Got into a little scuffle at an intersection *cliffs included*

[MarcTonk]

Sorry this is so long, could be a good read. Cliffs are at the bottom.

I am driving to school moving through lanes trying to get through traffic. Im not riding up anyone?s ass yet... This is a two lane road by the way. I am cruising up to two trucks in both the lanes. The one on the left is slowly moving foward faster than the one on the right. So I jump over in the lane. I give the guy about 20-25 feet. This is in a 45 mph zone. He proceeds to give me almost enough room to get by and hits the brakes. The first two times he did this I did not care. The third time he does it he waves his hand at me. So here I am in a situation.

I ride up on his ass, to let him now I am in a hurry. This ass hole throws a water bottle out the window at my car than flips me off. Now I am somewhat pissed off. All he had to do was slow down or speed up and get of my way, but no, he has to be a dick. Im still riding his ass and he brake checks me twice but does not brake enough to give me a opening to pass this mother ****er. I pull into the intersection to turn left the same time he does. He jumps out of his car and runs up to mine. I notice he looks about 40-45 by the way. I roll my window down this guy is just screaming **** I cant understand. So i say "all you got to do is get out of someones way that is going faster than you, common sence you idiot". He then slaps me with the weakest slap ever but still knocks my shades of my face. I cant beleive I let that slide, I actually feel poud for myself that i controlled myself.

We exchange some words and this man than spits in my face. In my mind im thinking "no way this mother ****er just did that, im going to kill him". So I kick my door open on him so he gets pushed back. I hope out of my car he swings and misses by id say about 4-6 miles, seriously I have no idea what he was swinging at. So I hook this guy right in the side of his jaw. He crumpled up and hit the ground like a bitch. Keep in mind I hit him once, when he has done multiple things to provoce me. I let him crawl back to his car and he grabs a stick from the bed of his car,points it at me, than runs to his truck.

So he waves me on again, so of course I will listen to his order. Now we are on a one lane road with neighborhoods. After following(lots of space bettween us) him for a minute he jumps to the right in a turn lane to get in a neighborhood. Then he jumps back out behind me and rides my ass, so now I am laughing my ass off at how imature a 40ish yeah old man is. I am watching him in my rear view mirror on the phone with a friend. I notice the man jumps into a neighborhood. My buddy says do a U-turn and see which house is his. So I did and went into the neighborhood.

As im looking up and down the streets I was about to give up, its been like 5 minutes. I see his truck stop and write the address down and his liscence plate number. This guy pokes his head out his front door and is yelling at me. Spitting out crap saying flipping him off was a federal offense and some other crap. I started laughing( I used to major in law inforcement) because I knew that he knew nothing he was talking about. He was just scared. He than proceed's to tell me hes going to kill me as he gets closer. I noticed his face was arleady looking ****ed up so I couldnt stop laughing. Nothing happened than so i drove off after he said a few more words and made him self look even more stupid to his neighbors that are not white trash like he obviously was.

Now my question to you all is should I go back and do something to his house, truck, or him? My friends have been bored lately and want me to give them the address so they can **** with his property. I dont really care to take this any further, i proved my point to him by making him hit the pavement. But should I let my friends do what they want to his place?

*cliffs*
- Going in and out of traffic guy blocks me in
- He keeps speeding up and slowing down so i cant get by
- He break checks me multiple times and throws a bottle at my car
- He gets out of car at intersection slaps me than spits on me
- I hit him once and hes on the ground like a rock
- He gets in his truck after some bull ****and waves for me to follow
- He trys to lose me which he does not. I find his house.
- I left it at that after another confrontation.
- Friends want his address from me to mess with his house, property and him.

[brown_builder]

[Agent Lazy 78]

wow...long read.



Yeah....I say f*ck up his house. Try putting vasoline on his car's windshield, it's impossible to get off without using a razor blade. Even washing won't do it.

[MarcTonk]

I made cliffs hoping nobody would start the Colin pictures. Haha oh well, no biggie.

[stracin]

don't **** with people's stuff that's just cowardly.....wait, you said he threw a bottle at your car right? Screw it.

[Procta]

I think a minor payback is due, nothing too over the top or illegal.

[DieselForce]

Originally Posted by MarcTonk

- Friends want his address from me to mess with his house, property and him.

Pics or negs!

