comes down to it, I would help pay for half. But the dent is repairable, so no changing of panels is necessary.

BulkingBrit · 05-13-2007, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by bigshayet

I hit it with my Thigh (hamstring) and that is what caused the dent. No bruise or anything

sorry, but unless your the hulk...i call bullsh!t

bigshayet · 05-13-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BulkingBrit

sorry, but unless your the hulk...i call bullsh!t

Then why the hell would i take the time to type up this long story of bullsh!t? I ran FULL SPEED into a PARKED CAR, Something had to give.

BulkingBrit · 05-13-2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bigshayet

Then why the hell would i take the time to type up this long story of bullsh!t? I ran FULL SPEED into a PARKED CAR, Something had to give.

im not denying that, but no bruise/mark/limp?

you'd have to hit it pretty hard to leave a dent like that.

...just sayin'

bigshayet · 05-13-2007, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BulkingBrit

im not denying that, but no bruise/mark/limp?

you'd have to hit it pretty hard to leave a dent like that.

...just sayin'

Nah man, i'm being serious, my leg is completely fine. No bruise or anything. Not walking with a limp. I guess me flipping over the hood helped a bit. There is another party today also around 3:00 central time, and another game of football will be in action. They were all joking about it saying "park your vehicles away from shaye!"

trojannation · 05-13-2007, 09:55 AM

It's because you are so big

K.Sports · 05-13-2007, 10:12 AM

i dont understand how you could create that huge of a dent but still be able to flip over the hood. It also looks really low on the car..

bigshayet · 05-13-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by trojannation

It's because you are so big

For my height and age, a bit.

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Originally Posted by K.Sports

i dont understand how you could create that huge of a dent but still be able to flip over the hood. It also looks really low on the car..

That is not the actual picture. If you would have read the story, you would know that this is just an example of what the dent looked like. I hit above the left front tire, and the dent in that pic is EXACTLY what it looked like, explaining how I could flip over the hood.

K.Sports · 05-13-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bigshayet

For my height and age, a bit.

That is not the actual picture. If you would have read the story, you would know that this is just an example of what the dent looked like. I hit above the left front tire, and the dent in that pic is EXACTLY what it looked like, explaining how I could flip over the hood.

I did the read the story, guess i didn't catch that part, my bad

Brother_In_Iron · 05-13-2007, 02:21 PM

Nice job. That's pretty impressive that you just got up walked away from that no problem. Next time tho, try to watch out I'd say.