[Jon0415]

Originally Posted by GRYDE001

Try putting vasoline on his car's windshield, it's impossible to get off without using a razor blade. Even washing won't do it.

ok now take that a step further and plastic wrap the car with vasoline on the winshield and piss in his gas tank! that'll learn him :P

[stracin]

x2 on the vasoline idea. It's not damaging but a real pain in the arse.

[Snafu]

Wow.

Spitting on someone is very harsh and he's lucky you didn't stomp his ass after you knocked him to the ground.

I would definitely let your friends have his address. Some people have to learn the hard way. Maybe next time he won't be such a douche on the road and learn to keep his mouth shut.

[iLUVmySH]

in for updates

[MarcTonk]

Haha I knew you guys would have some funny ****, I most look like a idiot laughing at my computer in class. I feel like I did enough justice for myself by knocking him on his ass at an intersection. But my friends are really wanted to go out this weekend reek havoc on this guy, house, truck. Do all of you think there still needs to be more justified? If so just keep the ideas coming. I got to take my test now ill be back on in a few hours.

[MarcTonk]

Originally Posted by Snafu

Wow.

Spitting on someone is very harsh and he's lucky you didn't stomp his ass after you knocked him to the ground.

I would definitely let your friends have his address. Some people have to learn the hard way. Maybe next time he won't be such a douche on the road and learn to keep his mouth shut.

I am kind of proud of myself I did not stomp him, who knows what would have happened to me if I kept hitting him if all it took was one hit to somewhat difuse the situation.

[King Makaveli]

Oh hell no he didn't spit on you. **** that, egg his house or something.

[ewitte]

Possitive its house? I'd feel bad if it really belonged to some crippled 80 year old woman.

[Stigmatas]

a lady almost got two years prison time for throwing a mcdonalds cup at another car.
just saying.
http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007...-years-in.html

[-Aaron-]

Originally Posted by DieselForce

Pics or negs!

The rep Gods say, you don't have enough influence yet.

[DieselForce]

Originally Posted by -Aaron-

The rep Gods say, you don't have enough influence yet.

Then give it your blessing, brotha!

Wait a minute. I've been on this board longer than most. Where's the respect for elders?

[Captain Harris]

Just go light a bag of sh!t on his doorstep and be done with it.

[SecondsOut]

Originally Posted by MarcTonk

I ride up on his ass, to let him now I am in a hurry.

that's where all your problems began. unless, of course, you were looking for a fight. then you've succeeded.

[ewitte]

Originally Posted by DieselForce

Wait a minute. I've been on this board longer than most. Where's the respect for elders?

You must hang out in the MISC too much.

[Flcnfan]

I think he probably already feels pretty stupid after getting one punched by someone that he picked a fight with. The vaseline on the windshield sounds pretty funny but I would tell them to wait a little while bc he might be expecting something this week.

[DieselForce]

Originally Posted by ewitte

You must hang out in the MISC too much.

Lately.........yea, you're probably correct. But then again, looking at my post count, I'm probably not even close to the majority, but definitely guilty.

[Procta]

I wanted to do a reverse thread on this so bad

[PickItUp]

What a freaking idiot. Who drives home while being followed?

[Procta]

Originally Posted by pickitup

What a freaking idiot. Who drives home while being followed?

someone with a house full of guns ?

[jsheppard1]

About once a week or so, draw little doodles of you punching him in the face, and go put them in his mailbox. It will eat him alive. Tell him you are 17.

[YUL]

strong roid rage man.

[PickItUp]

Originally Posted by Procta

someone with a house full of guns ?

Nah, that is still stupid.

When you are not home, your guns will not help much to prevent damage to your property.

[MarcTonk]

Originally Posted by pickitup

What a freaking idiot. Who drives home while being followed?

He turned into a turn lane to get into a neighborhood then jumped back out to ride up my ass, I saw that he turned really hard into a neighborhood. So I did a fast U-Turn and went into the neighborhood. I knew it was his house cause I saw the ****er standing in his door way.

My friends got all excited and want to Toilet Paper his house like everyone did back when they were 15. Also mess with his truck up. They want to pour bleech into the gas tank to rust it out, I thought that would be taking it a little to far. So im going to let them have fun with that this weekend.

I wonder what hes going to do when he sees me on the road again? Ill just clench my fist and hold it out the window, reffering to the one hit knock out. Haha. Oh it wasnt water that he threw at my car. Looks like coke cause its not coming off my windshield that easily.